and who said the british weren't hot

[pinx]

yeah baby.


http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/030522/170/45ioa.html :love:

[fester8542]

ha ha...

a white brit with corn rows.... I love it.

[Illuminae]

hrm. kinda hot, but the hair has to go. he'd look good with this style hair....

http://www.amherst.edu/~clboudre/Keanu%20Reeves%20three%20quarter%20scar.jpg

[Jubba]

yeah, the first one needs a hair cut. The second one needs to stop drinking and hit the tread mill. Where is the muscle definition?

and lose the leather pants... put on something a little less tight...

[Illuminae]

i dont think the 2nd one is hot... just his hair

[Soul]

The 'first one' is David Beckham, probably the most famous person in britain, lol its funny you haven't heard of him :P

- Soul :s:

[Jubba]

I knew who it was. :)

I don't care if he's a green monkey in a costume... he needs a hair cut...

[Soul]

He is a green monkey in a costume! How'd you know??

- Soul :s:

[fester8542]

run green Monkey!

They got the Hiv!

[Soul]

http://asylum.wibble.net/illustration/thumb/03.jpg

[pinx]

whaaaaaaaaaaa? i like the cornrows.

[Kajinku]

Originally posted by redGolgi
i dont think the 2nd one is hot... just his hair
But... that's Keanu Reeves!

[pinx]

keanu has the uglies man ******* ever! ewwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!

[Jubba]

The second one looks like the fat guy from "Queen of the Damed"

worst movie ever...

The guy was supposed to be beautiful, and they had this guy play the part... http://maddox.xmission.com/qotd_sucked.html

read the book...


sorry... off topic...

[pinx]

queen of the ****ed was ****ing funny.

[Kitiara]

People have never heard of Beckham? Come on guys, English football captain?

Keanu though... <b>*Thinks of Matrix and drools*</b>

[pinx]

omg, i've heard of beckham. :P

[fester8542]

Originally posted by Kitiara
People have never heard of Beckham? Come on guys, English football captain?

Keanu though... <b>*Thinks of Matrix and drools*</b>

Nope never heard of him.

Soccer is somewhere around hitting myself in the nuggs repeatidly with bal-peen hammer on my priority list.

Now give me Football (US) Baseball, Hockey, Boxing....now your talking

[Iammontoya]

Does that have something to do with the movie bend it like Beckham?

[Kitiara]

The movie title was a reference to Beck's ability to hit free kicks and score from them. :)

Football is the best sport in the world - the American version is basically rugby but with lots of padding so the poor little flowers don't get hurt. :P

[pinx]

hahahhahahahahahahaha, american football is soooo increadibly stupid.

[c!rYx]

I just had to realize recently that americans hate soccer and have no clue.

I don't know, it is the easiest sport in my eyes. Just kick the ball, that's the game. But here in PE we played girls against boys and the boys could just use the left foot. Now that is really retarded. And I guess that's the reason why everyone hates soccer :) haha, or maybe not

Anyways, you should know Beckham, even when I don't think that he is a really good player...

[thoriphes]

and now for the guys:

http://www.fox.com/keddie/video/4_hi.asx

she is soooooo hot....
aw...i think i need new pants

[Kitiara]

It's kicking the ball to the right person, at the right place at the right time that's the difficult bit. :)

I've never played on a girls team though. <b>*Shrugs*</b> That would be weird...

[asphaltcowboy]

cornrows... blonde people...

apart from looking completely ridiculous... all his hair is gonna fall out :beam:

[Soul]

Wow thor!!! *dribbles* :love: She is beautiful! Who is she? What program is she talking about?

:love: I'm in love

- Soul :s:

[asphaltcowboy]

Originally posted by Kitiara
Keanu though... <b>*Thinks of Matrix and drools*</b> did I ever mention that I look a bit like...

ok, I won't say it.. esp since I may well be working for you in the near future.. :beam:

[thoriphes]

Originally posted by Soul
Wow thor!!! *dribbles* :love: She is beautiful! Who is she? What program is she talking about?

:love: I'm in love

- Soul :s:
keen eddie. it's a british show in the US on Fox. we'll i guess you figured that.

can i bum a ***?

[Soul]

What the hell!? Can you bum a ***!?! :-\

- Soul :s:

[Kitiara]

<b>*Sniggers*</b>

[thoriphes]

i thought you were englandish?
you know? bum a ***, flash the ash?

[asphaltcowboy]

Originally posted by thoriphes
can i bum a ***? hmm, not versed in British terminology then? ;)

[thoriphes]

aw come on, i just started learning british. give me a break. ;)

[asphaltcowboy]

hehehe. do you know what you just said though? :)
*** - yes it can mean cigerette, hmm, but it's also used as a term for.. how shall we say? a gay guy?

[thoriphes]

i think i know that :sigh:

[asphaltcowboy]

hehehe... sorry... still giggling ;)

[Kitiara]

It can be taken one of two ways...

Um, hang on let me rephrase that.

It means two different things. :beam:

[pinx]

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[PierceG]

Originally posted by Kitiara
It can be taken one of two ways...

Um, hang on let me rephrase that.

It means two different things. :beam:

hehe.

[mdipi]

ahaha kit! hehe your so mean! and i didnt dl it yet but i will right now~

[thoriphes]

Originally posted by asphaltcowboy
hehehe. do you know what you just said though? :)
*** - yes it can mean cigerette, hmm, but it's also used as a term for.. how shall we say? a gay guy? hey it's you brits' fault with your double meanings. if you say "***" in america, you mean "gay". just watch yourselves when you try to ask for cigarettes in america...:alien:

[asphaltcowboy]

lol, if only I smoked.. ;)

[chris9902]

At least you can only get beat up for that

I was watching "the worlds most deadliest gangs" on a Sky channel could Bravo (for all you none British) and this guy was deaf so he was using sine language to ask for direction and a gang thought he was from another gang and shot him.... That is ****ed up.


PS.... now this is hot
<b>
::Img removed. Kirupa wants us to keep this place clean, Also, please try to think of other words than the censored ones::</b>

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..... carmen

[Illuminae]

eew. keanu makes me wanna barf. he is so unhot.

[asphaltcowboy]

Originally posted by chris9902
I was watching "the worlds most deadliest gangs" on a Sky channel could Bravo (for all you none British)any programme that has an '-iest' word in the title is always going to be absolutely sh*t :)

The Planets Funniest Animals (who really arent funny btw)
The World's Scaaaariest Police Chases Volume 5

you get the idea..
these shows really need taking off the air... they're teh rubbish(iest! ;))

[Soul]

Kirupa!! If you're removing hot women pictures please remove topless male pictures too!! :P

- Soul :s:

[Kitiara]

Originally posted by redGolgi
eew. keanu makes me wanna barf. he is so unhot. Then send him over here. :beam:

[chris9902]

on another screen break are we kit ;)

[asphaltcowboy]

Originally posted by Kitiara
Then send him over here. :beam: did I ever mention.... ;)

[Kitiara]

Yes I am, and yes you did. :P

No-one's going to get any work done today in all honesty, it's too manic here right now... :sure:

[asphaltcowboy]

haha :)

lol the first time I read it, I thought you were talking about us not doing any work! d*mn straight! Though, I managed to write two essays yesterday.. I should see if I can do at least one more today... and I've vowed to do some exercise too... that should be interesting... lol!

/me collapses :thumb:

[chris9902]

Originally posted by Kitiara
Yes I am, and yes you did. :P

No-one's going to get any work done today in all honesty, it's too manic here right now... :sure:


you would be on here anyway.... so nothing that different;)

[AnOraK]

Originally posted by thoriphes

can i bum a ***?

Originally posted by Kitiara

It can be taken one of two ways...

Um, hang on let me rephrase that.


he he...

u never fail kit...

[Kitiara]

I have a reputation to keep up now, thanks to you guys. :) I couldn't in all honesty let a line like that go, could I? :)

[asphaltcowboy]

:P

[asphaltcowboy]

well... in keeping with 'the british being hot' thread title - I'm off to do some exercise... first time in years ;) I have to be the most unfit skinny person I know :beam:

back in an hour or so :)

[thoriphes]

Originally posted by Kitiara
It can be taken one of two ways...

Um, hang on let me rephrase that.

It means two different things. :beam: ...am i missing something here? i don't quite comprehend...

[asphaltcowboy]

lol.. I can't tell if you're joking or not thor! :P

[fester8542]

Correction!

The british are Hot!!!

http://www.margherita.net/tempolibero/news/images/hurley.jpg

[asphaltcowboy]

well.. she's quite good looking... but thick as pig ****. and that is really not a turn on :P

[thoriphes]

well, i partially know what it means (both meanings), but i'm not laughing hysterically...

[asphaltcowboy]

weeeeeeeeeell you should be! now laugh boy, LAUGH!

:)

[thoriphes]

:-\

[asphaltcowboy]

*slap* :trout:

[SureShot]

Originally posted by asphaltcowboy
well.. she's quite good looking... but thick as pig ****. and that is really not a turn on :P

Are you crazy!:crazy:

She is thick in ALL the right places, I think she's beautiful :love:

[asphaltcowboy]

yeah.. and in the MAJOR wrong one
beauty isn't all about looking good :)

[fester8542]

Originally posted by asphaltcowboy
yeah.. and in the MAJOR wrong one
beauty isn't all about look good :)

ha ha....yes it is you fool :)

j/k

[asphaltcowboy]

:P