Kiss Kiss (part 2)

[Kitiara]

Since people seemed to like the last one so much, and I'm feeling in kind of a sentimental mood at the moment, here's another picture. :)

http://www.nowingsnohalo.co.uk/img/gallery_youremine.gif

It's also up on my site, if anyone's interested... :)

[Soul]

Wow! :beam:

- Soul :s:

[Kitiara]

You like? :beam:

[Soul]

Yeah its awesome :thumb: You should make her (you) hair go down longer, it just stops! :P

- Soul :s:

[Kitiara]

Oops, yeah... I guess I was being lazy. :blush:

[ahmed]

that's pretty nice! i like the way the hair is shaded :)

[Kitiara]

Thank you. :)

[Soul]

Have you added your hair extensions yet? :P

- Soul :s:

[SBV]

Looks like shes enjoying herself... :D

Nice drawing.

[mdipi]

whoa! (gets more and more like henti lol jk) thats awsome! these guys are in a good mood lol. :love: very nicely done kit!

[Kitiara]

Not onto hentai <i>just</i> yet, Mdipi. :P This is art. :)

Haven't changed the hair yet though... Ought to. I'll do it tomorrow, I'm feeling lazy at the moment. :)

[mdipi]

enfisis on YET lol.

[Kitiara]

Sceptic. :P

[JK87]

It's an amazing drawing with great shading and colouring and (from a person who can't draw to save his life) it looks stunning.

I don't think there is much that could be done to improve this except for one thing: the lips. At the moment her lips just fade into his skin and you see no sign of his lips or where their lips meet.

I think that if you fix up that one thing and the hair, that will be a flawless piece of art :).


Nice one,
JK.

[Kitiara]

Thanks, I'll try and fix this up a bit tonight if I get time. :)

[asphaltcowboy]

w00t! nice 1 kitty-witty! :thumb:

it just gets better and better every time ;)

[eilsoe]

Hentai is art too ya know... :sure:

[nobody]

very nice kit :beam:

eilsoe: agreed

[JK87]

However, hentai is what one would call an 'adult' art form rather than an art form that is suitable for all ;).

[andr.in]

woohooo! That's neat!

[asphaltcowboy]

hentai really isnt art tbh ;)

[Alex]

wow, thats cool!!!

[JK87]

Asphalt, it is. It is / is done from drawings and sketches, which are art. Which imo, makes hentai art. Also, you could say that nude sketches etc. etc. are not art either but it's all based upon personal taste and opinion.

[Kitiara]

Technically hentai is art... Let's face it, if a pickled sheep can win the Turner Prize, an adult cartoon counts as art. :) It may not be in the league of Picasso or Rembrandt, but it's art nonetheless.

It's really all a matter of taste. :)

But thanks for the nice comments. Even if they are about hentai. :P

[JK87]

To be honest, I'm not that keen on Picasso or Rembrandt. In fact, most art which is from the 'past' (as such) just bores me. Admittedly these artists were completely original for their time but it just doesn't push my buttons...

I much prefer a lot of modern art. Especially art which goes for quality rather than quantity - i.e. there is some blank canvas remaining or a solid colour but it enhances the artwork rather than making it look poor.

Again, just my taste - you all probably think that most art from the past is stunning :).

[asphaltcowboy]

Originally posted by JK87
Asphalt, it is. It is / is done from drawings and sketches, which are art. Which imo, makes hentai art. Also, you could say that nude sketches etc. etc. are not art either but it's all based upon personal taste and opinion. I suppose... though... I dunno. Perhaps technically: Obviously the guy/gal that does it is an artist, but.. the actual image itself? Art? Nude sketches are about exploring the human form, creating nice lines and tones and accurately representing what the artist is seeing... whereas hentai is purely for sexual gratifcation, no? Not to mention the fact that hentai is often not very well or accurately drawn...

[asphaltcowboy]

Originally posted by Kitiara
Technically hentai is art... Let's face it, if a pickled sheep can win the Turner Prize, an adult cartoon counts as art.the Turner Prize ;)

[Kitiara]

I'm planning on entering this year - my entry will be about sausages and those pink Duracell Bunnies. :evil:

[asphaltcowboy]

sounds like it has a chance ;)

(tbh, its more about who can come up with the most outrageous or aburd idea (be it outrageous and shocking, or so dull it's absurd :))

[Kitiara]

After Tracey Emin, nothing surprises me. Hell, my bedroom is (on occasions, anyway) messier than that, I should have won! :)

[[RdBeSt]]

Wow! Thats is amazing, another great piece of amazing art work! VVVV Well done! Wow...Wow! Ur so good at these kind of drawings, *wishes he could draw and colour and do everything else as good* Keep the amazing art up!

[fishtank]

i actually REALLY WOULD LIKE to see art you DO NOT publish, you just draw for your boyfriend or yourself :beam: :trout: i better shut up :crazy:


:thumb:

[Soul]

Only I get to see the private ones :P:P

- Soul :s:

[JK87]

Oh really Soul... so that would either make you Kit's boyfriend or her he-beyotch (***** is filtered). I'm not sure I want to know which :P.

[Soul]

Neither :P

- Soul :s:

[asphaltcowboy]

where's the S&M smilie? ;)

[JK87]

Hmm... the only other possibility I can think of is you being her soulmate; how convenient :P :bad:.

[asphaltcowboy]

oooh... god....

that has to be the worst pun I've heard for a while....

shame on you JK87! :angry:

[JK87]

I aim to please :P. And it wasn't actually intended - it was merely convenient ;).

[asphaltcowboy]

lies! :angry:

[Voetsjoeba]

You're tha best Kit :thumb: Incredibly good work !

[Kitiara]

Thanks. :)

And guys... :P You crack me up. Though that pun was really bad, JK. Cool, but bad. :)

Only Soul gets to see my private drawing collection. :)

[asphaltcowboy]

surely he's too young ;)

[Kitiara]

Nah. :)

[Soul]

17 isn't too young :P

[Kitiara]

17's a very good age. :bad:

[asphaltcowboy]

a good age for what exactly? ;)

(did you break msn already?)

[JK87]

*tears hair out* I told you - I really didn't intend to make anybody laugh or anything with that pun... it just happened :-\. Now, I have another exam tomorrow (at 1pm :)) so I need to get some sleep. See you all tomorrow...

And 15's a better age! :P

[Kitiara]

Originally posted by asphaltcowboy
(did you break msn already?) No, just got a phone call from my mum, so came off the net... By the time she'd finished it was late. :sure:
Originally posted by asphaltcowboy
a good age for what exactly? ;) Hehe. :beam:

Actually I think 24 is a great age to be. :)

[fishtank]

17 is a great age to, errm, jup, im going to shut up now :beam:

[asphaltcowboy]

well done :P

I'm 19 now... does that mean I've lost my 'edge'? :*(


;)

[Kitiara]

I'm sure I heard somewhere that a man is mean to be at his peak at the age of 17. :)

[asphaltcowboy]

actually it's 18 ;) (don't give Soul any ideas just yet ;))

[JK87]

And what exactly did the scientists do to research the age at which men are at their 'peak' ??

Or is this all just rumours? :P.

[asphaltcowboy]

lol, JK87 is starting to get worried! :P

[Kitiara]

Originally posted by JK87
And what exactly did the scientists do to research the age at which men are at their 'peak' ??

Or is this all just rumours? :P. I didn't catch that bit. :) I hate to think how they conducted this research... :P

[asphaltcowboy]

isnt it referring to virility, or fertility or sex drive or something?

[Kitiara]

Basically. :)

[asphaltcowboy]

so does that mean I've lost my edge? ;)

[Kitiara]

If you're 19 then scientifiaclly I suppose so. All downhill from now on. :P

[asphaltcowboy]

d'oh! :sleep:

best make use of it whilst I've still got it I guess...
over-the-counter viagra anyone?

;)

[Black_Lightning]

lol i never been one to follow statistics :) ... shut up i'm not old :sure:

[Soul]

I'll be at my peak forever :P

- Soul :s:

[Starpromo]

As long as kit keeps sending you those naughty pics you be peaking for a while...

(sic)

[Black_Lightning]

Originally posted by Soul
I'll be at my peak forever :P

- Soul :s:

lol then technically it's not a peak ;)

[Soul]

It is if its a large peak, obviously I won't be when I'm dead, so yeah, it drops then, and when I was born, no peak there. So its a large peak :P

- Soul :s:

[asphaltcowboy]

rofl :)

[Kitiara]

Originally posted by Starpromo
As long as kit keeps sending you those naughty pics you be peaking for a while...

(sic) Hehe... Speaking of which, I should have another one for you later Soul. :love:

[asphaltcowboy]

heeeey! no fair! :(

[Kitiara]

Hehe... Plenty fair. :)

[Black_Lightning]

Originally posted by Soul
It is if its a large peak, obviously I won't be when I'm dead, so yeah, it drops then, and when I was born, no peak there. So its a large peak :P

- Soul :s:

yeah well a very flat one then :)

[Kitiara]

No complaints from over here. :P

[JK87]

Perhaps a subject change is in order? :P.

*on a side note: my exam this afternoon was pretty hard...*

[asphaltcowboy]

kit, can I get some work over here?... preeetty pleeeeeeease?

I was gonna write: /me does puppy-dog eyes - but I thought that might traumatise you, so: /me looks all cute and angelic - oh, and have a flower as well :flower:

:)

[Soul]

You're not seeing em :P

- Soul :s:

[Kitiara]

Nope, these ones are for Soul's eyes only I'm afraid. :)

[Soul]

:beam:

[asphaltcowboy]

:*(

[Hawk]

clevage v.2 :beam:

very nice

madd skillz if i may say so

[Kitiara]

Thanks. :beam:

[JK87]

Six pages and counting... whatever next :). Oooh btw, I finished my maths non-calculator paper a few hours ago and it wasn't too bad - Wahooo!!! :).

Actually, it was rather easy except for a few questions, which worries me because they might raise the grade boundaries :(. Anyway, wahooo!!! for now :thumb:.

[JK87]

Asphalt, you shouldn't be so keen to see Kit's private (aka dirty ;)) artwork collection - it's not good for the health :).

[asphaltcowboy]

non-calculator paper lool ;)
I hated that paper... so many years ago now though

[asphaltcowboy]

Originally posted by JK87
Asphalt, you shouldn't be so keen to see Kit's private (aka dirty ;)) artwork collection - it's not good for the health :). oh it so is ;)
(I've gotta keep my 'edge' after all - It's all downhill after 18 ;))

[JK87]

I guess that's good news for me then because I still have my peak to reach - you just have it to fall down ;). There, there m8 :).

[asphaltcowboy]

leave me alone!

*sulks*

[JK87]

Here, have some Playboy centerfolds. Not as good as KitBoy centerfolds but it'll have to do :).

[asphaltcowboy]

where?! WHERE?!?


;)

[JK87]

*posts Playboy centerfolds to asphalt in a brown envelope with no return address in a post box far, far away* ;). There!! THERE!!

[note that I'm not actually posting them since a) I don't have any with me right now and b) If I did, I would want them for myself :P]

[Kitiara]

You two are mad, you know that? :P

[Starpromo]

They feel like there missing out... Just tell them that naked pictures of you arent that good then they will calm down... :)

[nobody]

ppl cant appreciate art without turnin into perverts
sheeeeeeeeesh

[Kitiara]

Alright, the hentai stuff I drew is rubbish and not worth looking at. :)

[Starpromo]

But the other stuff...?

[Kitiara]

Other stuff?

[Starpromo]

the un hentai...?

[Kitiara]

All the restircted artwork. It's all rubbish. :) Completely useless. :)

[Starpromo]

There you go... Im sure you'll be freed from pesturng people from now on

**waits for his pictures as payment for good cause**

[Kitiara]

Optimist. :P

Only one person gets to see these ones! :)

[Starpromo]

**stops waiting and runs to draw naughty pictures of himself to send to one lucky reader**

HAHA (i even humour me sometimes)

[Kitiara]

One 'lucky' reader? :P

[Starpromo]

Hey!

It'll be the luckiest day of there lives :smirk:

[Kitiara]

No offense intended. :)

Well, not much anyway. :beam: I've just a really ****ty day, and am feeling overly sarcastic. My apologies. :)

[Starpromo]

Haha its okay...

I send you one of my 'finest' to cheer you up :P

[Kitiara]

Eep. :P

[Soul]

Originally posted by Kitiara
All the restircted artwork. It's all rubbish. :) Completely useless. :)
Untrue :bad:

- Soul :s:

[Starpromo]

Sssshhhhh...

she trying to convince everyone else...

[Soul]

They're rubbish, not a turn on at all :P

- Soul :s:

[asphaltcowboy]

oh you! :)

[Kitiara]

Originally posted by Soul
Untrue :bad:

- Soul :s: :love:

[Starpromo]

Look at my pebble kit... Its a pebble...

[asphaltcowboy]

we are talking about rocks right... nothing else? :-\


;)

[Starpromo]

Soul might have a rock... But lets not get into that...

(sic)

[asphaltcowboy]

actually I was thinking more along the lines of pebbleda...
oh nevermind ;)

[Kitiara]

<b>*Ahem*</b>

I have looked at the pebble. Check the thread. :)

[Soul]

Shut up abut my rock :P

[Kitiara]

Can I stroke your pet rock? :beam:

[Soul]

Oh god :P

[telekinesis]

Will you all please get a room, we have pop rocks viewing this, they are too young for this!

[asphaltcowboy]

oh for the love of god... :-\

;)

[Starpromo]

You missed 'love' out of your very expressionate phrase assfault

[asphaltcowboy]

got it! (that's how frustrated I am ;))

[Soul]

Sexually frustrated?

Night all

- Soul :s:

[asphaltcowboy]

yes.

[Starpromo]

why has the Soul Emoticon got such a big chin?

[asphaltcowboy]

that's the pet rock they were talking about (his head ;))

[Starpromo]

Im not even gonna get confused to which head your talking about...

(sic)

[asphaltcowboy]

oh dear. oh dear oh dear oh dear.

[Starpromo]

This thread should be burnt at the stake...

I call upon the people with powers to BURN it BURN it i tell ya...

[telekinesis]

Originally posted by Starpromo
Im not even gonna get confused to which head your talking about...

(sic) I hope to god that he is talking about his actual head, the one connected to his neck, if he refered to anything else otherwise I would probably ban him for being a sick bastard :P

[Starpromo]

Hey, you can say Bastard... sweet :)

[telekinesis]

Of course, it is like the coolest word ever!

Bastard
bAstard
baStard
basTard
bastArd
bastaRd
bastarD

[Starpromo]

Yeah its, sweet

BASTARD
BASTARD

YAY :)

[Black_Lightning]

Originally posted by Starpromo
This thread should be burnt at the stake...

I call upon the people with powers to BURN it BURN it i tell ya...

hmmm, fire.... fire good.... fire fun:evil:

now where did i put me matches?

[Kitiara]

Originally posted by Starpromo
Yeah its, sweet

BASTARD
BASTARD

YAY :) Although you pronounce it as "bastard" and I pronounce it "barstard". :) God alone knows how the Americans say it. :P

[JK87]

Ahh... only *looks at schedule* nine exams (five of which are sciences :-\) left and I'm free for something along the lines of three months!!! Wahoooooo!

Now, the reason Soul's pixel-version's chin is so big is because Soul is actually a very 'expansive' person who enjoys his food fat and juicy. As a result, his multiple chins create this illusion which makes it appear as if he... well... has a neck as long as my *ahem* arm.

[just kidding Soul :)]

There will be no more lusting over Kit's *cough* dirty *cough* artwork because it's not going to see the light of day. And we are going to move onto a new topic - Soul's chin :P.

And I second that - bastard is a great word and I also pronounce it bar-stard as a pose to bas-tard. 'tis the English way don'tcha know?

A delusional yet rather normal JK.

[fester8542]

lol...kit you are so dirty :evil:

[Kitiara]

And that's why you all love me so much. :beam:

[fishtank]

well, i think you actually did not get the point...

i just saw your foto in the "meet the mods"-section, and i wonder why you ever hesitated to show it to us... :beam:

[Kitiara]

I am very, very shy. :beam:

[fishtank]

:sure: ;)

[JK87]

Strange. People who are viewed as attractive (or at least the majority of the ones I know) are normally really arrogant or think that they look fabulous.

This one girl at my school... thinks she's some kind of godess with her hair down lol. Admittedly, she has a great body and her face is pretty good too but she adds new meaning to the word b.i.t.c.h ;).

Congradulations Kit - you're one of very few people I know who are viewed as attractive and do not appear to be all 'me me me' :thumb:.

[asphaltcowboy]

oh she so is ;)

[JK87]

Lol asphalt, I was expecting such a comment from you :P. I bet asphalt sits in front of his mirror 2 hours a day, telling himself "You're the man!". Just kidding :).

[asphaltcowboy]

no no, it's true! (just no one else agrees ;) well.. my ex used to... maybe she got bored?)

:beam:

[asphaltcowboy]

Originally posted by JK87
Lol asphalt, I was expecting such a comment from you :P bah! I take offence to that! you make it sound like I'm predictable ;)

[telekinesis]

Originally posted by asphaltcowboy
no no, it's true! (just no one else agrees ;) well.. my ex used to... maybe she got bored?)

:beam: That's always the hard part, which is why I am trying to learn how to control womens minds! ;)

[asphaltcowboy]

ah! the man with teh plan! :D

[JK87]

You are predictable :). Regarding ex-es... I love how people always say "there are plenty more fish in the sea" because, the fact is, you have to take into account the over-fishing, pollution and radioactive waste dumps before you can comment on the number of fish in the sea. And guess what? - There aren't that many left when you think about it.

(If you didn't realise, this was meant in a metaphorical way because I used the metaphor of fish in the saying and extended it :).)

[telekinesis]

My plan to control women's minds doesn't work well on blondes, too much negative vibes, make-up, hairspray, and ego to pass through. . . .not all blondes, just the majority of them!

[asphaltcowboy]

oh d*mn! and all that time I've been swimming around the thames for at least 2 hours a day!

:P

[asphaltcowboy]

Originally posted by telekinesis
It doesn't work well on blondes, too much negative vibes, make-up, hairspray, and ego to pass through. . . .not all blondes, just the majority of them! good, cos I prefer brunettes (sp) ;)

[JK87]

I'm with you on that asphalt. Although, you do get the rare blonde who is both very attractive and able to do 1+1 ;). You might want to have a check-up with the doctor about swimming in the Thames :P.

And telekinesis, I think that the pink underwear (which you apparently wear) might be disrupting the hynotic powers you're attempting to muster. Perhaps a change of colour? Or is the pink all part of the big plan? :P.

[asphaltcowboy]

haven't you heard JK? girls love gay guys!
/me considers making the switch ;)

[telekinesis]

Originally posted by asphaltcowboy
haven't you heard JK? girls love gay guys!
/me considers making the switch ;) I'm not gay :-\

It is an inside joke with me and pinx, and whoever made that drawing of a guy with pink underwear and kit said it looked like me. . . .

[asphaltcowboy]

nice cover story :thumb:

[JK87]

Lol...

One problem: They don't love them in that way. They just feel that they can get to know them and become friends without having to fear the guy suddenly trying to hit on them and sleep with them.

The fact is, you just need to try to fight back some of the male genes so that you aren't desperate to 'be with' every attractive female with half a brain cell in a 10 mile radius. I guess the problem arises when you are looking for a girlfriend but the girl isn't looking for a boyfriend... you want to be with her, she sure as hell doesn't want to be with you.

As you can tell; been there, done that ;).

[asphaltcowboy]

Originally posted by JK87
As you can tell; been there, done that ;). waaaay too many times :*(

[telekinesis]

Seriously, im not! :angry:

But this guy is :flower:

[telekinesis]

What's your excuse? :P

[JK87]

I am quite possibly one of the must unlucky guys when it comes to females...

I'm to up-tight about anything and everything, which makes me unbelievably uncomfortable around them. And to make matters worse, I've been in all-boy schools for most of my life so female contact is down to a minimum lol ;).

But you know what they say: "If it doesn't kill you, it only makes you stronger." So, I'm waiting to either die or strike gold :).

[asphaltcowboy]

Excuse: the.. um... flower is.. um.. cute? ;)

[JK87]

Lol. I believe that smiley was once described as suggesting that the person it was created for was"flamboyantly gay". And excuse for what telekinesis?

[asphaltcowboy]

for being obviously gay.. ;)

I dunno, people just assume... I guess it's my animal magnetism or something telekinesis... glad you noticed

;)

[JK87]

Ok... is that you letting us know that you're gay asphalt or that people always assume that you're gay?

[telekinesis]

. . . . . . . . :-\

[asphaltcowboy]

lol, neither actually.. but who knows.. perhaps it's worth a try? ;)

[telekinesis]

*whipes sweat off forhead*

well thats good to know! :thumb:

[JK87]

So that's a "no. But I'm considering." Honestly, I think it is up to each person to decide for themselves. I don't recommend going with the crowd or with what you think would make life easier... just go with what your instinct tells you to be true (whether you find women or men attractive in "that" way).

[JK87]

Who knows; maybe you find both attractive?? (Please, don't answer that.)

[asphaltcowboy]

not really considering... but my recent 'women drought' is really starting to piss me off

:love:

[asphaltcowboy]

Originally posted by JK87
Who knows; maybe you find both attractive?? (Please, don't answer that.) and so what if I did? ;) ;)

[JK87]

So what... so what nothing. I just don't want to know - plain and simple.

I know the feeling that comes with "women droughts". Only my drought has lasted most of my life...

[telekinesis]

if u ever feel urself becoming gay just look @ a beautiful women and then @ a guy, they don't even compare, women are the creation I wouldn't be able to live without, so beautiful and sensual. The only guy I would ever find sexy is myself (not really) lol :P

[asphaltcowboy]

tut tut telekinesis! there's nothing wrong with being gay

[JK87]

I have to agree. I find some women stunning and I feel no such emotion when looking at guys... :). There are certain facts which suggest that being gay is not a natural thing, but personally, I think everybody has the right to do their own thing.

[telekinesis]

I don't there is anything wrong with gays, it is their preference, I just think it isn't right ;)

Come on, look at women, how could you pass up such a beautiful thing, if I was a woman I would be a lesbian!

[JK87]

Perhaps that is why you're not a woman? :P

- I can only imagine what carnage a guy who was given the chance to be a woman might cause (and I don't mean a cross-dresser).

[asphaltcowboy]

rofl! well.. it's been a wonderful discussion lads.. really it has. before it starts to get a bit.. uncomfortable (I can see it happening already... :-\) I'm off! I've gotta search through some film for good action scenes...

what a thread this has become! lol! I'm sure kit will find it amusing when she reads it tomorrow ;)

night all ;) <-- for the record, not in the least bit seductive

[telekinesis]

*dan smiles deviously*

muhahahahahah

[telekinesis]

g'night asphault

[JK87]

nn asphalt :).

[JK87]

*shifty eye movement* Looks like it's just you and me now telekinesis. Do you feel lucky punk? :P

[telekinesis]

maybe, i can ban you if you go **** on me so beware. . . .

just playin bro :P

but seriously, i can ban you

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

but i wouldnt ;)

[JK87]

Lol - that's the most abnormal ban threat I have ever received (and the only ban threat) :).

All jokes aside for a moment, I am genuinely not attracted to men. Some men are, I'm not. From the looks of things, nor are you and nor is asphalt (although he does enjoy to stir things a little). Now it's ridiculously awkward to even discuss this because of society's approach towards homosexuality and everything that comes with it.

In summary:
I - am not homosexual.
telekinesis - is not homosexual.
asphalt - is from outer space.

Not really but he is not homosexual either. But telekinesis, be careful what you say because some people are very, very pro-homosexuality (even if they themselves are not homosexual) and they may take offense :-\. Be warned :).

I'm off to watch some TV seeing as it's now one in the morning. I'll be back in a few hours for a quick scan of the forums and will then collapse into bed...

Until then,
JK.

[telekinesis]

I know there are pro-homosexual members in the forum, who says I can't ban them all?

Just kidding again :P

I really don't mind homosexuals, I just don't agree with it. . . .don't I have that right?

[chris9902]

Just because you have to tolerate it does not mean to say you have to agree with it

[JK87]

Indeed. It's a rather controversial topic don't you think?


I'm back a few hours later than planned... still haven't slept and I'm feeling great :). It's amazing how refreshing it is to go for a quick sprint at 4:30 in the morning (when it's not raining and it's not freezing cold) :thumb:.

[Black_Lightning]

whoa what happened in here overnight :)

[Kitiara]

I have no idea... Maybe this is what happens when you let a load of lads loose on a thread. :)

[asphaltcowboy]

Originally posted by JK87
Indeed. It's a rather controversial topic don't you think?that's why I thought it was a good idea to stop ;)
mornin kit btw

:love:

[Kitiara]

Morning mate. :)

[JK87]

Ahhh... it's great not to have any exams until Monday. I just slept in until 1pm :P. Unfortunately, I'm gonna be revising for most of the next three days :-\.

Afternoon Kit, Asphalt, Black_Lightning .

[JK87]

Originally posted by Kitiara
Maybe this is what happens when you let a load of lads loose on a thread.

I resent that. Btw, how did the website patch-up for those two people go? All done now?

Hope so,
JK.

[Kitiara]

Yes, all done. I'm just working out how to kill them both now... :P

[JK87]

Good good. Make sure it's public and painful :).

[Kitiara]

I'm planning to. :evil:

[JK87]

I would normally add an evil laugh right about now... but I'm in a slightly less negative mood for once :). Instead, I'll just go with the

:evil:

The one and only,
JK.

[Soul]

*waves to English friends* :beam:

- Soul :s:

[JK87]

*waves back* :)

[asphaltcowboy]

*gives Soul the old one-fingered salute ;)


j/k :thumb:

[JK87]

You forgot the other * to end the action :).

[asphaltcowboy]

you wanna piece of me? :angry:


:beam:

[JK87]

That depends. Do I get any sauce with that piece and is it cooked? Or is it served straight up and raw - ripped straight from your body?

My preference would be no sauce since it often spoils the flavour. And before any of you twisted individuals come up with winks and the rest of it; no. There is no sexual innuendo present in what I have just said.

[Soul]

Charming :P Love you too :(

- Soul :s:

[JK87]

I wonder when telekinesis will arrive with the "None of that in here please." :P.

[asphaltcowboy]

ooooh! saaaaucy ;)

(don't worry Soul, I love you really :love: I do!)

[JK87]

I guess it had to be expected to come from somebody :-\. Shame on you asphalt :P. (Not for loving Soul but for using "saucy".)

[Soul]

:love:

[JK87]

*backs away slowly to give Soul and asphalt some space to be 'together' :P*

[fester8542]

My god this thread blew up last night....

You boys doing a little soul searching or what.

I hope you all remain strong in your heterosexual ways!

:love: :chinaman: :toad:

[Soul]

Its the English :P

- Soul :s:

[asphaltcowboy]

w00t! the boys are back in town? ;)

[JK87]

lmao fester. One could call it "soul searching" but I don't know really... Just some tired people letting their wandering minds get the better of them :).

And I will indeed maintain my heterosexual ways.

[JK87]

Right, I'm off for a sprint and some chinups. Be back in 5 lads and ladies (although, I don't think there are any ladies here atm).

[Kitiara]

I am actually, just been in a quickie little meeting. :) But I am pleased, since they like my proposal for the redesign of Churchill.com. :beam:

[asphaltcowboy]

i found soul! ^^^ what do I win? what do I win? :beam: :q:

[Kitiara]

I found him first! :P

[asphaltcowboy]

Originally posted by Kitiara
I am actually, just been in a quickie little meeting. :) But I am pleased, since they like my proposal for the redesign of Churchill.com. :beam: wow! nice one kit! (is there a bonus in order? lunch time at the pub is it? :))

[Kitiara]

There'd better be. :)

And you guys can all get a sneak preview. :P

I'm hopefully getting promoted to senior in the next few months anyway, so that might call for a large party. :beam:

[JK87]

Congrats. :thumb:. (I'm back.)

[asphaltcowboy]

Originally posted by Kitiara
I'm hopefully getting promoted to senior in the next few months anyway, so that might call for a large party. :beam: I'm already there ;)

(no, seriously, look out the window :P)

[JK87]

The party or being promoted to senior? :P

[asphaltcowboy]

getting paid to wander these forums? either is fine! :beam:

[JK87]

Ok... but senior of what? Huh?

[asphaltcowboy]

senior time-waster/web/kirupa surfer of course :)

[JK87]

Oh of course. Silly me :P.

[Kitiara]

Well, I'm Web Developer and Designer at the moment, so I'd be Senior Web Developer and Designer. :) Then of course I'd have to get a junior to work under me... :)

[asphaltcowboy]

me! me! pick me!

I'll work under you! ;)

[JK87]

I hope there wasn't any hidden meaning in that asphalt :P :).

[Kitiara]

Haha... :)

Seriously if the job does come up, then I can put people forward... Since I'll probably be the one doing the interviewing as well. :)

It's good money. And you do get to surf Kirupa all day. :P

[asphaltcowboy]

Originally posted by JK87
I hope there wasn't any hidden meaning in that asphalt :P :). whaaat? me? never! ;) ;) ;) (note: 3 winks!!)

I work well under women.. what can I say? ;)

[JK87]

Well, normally men want to be on top. Your choice though ;). And be careful what you say Kit, or you will be spammed to death with pms and e-mails saying "Pick me!" - especially if they get to work with/under you seeing as you posted that picture of yourself in the mod section lol.

[Kitiara]

I'm a very good boss. :)

Heh, last time I did an interview it was for the multimedia person to take over my old job when I left to work here. I took the candidates over the pub for an hour to do the interview. :P

[JK87]

It sounds like you spend waaaayyyy too much time at the pub. A big drinker are we? :P

[Soul]

Hey stop giving my job away Kit :P

- Soul :s:

[asphaltcowboy]

I prefer women on top tbh, but that's just me ;)

yeah, if I fail my exam.. can I come and work under you plz kit? :beam:

[Kitiara]

Soul - I told you, if you want it you have first taking on this one. :love:

What I want is to get a small group of designers and developers set up and stop outsourcing half our work... Naturally I'd be in charge of all this. :)

Kirupa members would be considered before others. :)

And no, I'm not a big drinker (most of the time anyway). :) Just it's a way of relaxing tense job applicants. :P

[asphaltcowboy]

aww man! does that mean I'd have to work with Soul? :beam:

love you man :love:


;)

[Kitiara]

Hehe... You three guys all working for me. :beam:

We rock. :)

[JK87]

I would love to but I'm not exactly very skilled when it comes to webdesign :). I can handle most html and a little java and a little php but I can't make much myself. I can handle myself when it comes to graphics but I wouldn't be of much help :-\.

I'd love to join in but I doubt I would be able to help very much - more of a burden really. However, I am your man if you need content checking etc. because (all jokes aside) typos stick out like sore thumbs to me lol :).

[Kitiara]

Well, you've all got time to brush up on your skills. :)

Argh, just looked out the window and it's raining. This wouldn't be so bad if I had brought a jacket with me, wasn't wearing a white shirt and wasn't dressed for summer... :angry: Rats! :P

[asphaltcowboy]

Originally posted by Kitiara
Hehe... You three guys all working for me. :beam:

We rock. :) that'd be soo cool.. kit, you'd have the coolest office workers ever! :)
don't worry JK - I'm ok at design and a bit pants at programming.. we can work it out ;)

[JK87]

Heh cheers asphalt, Kit. One thing I can say in my favour is that once I get into the swing of something, I can pick it up quite quickly :). If it does work out, that would be great :beam:.

I'd offer you an umbrella/jacket Kit but I'm hardly nearby. It's raining down here in Surrey as well - but it's still great for running (I just have to be careful when making sharp turns ;)).

[Kitiara]

It's not great when you're in a short skirt and sandals. It was sunny this morning!

Curse this English weather...

[JK87]

English weather rules! The only problem I have with it is the really hot weather we have from time to time. I'm a bit of a miserable bastard you see - the weather in tropical areas (like Hawaii - which is a state ;)) is great but when it rains, it pours. In England, it's often nice and cool...

Bad luck with the short skirt and sandals - it's the price you have to pay :).

[fishtank]

need some 4th guy?

[asphaltcowboy]

on a serious note (not sure if you were actually being serious kit ;))

any chance of summer work? I make great cups of tea/coffee! :beam:

[Kitiara]

Probably yes I would reckon. Want me to enquire?

We've had work experience students before, so I don't see why not. And I've got this major redesign project coming up... I'll ask. :)

[asphaltcowboy]

wow! cool, thanks :love:

(god, I need some money.. 40p per tea? ;))