most embarrasing experience

[Illuminae]

ya know, in all my years, and all the embarassing things i've experienced, i still think that the worst goes back to my childhood, and revolves around farting.

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i was in 6th grade. i had just moved to a new school and was struggling to fit in and be one of the 'cool kids'. i had made significant progress and had just managed to weasle my way into the group so i was pretty much in, but i was still walking on eggshells. well, last period rolls around one day and it is social studies class. we had a test. i was sitting in the back next to the coolest girl in school. :beam: everything was quiet and we were all concentrating, and sure enough, i was having intestinal problems. i felt that feeling, but i thought i could hold it in, and we weren't allowed to leave the room until we handed in out tests, so i just tried to hold it in. unfortunately, it was too powerful for me, and an enourmos fart slipped out. to make matters worse, we were sitting on those hard plastic school charis, so it had a nice reverb effect. well, that would be bad enough, from the chaos that ensued, and the comments from the cool girls. but on top of that, it was also a stinky one. and since we werent allowed to leave, we all had to sit through it. plus it was a hot late spring day, so it was even grosser. our teacher was gracious enough to open the windows a little more. but i got detention for disrupting the test, and i was called "stinkbomb" for the next month. heheheh.
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so what are your stories?? i need a good chuckle today.

[Lunar_4u]

Lol they will have to call this forum the golgi forum soon, :P u taking over!!!

[Illuminae]

i sorry, i bored. and you guys are my frieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeends :crazy:

[Kitiara]

Most embarrassing experience? Most recent one would be listening to Lava's latest radio show and discovering my name being mentioned several times in association with bondage. :P

[Illuminae]

hehehe. kink-ay.
if i were you kit, i would be proud. its not just any woman who can do it right. ;)

[I am the Noah]

i cant think of one... but im sure i have one or two

[Lunar_4u]

bondage eh, i ain't heard it yet i mite have to lsiten now and have a laugh at u :D. One of most embarrasing things was gettin pushed off a bus when it was stopping but still moving quite fast. I gambolled over and rolled face first into the bus stop pole. Theres another story but that was really embarrassing n not ready to be told yet :D

[Illuminae]

ooo oo, lunar, tell me your story, or i will attatck you with SoulWraith :P

[Raydred]

I cannot name just one embarrising moment for me. My whole life is based on the fact that everything happens to me lol

But heres a story that i know laugh at...


Just so that it makes a bit more sense i grew up in a small town in wyoming.

I was in high school when this happened. I parked my car in front of the school one day not thinking anything.. I had this beat up datsun b-210 (which was an awesome look for me) with a small tiny hole in my gas tank. It only dripped like 1 drip per hour , not a big deal, not dangerous. Well i was in my 2nd period class (11:00a or so.) and i was in another class (with a bunch of freshman) doing my typing work, (i did a stupid typing independant study thing.) all of a sudden the intercom comes on, and says "The blue car with licence plates.." (and she named my plates). "Your care is leaking gas!". So i really didnt know what to do, so i stayed calm.. and continued and thought i'd casualy leave (so they wouldnt suspect a thing). While i was waiting, everyone was talking about it, laughing etc, even the kids next to me were telling me "Wow that guy must be stupid" and i was like "yea, what a moron!.. ".. so i go out into the hall, and my friend run by and says "THERES LIKE 50 COPS OUT THERE AND YOUR CAR.. ITS>..GO LOOK!" and i was thinking massive trouble.... there was 1 cop . so im outside with the cop and he said, well i saw it and called the fire dept. all of a sudden the FIretruck comes with the lights on and the siren blarring. (and the fire station is right at the end of the block..) by then everyone was looking outside and looking and laughing at me, and they realized who it was and that made if funnier.. so i finnally got my car, and drove it home.. but i'll never forget that.. lol

[lava]

Originally posted by Kitiara
Most embarrassing experience? Most recent one would be listening to Lava's latest radio show and discovering my name being mentioned several times in association with bondage. :P

haha... AnOrak raised the possibility that you might have been listening to it at work... haha.

[Kitiara]

Yes, I was... On the loud speakers. :blush: :P

I wasn't expecting that. :)

[Illuminae]

hehe, raydred, great story. :beam:

[lava]

Originally posted by Kitiara
Yes, I was... On the loud speakers. :blush: :P

I wasn't expecting that. :)

haha... that's messed up. Did your co-workers say anything? :)

[Kitiara]

YES. :blush:

Some more subtle than others. :P :P

[[Legoman]]

I posted mine in a nudity thread, but I'll repost here:



I like nudity....

which reminds me. One time I took a trip with my friends to camp on the banks of Loch Lomond. one morning half of us decided to climb Ben Lomond(mountain beside the loch). me and one other reached the top first. since we knew there wasn't anyone for a while behind us, I decided a spot of nakedness was in order, so I took my clothes off, stood on top of the post that marks the summit and gazed down on the loch feeling like the Naked King of the World.


I then turned round and realised for the first time that there was in fact ANOTHER path coming up the OTHER side of the mountain.
and there was a Chinese couple standing there open-mouthed.

at least I was a talking point from a trip to Scotland.

[Illuminae]

hahahahahaha

[fester8542]

I think for me it was (back in junior high) when I lent some sega genesis game to a buddy of mine. I will admit that the kid I lent it to was a huge dork, and prone to people doing mean things to him, but I liked him anyhow.

This other kid, stole the game from him. I was not a happy camper when I found out. Well the kid that stole it found out that it was not the dorks game and it was mine and decided he would do the right thing and give it back to me the next day.

So the next day waiting outside to get into school in the dead of a boston winter, the kid that stole the game came up to me and said something to the effect of:

"sorry man, I didnt know this was yours and I stole it from that clown pete....here you go"

Me being the big tough guy that I am said gimme that (insert bad word here) as I went to rip it out of his hand. Instead of grabbing it, I accident slammed it and sent the case and the cartridge flying like 30 yards into 2 different snowbanks.

There were a ton of people standing around that saw the whole thing that laughed at me about it the whole day....

I felt like a tool.....

Long story short....

I later became incredibly good friends with the kid that stole the game later on in High School, and now lives with me in my condo.

[Illuminae]

ahh, an 80's movie ending. :)

[fester8542]

Its funny how things work out like that man.


Either that or its just because he is the only other one I know who takes his weekend drinking to such extreme levels as me.

[Illuminae]

hey fester, what are the best bars around here? i'm goin on a binge this weekend with a long lost freind, and i need some good ideas.

[fester8542]

I like to perform this super nifty pub-crawl around fanuel hall....

Start at cheers, go over to the tavern for a few more drafts, walk across the street to sissy K's (the area hookup spot) There is a club upstairs, they usually have accousic, or rock bands downstars, when you start talking funny, walk next door to the Hong Kong, They have these scoprian bowls for $6 that will make you ridiculious (let me put it this way it comes with about 10 straws in it and enough liquid fun in it for all 10, If you still have any life left in you, there is a spot about two doors down where you can sit and relfect on your crazy evening (its also open 45 mins later than all of its cousins in the area......

Go fourth my child and may you have many stories for your future AA meetings....

[Illuminae]

thank you for your wisdom, oh master of the brew ;)
that sounds like a neat plan, i'll use it as our itinerary for sure. although we will prob add a 24/7 diner at the end, for munchies and more reflections.

[fester8542]

Your in fanuel hall...stop by quincey market...you could get french, italian, russian, american, spanish food in there....

There are some great eats....

[Illuminae]

heres another embarassing experience. it happened last summer in NJ. my soon to be step father and i were cruisin down the turnpike with the top off my jeep. well, i guess the wind hit me the wrong way and blew my tank top over my head, exposing my er... chestial regions. moreover, i couldnt see the road, and if he didnt grab the wheel, i wouldn't be a kirupan right now..

[Raydred]

Wow thats more life threatening than embarrising, but i see the embarrisment =) im glad you're ok =)

I have so many storys that contain embarrising stuff...

Like the time i was at my highschool till 3:00am working on a project.. and someone called the cops on me and my buddy.... uhh lets see..

the time where i tripped the fire alarm on a Huge Auditorium... yea.. that wasent fun.. i accidently leaned up on the fire door and set it off, about 25,000 people looking at me wondering what was going on.. lol =)

ANd ive never done anything wrong in my life, im a complete good guy, and these things happen to me! lol

[fester8542]

Oh please man...

I bet your a great dude, but we all do wrong things....its part of being human.

At least that what I tell myself every time I add a new corpse to the mass grave ive got kicking.....

[Raydred]

lol yea i know we all do wrong thigns.
but i seem to do things that most people wouldnt lol
im purely accident prone, and have the tendancy to trip some alarm without knowing lol =)

[Illuminae]

lol. when i first installed the alarm in my jeep, i kept forgetting about it. one time, it was really late, so i was sneaking out quietly so as not to wake anyone up. well, i put the key in the ignition, and of course it went off really loud. and i couldn't shut the darn thign off. it was goin for a really long time. not only did everyone in the house wake up, but so did the whole neighborhood. that's my only alarm experience though. not very embarrassing, yours are surely more horrible experiences. ;)

[Raydred]

lol More horrible, makes me feel great lol jk If i can make my experiences worse than others by comparrison, my job is done lol jk

[Kajinku]

Hahaha! I laughed so hard when reading your story golgi... again, I'm at the office and everyone was looking. Oh well :smirk: Legoman, your story is great too.

As for me, I don't really have *the* most embarassing moment... here's a short one, that happened very quickly...

It was during one of the Biology classes, I was 17 or something. The teacher asked something to me, and the correct answer was "menstruation". Instead, I said "masturbation" which shocked everybody first and made everyone laugh afterwards, including the teacher. I don't know how it happened.

[Kitiara]

Recent embarrassing experience similar to your tank top one, Golgi...

Playing pool with my friend Robert in the pub after football one Saturday, and after a while we've attracted a bit of a crowd. Not sure why, but we carry on playing anyway. Every time I take a shot, I get applauded by the audience, even when I screw up horrendously. Suspiscious, but deciding they're just a bunch of drunk blokes having a laugh, I carry on.

It's not till much later that another of my friends pulls me to one side, and explains that my very low cut hipster jeans were exposing a lot of underwear, and that all the men were standing behind me looking at my arse. :blush:

[Lunar_4u]

hehehe :P didn't it feel abit cold????

[Kitiara]

It was a warm pub. :sure: And I was trying to concentrate on my pool playing. :P

[Kajinku]

Hm, was it embarassing or sexy? You should take a pic and post it here so we can check. ;)

[Lunar_4u]

Hehe ye :P, well u sound like a good person to play pool with. U even play strip pool without knowing it :).

[Kitiara]

Definitely embarrassing. :) And someone could have pointed it out to me earlier, rather than letting me carry on with it. :sure:

[Lunar_4u]

Lol to be fair i probably would have just stood and watched to, and then after a while played the galiant nice guy role :P

[Illuminae]

most embarassing experience... i'm living through it right now. eep.. http://www.kirupaforum.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=23470

[fester8542]

Not me, im a pig.

I would be the guy that went over to the bar and called the other people over to come see.

[rere420]

Fester,

I am surprised that your most embarrassing story was not the plastic bag on the highway, you should tell these guys that one...cuz I am laughing just thinking about it!!!

[fester8542]

D a m n / you for even bringing that up!

[rere420]

I am sorry but that was probably the funniest thing I have ever heard in my lfe..... and you must admit it is perfectly fitting for some one who has that much road rage!!

[pinx]

yay!! i want to hear it.

[fester8542]

grrrrrr....i'll think about it :)

[pinx]

ok i'll make it easier for you. what did you do on the highway with a plastic bag?

[rere420]

oh come on... it's funny!~
I dont think I have any embarrassing moments... I am sure I do, but none that I can think of off the top of my head!

[fester8542]

toll booth?

[rere420]

shut up!!

[rere420]

i was thinking about the horse on the common but the toll booth was totally your fault! You told me too

[fester8542]

Leaving your wallet in the Mcdonalds bathroom on the way up to canada?

[rere420]

okay, there are a few but i think you have more then I do...

[fester8542]

Originally posted by pinx
ok i'll make it easier for you. what did you do on the highway with a plastic bag?

Alright:skull: :skull:

Like last year I was trying to get onto the highway and some hid was really pissing me off in another car.....

BTW I have got the worst road rage on the planet....

So I was following him riding his arse then I finally got onto the highway.... as I went to to pass him once I got on the highway and give him that I will kill you stare.

Well it was a kinda warm day and all my windows were down.

Just as I was pulling up to him grilling him like I wanted to eat his face a plastic shopping bag flew up from the back seat and covered my whole head....

I threw my arms up in the air like a little girl and screamed....
The kid I was chasing saw the whole thing....

[rere420]

I think that is the funniest thing in the world probably because your road rage is just outrageous and how the hard the kid laughed as he passed you!

[pinx]

oh my god that is soo funny. i just started laughing really loud and the guy i work with looked at me all weird.