Would you rather...?

[Soul]

I think something like this has been done before but anyway they'll be new question :beam:

Ponder over some absurd dilemmas...
Would you rather...

A
Be 1 metre taller.
Be 1 metre shorter.

B
Get caught raping a chiken.
Be raped by a emu with no one there to help.

C (Maybe just for the english?)
Be the love child of David ****enson.
be the love child of Harold from Neighbours.

D
Have a blonde, fit, dumb wife/husband.
Have a ginger, ugly, highly intelligent wife/husband.

E
Win £500 for yourself.
Win 5 million for charity.

F
Your mum didn't didn't shave her legs.
Your father shaved his.

G
Have the ability to fly.
Have the ability to be invisible.

H
Be caught having sex by your parents.
Catch your parents having sex.

I
Die drowning.
Die in a fire.

J :-\
Eat a fried dog turd dusted with light herbs.
Eat a urine snow cone.

K
Find out that your wife was actually your cousin.
Find out your parents were cousins.

L
Have both your arms severed in an accident.
Have your genitlia severed in an accident.

M :beam:
Be bald.
Be ginger.

N
Eat a block of butter.
Drink a pint of grease.


Choose :thumb:

- Soul :s:

[Soul]

A - Be 1 metre shorter. I'd rather be tiny than HUGE!

B - Be raped by a emu with no one there to help. At least its not me whos doing it.

C - Be the love child of David ****enson.

D - Have a blonde, fit, dumb wife. Tough one

E - Win £5,000000 for charity. 500 isn't that much :)

F - Your mum didn't didn't shave her legs.

G - Have the ability to be invisible. Tough one! Invisible would be so cool though ;)

H - Be caught having sex by your parents. Them doing it is sick! lol

I - Die in a fire. Ughh neither lol, fire should be quicker.

J - Eat a urine snow cone. Turd is way too bad lol.

K - Find out that your wife was actually your cousin. If my parents are then I'd probably be deformed lol.

L - Have both your arms severed in an accident. I can cope with no arms, can't cope with no sex lol :P

M - Be bald. Sorry ginger people lol.

N - Eat a block of butter. I'd probably be sick with either :P

There are my answers, your turn :beam:

- Soul :s:

[senocular]

A
Be 1 metre taller.
- I was always short in school. Time to be the big boy!

B
Be raped by a emu with no one there to help.
- yeah at least no one is watching ;)

C (Maybe just for the english?)
Be the love child of David ****enson.
- ... I guess :q:

D
Have a blonde, fit, dumb wife/husband.
- this one is hard. It depends how ugly and how dumb. I mean smart people arent always pleasant people. Would I want a wife making me feel dumb all the time? Nah, Id rather have a wife I could educate and gain the respect of through my intelligence (though attempting to not make her feel dumb heh)

E
Win £5,000000 for charity.
- easy one

F
Your mum didn't didn't shave her legs.
- being male, I can relate more to the masculine

G
Have the ability to fly.
- invisibility is for the devils work. flying sounds much more fun!

H
Catch your parents having sex.
- hard to decide. wouldnt mind my father catching me, hed be proud. My mom still thinks Im 5 so that would be horrible. I already know theyve had sex, otherwise I wouldnt be here, so I dont care about it so much.

I
Die drowning.
- much less painful. I almost drowned once, the biggest thing there is the fear, but I suppose that comes with any dying situation

J
Eat a urine snow cone.
- I figure theres less in the urine and it will pass through my system faster on its way out

K
Find out that your wife was actually your cousin.
- yeah.

L
Have your genitlia severed in an accident.
- I cant imagine using your genitalia can be much fun without your arms, plus youre out all those other great things in life

M
Be ginger.
- no matter what the definition

N
Eat a block of butter.
- I can handle butter :)


:thumb:

[s-fx]

Originally posted by Soul
Win £500 for yourself.
Win £5,000000 for charity.


The Win £5,000000 for charity, is it actually £5 or £5 million?
You probably should've made that MUCH clearer, as I see it I would rather win £500 than giving away £5 and seem like a cheap bastard.

[thoriphes]

a) definitely taller
b) raped with no one around, so no one has to know...
c) (not applicable)
d) have a blonde, fit, dumb wife, not only do you get to do a hot chick, she'll make you dinner without asking questions :)
e) win the money for charity, i'm happy with what i have
f) since my dad doesn't have much hair on his legs anyway, i'd have to go with that one.
g) definitely fly, been my lifelong dream
h) be caught having sex by your parents (we've been over that conversation [about sex] multiple times so i think i'd know their reaction if they catch me)
i) same fate, so i'd choose either one
j) ugh... urine snow cone (jackass...), at least it would be chilled
k) as long as i'm not ****ed up, i don't care if my parents were cousins (everybody's related somewhere along the line)
l) arms, definitely arms severed
m) (ginger?) well i guess bald
n) block of butter, i've always wanted to try that, but for the sake of health haven't.

[Kitiara]

A) Probably taller. I've spent the last 24 years just about topping 5 foot, so I wouldn't mind being taller. Heh, if I was a metre shorter I'd be <i>really</i> tiny. :P

B) Ick, neither really...

C) David ****enson's lovechild. At least that way I'd have a tan. :)

D) I'd have a blonde, fit, dumb husband. I guess I'd just have to have intellectual conversations with my friends. :)

E) For charity. I'm not bothered about £500 for myself, I earn four times that every month anyway.

F) I don't go around looking (or caring) about my parents legs, so either. Actually now I think about it, my mum doesn't shave her legs anyway, she doesn't need to. So that option. :)

G) Invisible. How much fun could I have with that... :)

H) Caught having sex. I've almost had that happen already anyway, and it wasn't <i>that</i> bad...

I) Drowning.

J) Do I have to have either? :-\

K) Husband was my cousin I suppose...

L) Kinda difficult to apply that to a woman. :) But I guess it's arms. :P

M) Ginger. I've dyed my hair ginger before and I looked alright (for me), so definitely that one.

N) Butter, although it'd probably go straight to my hips. :P

[Soul]

It was 5 million, made it more clear now :thumb:

lol kit you made me laugh :P

- Soul :s:

[fester8542]

Originally posted by Soul
I think something like this has been done before but anyway they'll be new question :beam:

Ponder over some absurd dilemmas...
Would you rather...

A
Be 1 metre taller.

B
Be raped by a emu with no one there to help.

C (Maybe just for the english?)
??????

D
Have a blonde, fit, dumb wife/husband.

E
Win £500 for yourself.

F
Your mum didn't didn't shave her legs.

G
Have the ability to fly.

H
Be caught having sex by your parents.

I
Die in a fire.

J :-\
Eat a urine snow cone.

K
Find out your parents were cousins.

L
Have your genitlia severed in an accident.

M :beam:
Be ginger.

N
Eat a block of butter.


Choose :thumb:

- Soul :s:

[Niann]

A: 1m shorter I am already tall... Taller would be bad =0)

B: Emu

C: I don't know these people sorry =0(

D: The smart one, I need to be able to hold a conversation.

E: I would like 5,000,000 Pounds for Charity. 500 Pounds would not change my life.

F: My mum didn't shave hers.

G: I would like to fly.

H: Be caught... (This has happened, whoops =0) )

I: Drown

J: Deep fried dog turd I guess, neither one sounds that good. =0)

K: Parents were cousins.

L: Genitals

M: Bald (I am not sure what ginger is?)

N: Butter.

Cheers!
-Niann

[senocular]

from what I know ginger is any one of the following a) a spice 2) a dark color (brownish) or 3) kind of happy and spunky

[Kitiara]

Originally posted by Soul
It was 5 million, made it more clear now :thumb:

lol kit you made me laugh :P

- Soul :s: What did I say? :P Was it the hips thing? :sure:

[Soul]

:love:

[Kitiara]

It <i>was</i> the hips thing. :beam:

Well it's true, any woman would tell you that. :)

[Soul]

Whos next? :beam:

- Soul :s:

[replode]

<b>A</b>
Be 1 metre taller.
(im already 6 feet, so on metre would mean i could dunk:thumb:

<b>B</b>
Be raped by a emu with no one there to help.

<b>C (Maybe just for the english?)</b>
?

<b>D</b>
Have a blonde, fit, dumb wife/husband.
(at least she's hot :sure:

<b>E</b>
Win 5 million for charity.
(5 millions a lot of cash)

<b>F</b>
dont care

<b>G</b>
Invisibality leads to bad thoughts, so i guess flying.

<b>H</b>
Be caught having sex by your parents.


<b>I</b>
Die drowning.


<b>J </b>
Eat a urine snow cone.

<b>K</b>
Find out that your wife was actually your cousin.


<b>L</b>
Have both your arms severed in an accident.
(i can always get prosthetic arms.:)

<b>M </b>
Be bald.
(bald all the way baby!)

<b>N</b>
Eat a block of butter.

enjoy.:)

[senocular]

you people do realize theres no more chatting on kirupa without any arms, right?

and even if you got some sort of voice interpreter or someone to type for you, photoshop of Flash might be a stretch. There goes the creative outlets in your life. Youd have to resort to singing (or harmonica?). Hopefully you're pretty good at it ;)

[Soul]

Sen... Creativity Vs Sex

I know what wins for me :P

Anyway I'll learn to use my toes :thumb:

- Soul :s:

[senocular]

yeah but how long does sex last? an hour? 5 minutes? Most likely somewhere in between. Creativity is for life :) Besides, without your genitals, you wont have the libido to even persue sex anymore. That frees your time for more meaningful aspirations :beam:

[Soul]

Your priorities are all wrong :P Sure you're male? :P

- Soul :s:



(5 hours) :P

[PierceG]

Some of my own answers here scared me more that a little:


A
Be 1 metre taller.

B
Get caught raping a chiken.

C (Maybe just for the english?)
be the love child of Harold from Neighbours.

D
Have a blonde, fit, dumb wife/husband.

E
Win 5 million for charity.

F
Your mum didn't didn't shave her legs.

G
Have the ability to be invisible.

H
Be caught having sex by your parents.

I
Die drowning.

J :-\
Eat a urine snow cone.

K
Find out that your wife was actually your cousin.

L
Have you Genitialia severed in an accident.
(I just changed my mind on this one while typing).

M :beam:
Be bald.

N
Eat a block of butter.
I'd still vomit plenty after either.

[Kitiara]

I can't believe more men are scared of being ginger than they are of being bald. :P

[senocular]

another thing... STDs. NO desire or capability for sex? one less thing to worry about!

come to think of it no sex sounds more and more inticing!


(someone stop me!)

[Kitiara]

Major downside to no sex is... well, no sex basically.

Take the arms!

[senocular]

I still think it would be a lot harder without arms :)

[Kitiara]

<b>*Snigger*</b>

Sorry, I can't bring myself to answer this post in a mature and sensible way. :P

[Soul]

I'll keep my third arm please :P:P:P

- Soul :s:

[Kitiara]

Is it just us English that see things at a certain level of humour? :P

I'm still going for the arms though. Otherwise I wouldn't be able to have kids. :(

[Soul]

And you'd look pretty weird too :P

[senocular]

its hard to take care of kids with no arms :)

[Kitiara]

It's even harder to have them with no... you get the idea. :P

[senocular]

adopt!
besides, why would you want a bunch of armless kids running around?



;)

[Kitiara]

The armless thing isn't heriditary. :)

[Soul]

How do you know?

[senocular]

yeah, have you ever been armless and had kids?

[Kitiara]

You never said it was. :beam:

'Severed in an accident' is not genetic. :beam:

[senocular]

what about their graduation? how would you clap for them?

[Kitiara]

I'd get my husband to do it for me. Stop picking holes in my reasoning. :P

[Soul]

How would you hug them!? They wouldn't get enough loving attention from you, they'd grow up hard and bitter. You'd be a bad mother, tut tut Kit, you should know better. *shakes head*

- Soul :s:

[Kitiara]

<b>*Runs and hides in corner*</b>

[senocular]

NEGLECT!

[Soul]

Evil mother!!! *throws eggs*

- Soul :s:

[Kitiara]

Quiet, the pair of you. :sure:

[senocular]

:love:

[Soul]

:love:

[Kitiara]

Awww. :beam:

[Soul]

3sum :P:P:P

[senocular]

me, kit and some other girl? all right!

[Soul]

2sum, me and Kit :P

Agreed Kit? :love:

- Soul :s:

[Kitiara]

Oh yeah. :love:

[senocular]

oh well, serves me right for keeping my arms ;)

[Soul]

Haha :beam:

- Soul :s:

[Kitiara]

We're alright, you see. :beam:

[senocular]

:claps:


(attempting to elicit envy)

[Raydred]

i would rather be... Sleeping. yea.. answer to all questions =)

[Soul]

Hehe Ray :thumb:

- Soul :s: