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Jasninder
June 2nd, 2003, 06:56 AM
Hey ppl,hows it goin...
I thot bout startin this thread as i m really into sms messaging, i make my asci msg's and compose ringtones too.It's an addiction i must say..... so i was thinking about posting few of my msg's over here and invite all u guys to post urs.As sms word limit is 160 words(including spaces) you can useshortcuts n stuff.So make sure ur msg is less thn or =160 words.it can b a joke, noty joke, senti msg, saying...even an asci msg anything below 160 words wich u think can u b used on sms or text (as they call it in uk)


in short, post an sms msg, less then 160 words(including spaces)it can be an asci msg, joke, noty joke,saying, love msg's anything respecting word limits.
Jasninder
June 2nd, 2003, 07:05 AM
height of a positiv attitude-birdy birdy in the sky,dropped the **** in my eye,i dont worry,i dont cry.I 'm just happy tht cows dont fly!!
TheOrangeOne
June 2nd, 2003, 08:38 AM
friendship is like P*ss in ur pants. every1 can C it, but only u can feel the warmth. Thankyou4being the p*ss in my pants!
Jasninder
June 2nd, 2003, 12:39 PM
OMG, tht was the next msg i had on my fone, beautiful tho, i did'nt kno it was a global msg;) i mean ppl all over the world have tht one.Nice
Jasninder
June 2nd, 2003, 01:04 PM
What do tornados & women have in common ?
ANS:- They both make a lot of noise when they are
comming & take every thing when they are going.
:P
Jasninder
June 2nd, 2003, 01:18 PM
Q:- Wat is the diff btw TENSION & STRESS ?
Ans:- TENSION is wen ur wife is pregnant & STRESS
is wen ur secretary is pregnant!
mariofan
June 2nd, 2003, 04:17 PM
i just been arreseted - caught for having good looks. Police say i need a ugly b***tard to bail me out. DONT BE LONG
Jasninder
June 3rd, 2003, 04:16 AM
hahahah, nice one mario ;)
but dont worry, i m not the one whoz gona bail u out:P
Luigifan
June 3rd, 2003, 04:31 AM
lol, ill try to think of some more!

:m:
Jasninder
June 3rd, 2003, 11:30 AM
I am sad & lonely. Every body seems to be mad at
me. There seems to be no place to go. Then suddenly I remembered you.

Can I come and stay in your house for a few days?
Please..........Yours truly,
Osama Bin Laden!
Jasninder
June 3rd, 2003, 11:32 AM
What do you get when you cross a Dog and a Cat??????
Ans:- A ***** which comes when you whistle!
TheOrangeOne
June 3rd, 2003, 11:35 AM
Q: how many mice does it take2screw ina litebulb? A: Depends how many you can get in there!