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Kajinku
May 30th, 2003, 09:27 AM
In March, 1999, a man living in Kandos (near Mudgee in
NSW) received a bill for his as yet unused gas line stating
that he owed $0.00.

He ignored it and threw it away. In April he received
another bill and threw that one away too.

The following month the gas company sent him a very nasty note stating they
were going to cancel his gas line if he didn't send them $0.00 by return
mail. He called them, talked to them, and they said it was a computer error
and they would take care of it.

The following month he decided that it was about time that he tried out the
troublesome gas line figuring that if there as usage on the account it would
put an end to this ridiculous predicament.

However, when he went to use the gas, it had been cut
off.

He called the gas company who apologised for the
computer error once again and said that they would take care of it. The next
day he got a bill for $0.00 stating that payment was now overdue.

Assuming that having spoken to them the previous day
the latest bill was yet another mistake, so he ignored it, trusting that the
company would be as good as their word and sort the problem out.

The next month he got a bill for $0.00. This bill also
stated that he had 10 days to pay his account or the company would have to
take steps to recover the debt.

Finally, giving in, he thought he would beat the company at their own game
and mailed them a cheque for $0.00. The computer duly processed his account
and returned a statement to the effect that he now owed the gas company
nothing at all.

A week later, the manager of the Mudgee branch of the
Westpac Banking Corporation called our hapless friend
and asked him what he was doing writing cheque for $0.00. After a lengthy
explanation the bank manager replied that the $0.00 cheque had caused their
cheque processing software to fail. The bank could therefore not process ANY
cheques they had received from ANY of
their customers that day because the cheque for $0.00 had caused the
computer to crash.

The following month the man received a letter from the
gas company claiming that his cheque has bounced and that he now owed them
$0.00 and unless he sent a cheque by return mail they would take immediate
steps to recover the debt. At this point, the man decided to file a debt
harassment claim against the gas company.

It took him nearly 2 hours to convince the clerks at
the local courthouse that he was not joking. They subsequently assisted him
in the drafting of statements which were considered substantive evidence of
the aggravation and difficulties he had been forced to endure during this
debacle.

The matter was heard in the Magistrate's Court in Mudgee and the outcome was
this:

The gas company was ordered to:

(1) Immediately rectify their computerised accounts
system or show cause, within 10 days, why the matter should not be referred
to a higher court for consideration under company Law.

(2) Pay the bank dishonour fees incurred by the man.

(3) Pay the bank dishonour fees incurred by all the
Westpac clients whose cheques had been bounced on the day our friend's had
been.

(4) Pay the claimant's court costs; and

(5) Pay the claimant a total of $1500 per month for
the 5 month period March to July inclusive as compensation for the
aggravation they had caused their client to suffer.

And all this over $0.00.

This story can also be viewed on the ABC website.

nobody
May 30th, 2003, 09:30 AM
Whoa.. thats crazy

TheOrangeOne
May 30th, 2003, 09:32 AM
that is so funny! ive just e-mailed to the whole office - hee hee :)

PierceG
May 30th, 2003, 09:38 AM
They were bringing the main Gas line across from the west to the east side of Ireland (Limerick to Dublin). They were bringing it through this farmers field, and the farmer asked them if they would give him free gas for life if he slipped them 100 pounds. The work guys agreed. They said they'd attach a line to the main line and run it to his house.
The farmer paid them and they set it up, but told him not to try and use it until the main gas line was switched on, so no one would realise he was syphoning it.
So about a month later he was in the village and heard that the gas was connected, so he went home and tried his gas cooker. It worked. He had free gas for life.

About 2 months later the gas coming to his house stopped. Obviously he couldn't ring anyone about it cos of the way he obtained it, so eventually he decided to go out into the field and dig down to where the line would have attached to the mains line, to see if he could see a problem. He got a shovel and went out into the field, and started digging.

About three feet down he hit the end of his pipe, attached to a small gas cylinder.

True story.

andr.in
May 30th, 2003, 09:58 AM
lmao this is nuts! A lot out of nothing!

Lunar_4u
May 30th, 2003, 10:07 AM
hahaha they are both quite funny, expensive gas bottle that is!!!!

upuaut
May 30th, 2003, 10:25 AM
roflmfao

ok that's the funniest comp error story I've ever heard. Thank you so much for sharing that. You've lightened my day.

Jubba
May 30th, 2003, 10:28 AM
Yeah, computer errors are funny... :)

TheOrangeOne
May 30th, 2003, 10:30 AM
although, technicaly theres no such thing as a computer error. its always down to human error. We got a receptionist at work who makes loads of typos in her e-mails (like me), but she always blames the machine. Grr.......

upuaut
May 30th, 2003, 10:54 AM
lol.. you are correct sir.. there is technicaly only human error or broken hardware/software.. there is no computer error parsey.

good catch

TheOrangeOne
May 30th, 2003, 10:56 AM
i wish my receptionist was a good catch........

Aislin
May 30th, 2003, 11:19 AM
*laughs* Nice one orange.

I liked both stories. :D :P both very good.

Luigifan
May 30th, 2003, 11:32 AM
very funny - all the office loved it!

Soul
May 30th, 2003, 11:55 AM
Both great stories :thumb:

- Soul :s:

thoriphes
May 30th, 2003, 11:56 AM
haha, a lot of computer error in that one :).

TOOL
May 30th, 2003, 11:59 AM
I wouldn't be surprised if those computers they were using were old crappy ones... Mudgee is a country town and so I guess Kandos is as well... My mummy is going to Mudgee soon in fact to sell sell sell $$$$$$ But that story is just too stupid...

SureShot
May 30th, 2003, 01:30 PM
haha, that's great. It's funny to see how these big companies can have such errors and not even know.

I also liked the last story - I would be plenty upset If I was that farmer! hahahaha

reverendflash
May 30th, 2003, 02:20 PM
eskimo farmer

http://www.midtel.net/~cjworeth/dad.jpg

Ha!

:beam:

go Tuknuk!

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mdipi
May 30th, 2003, 02:23 PM
lol. thats funny. and the second one is just too funny too.

SureShot
May 30th, 2003, 02:31 PM
I was going to say, it's been a while since I got a Tuknuk joke mr Rev - I was starting to get a bit worried :)

reverendflash
May 30th, 2003, 02:34 PM
I haven't seen the real Tuknuk around for a while, thought I'd poke a bit...

;)

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abzoid
May 30th, 2003, 07:36 PM
Originally posted by david
lol.. you are correct sir.. there is technicaly only human error or broken hardware/software.. there is no computer error parsey.

I beg to differ. One of my required courses as a Comp Sci major was a class called Numerical Analysis. The entire course was about calculating the rounding error that occurs in a sequence of calculations. Every computer is accurate to a certain number of decimal places. Over the course of lengthy calculations the resulting rounding error gets compounded. Statistically the likelyhood is that the plus and minus errors will offset, but you can't assume that. We had to assume worst case scenario that all the errors were in the same direction. Based on the accuracy of the computer we were using, and the accuracy of the entry data, we had to determine the accuracy of the end results. A real nasty course, especially at 8:00 AM.

reverendflash
May 30th, 2003, 07:38 PM
there you go, blowing their concept of reality again...

party pooper!

:)

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Raydred
May 30th, 2003, 07:40 PM
Thats awesome that he Wrote a check for $0.00 !!! i'd be like, can i pay in advance? ok then... $00.00
lol =)

mdipi
May 30th, 2003, 07:42 PM
lol i thought the same thing! i was like, hmm he could just write like a 2 doller check and it would carry over for ever! lol

reverendflash
May 30th, 2003, 07:43 PM
AT&T once wrote me 3 times because I owed them $10.03. I had not used my AT&T acct. ever, so I just ignored them, let them sort it out. Finally, I paid them, just to stop them from calling me. The very next month, I get a reversal on that amount. I then still did not use that acct. for over a year. I received a check in the mail for $11.43, the amount plus interest about 3 months ago... I still haven't used that acct.

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mdipi
May 30th, 2003, 07:56 PM
cool you made money. hehe but imagine if the 0.00 bill was your morgage lol.

abzoid
May 31st, 2003, 09:45 AM
Originally posted by reverendflash
there you go, blowing their concept of reality again... Which is as it should be, as reality is a dynamic rather than static concept.(-:

sintax321
May 31st, 2003, 02:41 PM
I got a bill the other day for my final paymet on my cell phone account. It was for $0.56. IT had 6 pieces of paper double sided print and 3 add flyers in it plus the envolope. I'm sure it cost more for them to send me this stack off paper then the bill was worth.

That is a great story.

mdipi
May 31st, 2003, 02:47 PM
lol, 56 cents! give prase the company is saved!

Aislin
June 4th, 2003, 03:11 PM
but what if they didn't collect on 1,000,000 people's fifty-six cents? That make a lot of cents/sense, when you put it that way.