ONLY for the WOMEN

[Illuminae]

hey. how bout a thread only for us girls. we can talk about cramps and nail polish and boys and skin care. hehehehehhe.

(i don't think any of us are really 'girly girls' though, so this should be interesting...)

NO BOYS ALLOWED TO POST. NONE. NONE. NO ONE. NOT A SINGLE BOY PLEASE.

[pinx]

boys suck. ha

[Illuminae]

i second that :)

lets unite and call ourselves the "she-woman man haters club"

[Kitiara]

So... <b>*thinks for girlie topic*</b>

Is it just me or have you never got enough / the right pair of delete as appropriate shoes?

[Kel - 420]

Ok I know I shouldn’t be posting in here but…
Why don’t all you girls post pix of yourself as well?

[fester8542]

Whats up ladies....

Figured i would pimp my shiznit here while we were alone..lol

j/k

[Illuminae]

GRRR. kelllllllllllllllllllllll.... your a boy. go away.

[Demonia]

I third that ... it would be nice to have a corner of our own (BTW - I can only talk about nail polish for 5 seconds before my brain melts from the boredom =) ). BUT - we can criticize men :beam: - that is always a great subject!!!

D :P

[Illuminae]

feeeeeeeeeeeeesterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. NO BOYS

ugh, this is hopeless

[pinx]

ho, i'll pimp yo ***. get out!!

[Kitiara]

lets unite and call ourselves the "she-woman man haters club" Not man-haters... I love men. :beam:

[Illuminae]

ah, they are ok i guess. i mean, we need them to help carry on the species. but the only other use i see is pure entertainment. ;)

[Kitiara]

What about putting up shelves? And fixing the VCR when it's broken? :)

[lava]

and making fun of you...

[Illuminae]

i only have a few pairs of shoes... i guess im not very good at beign a girl
heres my shoe list:

birkenstocks for the spring and summer and fall~~casual
black stillettos for all year round when i need to dress up
leather steel toes for well, most of the time when i am not wearing the birks
black doc martens and red/antiquey ones - for the pleasure of a boot with the style that the steel toes lack
sneakers for when i work out (all stars)
and bowling shoes cuz im a dork and bowl

[Kitiara]

I was having trouble thinking of a girlie topic. :)

[Illuminae]

Originally posted by Kitiara
What about putting up shelves? And fixing the VCR when it's broken? :)

ahh, i do all that myself
here are the things i do that are typically "man" things

all the electronic wiring/fixing around the house
all the carpentry stuff
changing my oil
regular maintenece of my jeep
changing my family's oil too, cuz they are hopeless
barbeque queen, no one else is ever allowed to grill
opening jars
lifiting heavy stuff
opening my neighbor's jars heheheh
being on top
erm...
theres more. but i cant think of it.

[Illuminae]

heheh. this thread is turning into an "about golgi" thread. hahaha.

i'll start a topic. lets see. erm. ok. hmm. ok!!! i have one!!!
was your first kiss cool or gross? hehehe. (feels like 8th grade all of a sudden)

[Illuminae]

ok, guess thats not a good topic. how bout this girls.
do you think that you'd like to settle down someday and be a mom and housewife and stuff? or do you see yourself as a career woman? or are you already in your 'adult middle life' period, and in that case what are you doing?

[Kitiara]

Kind of approaching that 'mid-life' bit. :sure: Well, not mid life exactly, but quarter of a century this year. :)

Personally I'm more interested in my career. I'm sure I'd be a lousy housewife. :P I've got my own house, so I have to cook, iron, clean and all that, but that's not to say I enjoy it. :) Well, cooking is fun, if I'm in the mood for it. :)

[pinx]

i want to be a career woman but i do want to have a kid also. a husband would be ok to have but not required.

[pinx]

Originally posted by golgi
heheh. this thread is turning into an "about golgi" thread. hahaha.

i'll start a topic. lets see. erm. ok. hmm. ok!!! i have one!!!
was your first kiss cool or gross? hehehe. (feels like 8th grade all of a sudden)


omg, my first kiss was great. the guy had the nicest, smoothest tongue ever. :P

[Raydred]

ewwwww.. .Girls...

[andr.in]

mwhahahahaaaa pooossstt!
Sufffeeerrr

[eilsoe]

ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew......!!!



invaaaasiooooonnn....... boooooooohhh.......!


:P:P:P

[Illuminae]

Originally posted by pinx
omg, my first kiss was great. the guy had the nicest, smoothest tongue ever. :P

lol. mine was too. but i can't say if his tongue was smooth or not. i was paying more attention to the funny feeling behind my eyeballs. but he did have a wonderful smoocher. :)

[deamothul]

i don't really understand why u girls need a place 4 your own,
i don't need a place like that (for men i mean) why do u all need it.
:q:.

but i'm a man, so i better be getting out of here and unsubscribe this thread, Bye,bye:flower:

Greetz from:
:skull: deamothul - the script keeper - :skull:

[Kajinku]

BOOYAH!!

[Demonia]

Originally posted by deamothul
i don't really understand why u girls need a place 4 your own,
i don't need a place like that (for men i mean) why do u all need it.
:q:.

but i'm a man, so i better be getting out of here and unsubscribe this thread, Bye,bye:flower:

Greetz from:
:skull: deamothul - the script keeper - :skull:

So we can annoy you guys :P !!!

[RussianBeer]

What is this! Have civilization come this far to be segregated on the basis of sex? Have we learned nothing so far?

"We must all learn to live as brothers[sisters] or die as fools!"
Martin Luther King Jr.

heheheh.. just wanted to get philisophical on your girly butts!

anyway.. I don't know what you girls are talking about careers but MY dream is to marry a rich doctor.. she'll go off to work in the morining, while I sit at home.. play with the kids and clean the house, spend her money.. ahh.....

[Kitiara]

You just want the nurses uniform. :P

[RussianBeer]

Yeah, that too! :crazy:

But It would be great! She works... I do my own thing.. draw a bit.. cook a bit.. hehehe..! Ahh the dreams.. [Who needs a career when you dont need a career!]

[Lunar_4u]

*remembers his first kiss* lol she tasted like some devine ashtray :(

[RussianBeer]

Yeah dude, my first kissed sucked big time~!

[Lunar_4u]

woohoo we turned girly chat into lad chat lol :P sorry golgi :D. But i happy to say they were mostly better from that moment on , but i gotta say bad breath is the worst thing in kissin!!! ewwww

[deamothul]

Originally posted by Demonia
So we can annoy you guys :P !!!

Ooohhhh,,,,.,. makes sense I:-) , but???!? i am not annoyed though.

for i am :evil: ..............


peace,greetz from a man to all u lovely girlies........ =)

[Demonia]

Deamothul: it's actually a secret conspiracy - where ever guys see "women only" they rush to poke their nose in thus leaving the rest of the forum undefended and we chicks can take over :evil: ;) mwuahhhahaha

D :P

[Illuminae]

Originally posted by Lunar_4u
woohoo we turned girly chat into lad chat lol :P sorry golgi :D.

its ok, your my favorite boy so you can talk whenever, wherever. :love:

[Lunar_4u]

tehehehe awwwww how sweet :love:

[deamothul]

Originally posted by Demonia
Deamothul: it's actually a secret conspiracy - where ever guys see "women only" they rush to poke their nose in thus leaving the rest of the forum undefended and we chicks can take over :evil: ;) mwuahhhahaha

D :P

I :love: your :evil: wayzzzz Demonia, mwuuuaaahaahahaaahaha...

[AnOraK]

You just want the nurses uniform.

kit kit kit....

u should know by now we want so much more than that?



















we want the girl to go with it ha ha.....

[Illuminae]

hehe, well, i know some guys who would be happy with just the uniform.. lol

[Illuminae]

ok. girls thread revived to provide a safe haven for the lovers of the forum. only happiness allowed!

[pinx]

yo yo, what up in the hizzouse. i feels the loove.

[Illuminae]

:):):) gives pinx a cup of tea
so how is the weather out there dear?

[pinx]

oh very nice and sunny. hopefully it will be clear tomorrow for the lunar eclipse. yay!!

[Illuminae]

i am a bit apprehensive about it. its supposed to be overcast and dreary on the east coast! i hope i get some pics, but i feel good knowing that you will be getting some, and others too. :)

[Kel - 420]

Well I have put on a dress but I’m not shaving my legs!!
Am I welcome now?
: Spreads love :

[Illuminae]

yes!! welcome kel. its ok pinx, hes a boy, but hes a good guy so he's welcome here. ;)

[pinx]

yeah as long as it's not you know who. raydred should join us too.

[Kel - 420]

Awww fanx :D

It’s supposed to rain here but as yet not a drop

[Illuminae]

heyhey, lets not get too open.. then it will be a coed thread.. hahaha. jkjk

[Illuminae]

are you going to try and get pics kel?

[Kel - 420]

So girls, what say we get into our PJ’s and have a sweaty pillow fight… Who’s with me?

[pinx]

hahaha, you just wanna see our ***** jump. pervert. haha :P

[Illuminae]

hahahah. he may be a perv, but i dig pillow fights.

*whacks kel in the head with a feather pillah, then swats pinx in the buns

[Illuminae]

hey kel, can i give you a makeover??

[pinx]

yeah!!! a makeover!!! what a good idea!

[Kel - 420]

Hits golgi with pillow!
Oops, all my clothes fell off! How did that happen.

You can give me a make over if you make me look real puuurdy like :D

[pinx]

oooo to start we are giving you a bubble bath.

[Kel - 420]

YAY ME!!

[Illuminae]

this thread is getting even better as we speak. ;)
bubbles and pillows and makeup and naked

kel, gimme your pic. im gonna do a makeover

[pinx]

oh yeah, post it on here, kel.

[Illuminae]

we need to see who we are lathering up... hehhehehehe

[Hawk]

Originally posted by pinx
i want to be a career woman but i do want to have a kid also. a husband would be ok to have but not required.
i want to be a career woman too, but im a guy... :P

(sry, had to post)

[Kel - 420]

Will this do or do you want a front on look?

http://www.bluprint.com/images/Crows.jpg

[pinx]

Originally posted by golgi
we need to see who we are lathering up... hehhehehehe

hahhahaha, hold on, gotta scrub his back. hmmm, what fragnance are we using today my dear.

[Illuminae]

no problems hawk. now wheres our pic oh soapy one??

[pinx]

Originally posted by Hawk
i want to be a career woman too, but im a guy... :P

(sry, had to post)

we'll make an exception cause you're sick today.

[Illuminae]

hehehe, woops, a little too late. give me a front one if ya can kel. a nice full body shot

[pinx]

Originally posted by Kel - 420
Will this do or do you want a front on look?

http://www.bluprint.com/images/Crows.jpg

wow you're one with the birds. impressive.

[Illuminae]

i think its cute... tosses a bubble at you

[Kel - 420]

Well it turns out I have a face only a mother could love so I’ll forget about the front on pic.

It’s getting lonely in this tub… Won’t you girls join me :WINK:

[pinx]

maybe you should come out, *wraps you in warm fluffy towel*

[Kitiara]

That is such a cool photo though. :)

[Illuminae]

hey.. i was just gonna jump in... put him back pinx!

[Kel - 420]

Yeah it’s one of my fav’s… Now come join me in the tub ;)

[Kel - 420]

Yay, a soapy wet girly fight

[Illuminae]

ok, that side pic will do just fine kel, then. so do you picture yourself a warm or cool toned person?

[Illuminae]

where the heck did eveyone go?

[Kel - 420]

Originally posted by golgi
ok, that side pic will do just fine kel, then. so do you picture yourself a warm or cool toned person?


ERRRRR what?

[Hawk]

Originally posted by pinx
we'll make an exception cause you're sick today.
yay, im so bored :(

ive had my share of online gaming, and im in no mood for flash or photoshop....

THIS SUX!!!

[Illuminae]

nm, i have a vision oh soapy one. just let me and photoshop be alone for a few minutes.....

[pinx]

Originally posted by golgi
hey.. i was just gonna jump in... put him back pinx!

nooooooooooooo, he was just getting warm, he can't go back into the water!!

[Illuminae]

hawk, if your gonna chill here, be prepared to get wet.. hehehe. its a bit hazy right now..

[Hawk]

wow... me golgi and pinx all posted at the same time!

haha, wet girls? no problem here!

[Demonia]

Can I please join in the makeover (batting my eyelashes and a hopeful look on my face)

D :P

[Illuminae]

well pinx, I WANT HIM IN THE WATER, so TOO BAD...
*slaps you with a wet sponge
;)

[eilsoe]

I feel SO left out.... :(

[Illuminae]

oo, sure, another chick.. come on in :beam:

[Hawk]

again?! another 3 in a row, same minute

[Kel - 420]

Originally posted by pinx
nooooooooooooo, he was just getting warm, he can't go back into the water!!

There’s enough LOVE for you ALL!! :D

[Illuminae]

hahha, popular topic i guess...

it only takes three wet and soapy girls to friggin get anyones attention

[Hawk]

yea, it does... :P

one more post, golgi, and you and i have the same amount... minus 600.. :P

[Illuminae]

Originally posted by Kel - 420
There’s enough LOVE for you ALL!! :D
well you cant be in and out, so tough noogies, your comin back in...

**pulls you in soaking you, the towel, pinx, the room, and all the bystanders

[Demonia]

Thank youuuu .... weeeee - so how about a facial and removal of all unsightly hair =)

D :P

[Kel - 420]

HEHE, you said facial :D

[Illuminae]

LOL. sounds great demonia.. jsut as soon as we get this darn boy clean

[Hawk]

Originally posted by golgi
well you cant be in and out, so tough noogies, your comin back in...

**pulls you in soaking you, the towel, pinx, the room, and all the bystanders
one leg in, one leg out... and if he doesnt have a towel, im gone!

[pinx]

hahaha, golgi gone wild.

[Hawk]

haha

[Illuminae]

heheheh. i hope they make a show on me

and i think kel isnt wearing anything.. cuz it fell off b4

pffft

[Kel - 420]

Originally posted by golgi
well you cant be in and out, so tough noogies, your comin back in...

**pulls you in soaking you, the towel, pinx, the room, and all the bystanders

I feel like the cat that got the cream
You girls are fun!!

[Kel - 420]

Originally posted by golgi
heheheh. i hope they make a show on me

and i think kel isnt wearing anything.. cuz it fell off b4

pffft

WHAT FELL OFF :S

[Hawk]

cat that got the cream.... hmm

*snatches cat mask, grabs cream, rips off pants and runs!!!*

[pinx]

Originally posted by Kel - 420
WHAT FELL OFF :S

i don't think we can say it aloud

[Illuminae]

hahah.. no worries kel, your clothes fell off.. not your...







face

[Demonia]

Ladies - after the bath one must be given a relaxing massage to be prepped for hair removal =).

D :P

[Kel - 420]

Pheeewwww

[Kel - 420]

Originally posted by Demonia
Ladies - after the bath one must be given a relaxing massage to be prepped for hair removal =).

D :P

Agreed

[Illuminae]

ooh , hells yeah demonia... lets just do it in a chain.. so we all get one... hahah

[Demonia]

Then the torture begins... How about waxing?

D :P

[Illuminae]

eeep!!! i cant stand waxing
i just shave
maybe kel will like to be waxed?

[Kel - 420]

ERRR OK??

[Illuminae]

:beam:
trust us kelllllll, you will like it.....

puts the wax on the burner

[Kel - 420]

sweet ;)

[Illuminae]

here.. i am going to make you over now...
**cough cough
here.. hold this while i'm gone
****passes da bong

[Kel - 420]

Ohhh yeah

[Demonia]

Me 2 - too much pain - I waxed a certain area (if u know what I mean :wink:) once and nearly fainted - I can't get chicks who do it on a regular basis.

Have you ever tried pulling out a guys hair. I did it to my boyfriend once - caught him by surprise with a pair of tweezers :evil: - he shouted as if all hell had broken loose :beam:.
So maybe we should spare poor kel and use hair removal cream - what do you think kel?

D :P

[Illuminae]

i think kel is ok in all his hairiness... lol..

[Kel - 420]

Pain can be good but I might have to pass on that kind :)

[Illuminae]

im gonna tattoo you, cuz i know you like that pain

[Kel - 420]

Originally posted by golgi
im gonna tattoo you, cuz i know you like that pain

SWEET!

[Illuminae]

ooo, you are starting to look soo pretty

[pinx]

Originally posted by Kel - 420
Ohhh yeah

stop hogging the bong, pass it on over here.

[Demonia]

What tattoo ... I wanna know, tell me tell me!!!

D :P

[Kel - 420]

:Scared:

[Illuminae]

you'll see.... dont worry, it will be gorgeous

[pinx]

ooo i want a tattoo.

[Illuminae]

ok!!! im done kel!!!!

[Kel - 420]

can I see?

[Demonia]

I wanna see too (pouting)

D :P

[pinx]

um where on the body is this tattoo located?

[Illuminae]

ok. let me tell you what i did. after analysing your skintones, i found you to be a warm toned person, so i added some warm salmon color to your lips. this emphasised their lusty pout that is the highlight of your features. then i brought out your eyes with a touch of green, and some neutral mascara, to compliment your eyes. then i added some highlights to your hair to lift the contours of your face and open up your countenance.
than i dressed you in a snazzy suit.
and the tattoo... i cant post here cuz its on your bum.
http://pathofaith.com/temp/kel.jpg

[Kel - 420]

FANX!!

I, I,.........I look so pretty :D

[Illuminae]

heheh... ***ladies, PM me if you want a pic of kel's bum tattoo

[Demonia]

Soo coool golgi - love the new look kel :wink:

D :P

[Kel - 420]

LOL :BLUSH:

[RussianBeer]

Okay Okay! Golgi conviced me to post a pic of me for a make over...

Okay! here it is .. this is when I am horny!

[Illuminae]

whats with all the guys with the open mouths??? lol... ok, im starting on it now beer

[pinx]

well an open mouth can only mean one thing...

[RussianBeer]

Okay Pinx, let me have it.. what?

[pinx]

that you want to eat....






















meat!!!!

[RussianBeer]

LOL.. well yes I always Like to eat............meat *ahem*
:beam:

Coincidently when i am "eating meat" I like to pretend that I am Jaque Cousteau, under water...."Ve aRe seaRching forr ze ..."
:P



right Rev

[Illuminae]

omg... and you had the nerve to call me a perv?????

[reverendflash]

kirupa likes to keep this a clean place. Please show him respect by keeping it that way. We have a large number of young people who visit this site...

thanks,

Revhttp://www.aulman.com/rev.gif

[RussianBeer]

What I am a diver.. I like Jaque Cousteau!

[RussianBeer]

I just got *burned* by rev ...:x

[Illuminae]

serves ya right :P:P:P

[Illuminae]

ok rb ~~~

first i used warm golden and rust colored eyeshadow to compliment the exquisite green of your eyes. then i filled in your lips with a nice chocolate lipstick, to accentuate your wonderful cheekbones. then i added a few highlights and a little bit more height to your hair to show the world your gorgeous eyebrows. then i changed your shirt to blue cuz you look good in blue. :)

http://pathofaith.com/temp/sam.jpg

[RussianBeer]

I am the sexiest thing !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL!!!

[Illuminae]

see, all the boys come to me, and i make them goooohgeous dahlink.... i should open up a beauty salon!!!

[Demonia]

Golgi - u could make a fortune in make-overs :beam:.

Rb - the lips look terriffic on you :P

D :P

[Illuminae]

hehehe. thanks demonia!! you should help me recruit some guys...lol

[Demonia]

Absolutely - got the drafting forms right here =).

D :P

[Illuminae]

ooh, i just saw your post... good job sargent!!!!

[Demonia]

Thank you MA'AM (Standing to attention ...) I salute you :beam:.

D :P

[Illuminae]

hehe.. just for fun, while no guys are around, i will give myself a makeover.....
stand by for beauty

[Demonia]

Go girl go :beam:

D :P

[telekinesis]

Dan needs a make-over too, is it possible to fix me?

http://www.macromotive.com/ebay/dalu/dev_ID.jpg

[Illuminae]

oo, thats a tough one, but i can try :)
let me just finish mine or i think RB will kill me

[RussianBeer]

Not kill.. more like.. hunt down and make you swim in the boston harbour..

[Illuminae]

brrr... too cold for swimming... im on top of it!

[RussianBeer]

xacly

[Illuminae]

ok, here i am. i didnt know what to do so i made myself goth. hahahahahahah.

http://pathofaith.com/temp/makeover.jpg

[Kel - 420]

ohh lala

[Illuminae]

hehehehehe. i jsut realized i look better as a goth.
beware kirupans...

**dons a black hoodie

[RussianBeer]

niiiicee You could have spend more time on it though!

[Illuminae]

bite me. i wanted to rush so i coudl get to dan's :P

[RussianBeer]

* bites the friggin goth* :P

[Illuminae]

hehehehe. i hope you like the taste of oil paint and white powder.. bwahahahhah

[telekinesis]

That pic is an old pic of me, I have others, but they were kind of request from a girl on deviant art so my head is cut off in it so its pointless to even try, unless you want to draw me a head :P

[Illuminae]

lol.. no thanks.. im almost done with yours... :)

[Illuminae]

ok ok! here is dan!!

to start with, i used a robust red on his lips to draw attention to his super model pout. then i accentuated his cheekbones with a matching shade of blush. then i used combinations of greens and blacks on his eyes, to balance their deep qualities with his new look.
than i outfitted him in one of the hottest styles of the spring season!

http://pathofaith.com/temp/dan.jpg

[telekinesis]

:blush: i look so purdy ;) lol :P

[Illuminae]

hehehe. well, it was quite challenging to improve upon near perfection... tee hee!

[Kel - 420]

That is cool :D

[telekinesis]

Originally posted by golgi
hehehe. well, it was quite challenging to improve upon near perfection... tee hee! You don't need to suck up just because I am a moderator :P

Thanks for the pic, I'll have to save it!

[Illuminae]

lol.. nah, i kiss everyones *ss equally. lol! cuz i like to make ppl feel wonderfully happy! ;) :beam:

[telekinesis]

Originally posted by golgi
lol.. nah, i kiss everyones *ss equally. lol! cuz i like to make ppl feel wonderfully happy! ;) :beam:

A job well done, dan is happy! :P

[pinx]

Originally posted by RussianBeer
What I am a diver.. I like Jaque Cousteau!


bwahahahahahhahaha, jacques cousteau. that's awesome. wow thanks dude. you make me laugh.

[pinx]

PROM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[telekinesis]

I'll have to update the picture I posted is junior prom about a year ago.

Just had my prom 2 weeks ago, it was the best!

[pinx]

i went to two proms. one in my high school one in my boyfriend's high school. his prom was much better. they played some cool ****, whereas in my overly white high school they played predominantly britney spears and that crap so yeah. prom is overrated though

[thoriphes]

prom kicks *** but it's too dressy-uppy and formal and all. i was supposed to go to my second one this coming friday, but my date and i decided to revolt and ditch the whole thing and do something else that night :).

[telekinesis]

I wonder what that 'something else' would be manny ;)

Have fun, play safe, and be generous :P

[pinx]

he he very generous...

[Demonia]

Lovely work Golgi :beam: . I love the Goth look on you and Dan looks just exquisite - he's gonna be setting a new fashion trend =) .

D :P

[Illuminae]

hehehee. thanks demonia. :beam: if you'r game ill do you if ya want.

[telekinesis]

Originally posted by golgi
if you'r game ill do you if ya wantDoes this mean Dan gets to see some girl on girl action? ;)

Just playing I know what you meant, I am just in a dirty joking mood right now! :P

[Illuminae]

ooo. mod gettin nasty ;) .. lol

[telekinesis]

moderator dan by day. . . . .kinky superdan by night ;)

:P

[Demonia]

Sure I'm game - but I'll post my photo tonight cause I'm in work and I don't have any here. I can't wait :beam: .

D :P

[Demonia]

Dan,

You are a naughty naughty boy :bad: ;) !!!

D :P

[Illuminae]

lol.. ok kinky dan, ill tell a dirty joke to amuse thee...

(if its too bad, i understand if ya kill it)

A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, grey beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?"

"Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man."

"Ok," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as well, and entered the house.

Before dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young,beautiful, and had a fantastic figure. She was obviously attracted to the young man since she couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal. Remembering the old man's warning, he ignored her and went up to bed alone. But during he night, he could bear it no longer, and sneaked into her room for a night of passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldn't hear. Near dawn he crept back to his room, exhausted, but happy.

He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on it that read, "Chinese Torture 1: Large rock on chest." "Well, that's pretty crappy," he thought. "If that's the best the old man can do then I don't have much to worry about." He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw the boulder out. As he did so he noticed another note on it that read: "Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle." In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope that was already getting close to the end. Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration, he jumped out of the window after the boulder. As he plummeted downward he saw a large sign on the ground that read, "Chinese Torture 3: Right testicle tied to bedpost."

[telekinesis]

We are like the only 3 people here, now that golgi made me into women we can talk about girl things.

Holy **** did I just say that!!!

[Illuminae]

hahhha., sweet. so dan...

do you prefer pads or tampons??

[Demonia]

Dan,

I am starting to get worried :!: ! But if you really want to - sure why not :P.

D :P

[Demonia]

Well, on my part it's definitely tampons - they give you so much more freedom - don't you agree gals :beam:.

D :P

[telekinesis]

Originally posted by golgi
hahhha., sweet. so dan...

do you prefer pads or tampons?? Ummm hmmmm uhhhhh i dunno u pick. . . . .i like football pads and a cup to keep my 'stuff' from getting damaged when playing baseball

By the way nice joke, me likes! :)

[Demonia]

Great joke - but I bet when you tell that one in person there are a lot of guys cringing :beam:

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[Illuminae]

lol... nice. everyone is happy.

tampons rock, pads are yicky. i love freedom! :beam:
ok, now we covered that... so dan, do you get cramps? and do you take anything for them?
i get them horribly, and i fidn that the only thing that alleviates them is strawberry jam, raspberry tea, or morphine. what about you?

[telekinesis]

midol i heard works well, or so the commercial said so

[Demonia]

I get cramps but they are pretty mild so I go with the flow - I mean it's a great way of getting sympathy :P

D :P

[telekinesis]

i get cramps after the gym, usually in my back

[Demonia]

Ok, so Dan - do you shave or wax your legs? And what about other regions not mentionable here ;) :beam:

D :P

[Illuminae]

ooo yeah... we ALL wanna know that.. good call demonia ;)

[telekinesis]

I shave my legs, an old habbit from track, football, gym, and the girls like it. Not all the way up, just about 6 inches above knee, I don't have hair on my chest or back so that's good. Just my arms, legs, and face. I keep the hair by the nonmentionables under control but not shaved. You?

[Illuminae]

full shaver here.. i cant stand hair. i mean, its ok on guys.. but it just annoyes the heck outta me.

[telekinesis]

Girls are confusing, sorry if that was random, but you all are when it comes to relationships! I can't tell when you want or don't want something and then your mad if I don't do it even though you told me not to.

[Demonia]

I shave too - and on my nonmentionables hair removal cream. Sadly the cream doesn't work on my legs - hair is too **** strong ... :sigh: =)

You're lucky not having hair on your back - I hate men who have hair on their backs ... it's soooo icky ... bleah

D :P

[Demonia]

Originally posted by telekinesis
Girls are confusing, sorry if that was random, but you all are when it comes to relationships! I can't tell when you want or don't want something and then your mad if I don't do it even though you told me not to.

Please don't generalize ;).If I want something I say it and if i don't i say it too. I'm one of those people who thinks that in a relationship talking and communication is the only way to go - I don't expect a guy to read my mind as to what I want. ;) :beam:

D :P

[telekinesis]

we should have a seperate forum for talk like this so that it doesn't go too out of line for random and you know, put a parental concent before u can enter. :P

[Illuminae]

Originally posted by Demonia
Please don't generalize ;).If I want something I say it and if i don't i say it too. I'm one of those people who thinks that in a relationship talking and communication is the only way to go - I don't expect a guy to read my mind as to what I want. ;) :beam:

D :P


i agree. :) me too.

[Demonia]

Right - do you know the best way to get a kid to do something? Tell him he is not allowed to ;) You can bet your rear end he's gonna do it

D :P

[Illuminae]

lol..sooo true .. hey dan, your a mod... lets see some magick ;)

[telekinesis]

Ya that's what I meant, she thinks I can read her mind, well I have to agree I am starting to get good at getting the 'I say no but I mean yes' bull**** lol

[Illuminae]

OK ATTENTION. WILL ALL KIDS ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY NOT WORK HARD AND GET GOOD GRADES!!!!!

[telekinesis]

What kind of magic? I can make cool footers lol

I can ban members, change their footer, email, stuff like that.

[Demonia]

You know what they say "Practice makes perfect" :beam:

D :P

[Illuminae]

Originally posted by telekinesis
Ya that's what I meant, she thinks I can read her mind, well I have to agree I am starting to get good at getting the 'I say no but I mean yes' bull**** lol

wait, you mean getting when she does that? hehe
i never understood what that crap was. except... in certain.... RPGs hehehe....
but it's a good idea to make clear what you want b4 you... go there...

[Demonia]

That's the way Golgi - we'll soon have all A+ students :beam:. Dan your footer is Dangerous - it can hypnotize people :crazy: (or is that the secret plan) :beam:

D :P

[Illuminae]

Originally posted by telekinesis
What kind of magic? I can make cool footers lol

I can ban members, change their footer, email, stuff like that.


**dizzy from the power... lol
the footer thing is true cuz your footer is soo cool. can i ask how you did that? script i'm assuming...

[Demonia]

EEEEEE - guys look I just got over 100 posts - :sigh: I am so proud and happy that tears are running down my face (sorry for off-topic ;) ) :beam:

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[Illuminae]

yayayay! congrats demonia!!!!!

***throwing confetti and drinkin rum

[Demonia]

Thank you thank you - burp ;)

D :P

[telekinesis]

nope, a clever array of nested clips. i will be making a tutorial on the effect soon. i can make you both footers if you would like?


Dan your footer is Dangerous - it can hypnotize people (or is that the secret plan) How did you know ;)

[telekinesis]

congrats on the 100 posts, im just about to 1800 :tie:

[ edit: *dan stares at his own footer too long and gets dizzy* ]

[Illuminae]

oooooooooooooooooooooo

you would do that?? i would be honored!!! (can ren and stimpy still be in it?? lol)

[telekinesis]

sure, if i do that you have to tell me all of womens deepest and darkest secrets ;)

[Illuminae]

ill tell you as much as i know ;) ill give you half the answers b4 you do it, and half the answers when you're done. this way you have time to process the info..
:flower:

[telekinesis]

sounds like a deal to me

[telekinesis]

did u make the ren and stimpy thing?

[Illuminae]

also.. dunno if you had any ideas... but i like trippy 60's colors and stuff... ;) ;) ;) ;)

[Illuminae]

Originally posted by telekinesis
did u make the ren and stimpy thing?


yeah i did. you don't have to use them though, i was just bustin. it would be sweet, but i'd be happy with anything really. :beam:

[telekinesis]

so use the effect in my footer with ur name, ren and stimpy, and trippy colors in it?

[Illuminae]

oooo sure!!! i just got chillz
do you wnat me to post the fla with ren and stimpy?

[telekinesis]

sure, by the way it might take a week because of finals and graduation

[Illuminae]

sure! no probs, i have all the time in the world. im lookin for the fla, ill stick it up when i find it.

so in the meantime, do you use any special soaps for your feminine areas? i know that can be sensitive soemtimes...


**rotfl

[telekinesis]

no, just irish spring, u? :sure:

[Illuminae]

i like this all natural oatmeal soap.. its soooo good, plus its good for a snack when you're on the go..!

http://www.simplyclesha.com/oatmeal.gif

[telekinesis]

Originally posted by golgi
i like this all natural oatmeal soap.. its soooo good, plus its good for a snack when you're on the go..!

http://www.simplyclesha.com/oatmeal.gif OH. . . . .MY. . . . .GOD :eye:

I thought you were kidding, they actually have a soap just for that purpose :x

[Illuminae]

nono.. i mean they do... but that oatmeal soap... it's just regular soap...

some women are sensitive though, so yes, they have a separate product for that..

[Demonia]

Of course they do - and shower gel and wipes and deodorant (it's called intimate deodorant) :beam:

D :P

[Illuminae]

heheheh. everyone post pictures of their soap!!

[Demonia]

Ahh, the things that are made especially for women to look and smell good for guys - it's one of the biggest industries in the world =) . I mean girls rooms usually resemble laboratories :beam:

D :P

[telekinesis]

coolness, im learning a lot about women now that golgi has made me a female :P

[Demonia]

My soap

[Illuminae]

Originally posted by Demonia
Ahh, the things that are made especially for women to look and smell good for guys - it's one of the biggest industries in the world =) . I mean girls rooms usually resemble laboratories :beam:

D :P

hahaha!!! so true!!!!
i swear, when i'm single my bathroom is half as empty then when i'm not... hahahah.

and dan ~ you just make sucha charming woman ;);)
i think it was a wise desicion

hey, did either of you see sorority boys??
it was sooooo funny

[Demonia]

My shower gel :beam: I love this stuff - it is sooo great

D :P