Kirupa Forum member almost dies...

[Alex]

Well, you might want to sit down when you read this.



Today, around 7:30, i was almost considerd non-existant. It all started off when me an my dad went golfing. There is a hole that has a very sharp turn. i stoped at the turn then i went through. It accerlated (sp) to fast and when i went around the corner, we swerved. we where on the verge of heading into the woods, and in to the swampy muck below. I kept my foot down on the gas, because i panicked, my dad took the wheel and got us back on track.


Now as we look back on it, we cant stop laughing.

:trout: :trout: :trout: :trout: :trout: :trout: :trout: :trout: :trout:

[mdipi]

haha oh man! thats why i cant drive the cart...lol

[thoriphes]

have you seen Jackass?

[Alex]

Originally posted by malocadi
have you seen Jackass?


yup, mabye i should call them and ask them if i could join them, i would fit in fine.



we almost hit so many trees. there was a brige that was atleast 10 ft high. we almost went off of it.

:P

we would of needed a tow truck to get us out:P :P :P

[mdipi]

lol man jackass is tooo phunny,,,

[Alex]

yup, i saw that movie a while ago. i even bought it.



---back to topic--- :P

[RelandR]

and so tell us all ... when is it you get your REAL license ???

...fair warning is in order meThinks !!!

[Alex]

2 months....

get ready.

:P :P

[grimdeath]

grim reaper is what my real screen name used to be then decided to change it to grim death but i had nothing to do wit it alex honestly ;)

[lostinbeta]

That's a near death experience? Almost driving into a swampy muck puddle in the woods after veering off course?

Hmm.... interesting.


Very funny story though :)

[Alex]

lost, we almost hit a tree, and then plumited down a 10ft drop...

i would of been heart badly.

:(

[lostinbeta]

Whats life without a little injury now and then :q: ;) :P

[Alex]

now that i think of it, it would of been one hell of a ride down. :P


i bet that there are burnt rubber marks all over the cement. and dirt and rocks all over. I think of it this way, we got to golf, and we got to go on a safari.


:P :P :P


Originally posted by lostinbeta
Whats life without a little injury now and then :q: ;) :P

fine and dandy. :P

[grimdeath]

Originally posted by Alex
now that i think of it, it would of been one hell of a ride down. :P


i bet that there are burnt rubber marks all over the cement.

well i bet thers more than burnt rubber marks i bet theres some doodoo skid marks all over the place and golf cart courtesy of alexs beehind rotflmao

[Alex]

so that explanes the squishing noise i heared.....







:P

[grimdeath]

im sure you could'nt even notice the tires squeaking since the doodoo noise had to be far louder than anything else going on at the moment im surprised your dad survived the doodoo attack rotflmao :beam:

[Makaveli]

Originally posted by Alex
now that i think of it, it would of been one hell of a ride down. :P


Speaking of which, I have always wondered what it would feel like to drop from a very high building, for some reason it has always fascinated me. Complete weightlessness....of course, midway through you would probably lose conciousness...but it would be one hella way to go!

:alien:

Glad you are okay Alex! Next time becareful and DON't PANIC...

[RelandR]

..."doodoo skid marks..." L- m-*F*-a-o :!:

Alex... better carry a spatula and doggy bag around for awhile, at least till you learn to turn...

[Alex]

if it wasnt for the speed regulator, i would be swimming with the fish, (if there is any)

it was one hell of a great ride.

when this was all happening, everything went soooo slow, i couldnt hear much, and i felt kind of dizy. it was the weirdes feeling i have ever felt before. And no, it was not me messing my pants.

[.soulty]

glad to see you are still with us alex :) that slow feeling , i know what you mean , if been in a few car accidents in my life, not me driving. freaky feeling.

[eilsoe]

I also have had a near death experience b4...

Me and my ex were walking down the train tracks one day ( as far as we could remember, no trani would come for at least 20 minutes), when I suddenly heard the tracks vibrate, my ex quickly jumped to the side and pulled me with her, and the train zoomed by seconds later :-\

I can't believe how close that one was, it still gives me the shivers when I think about it...

[Alex]

Soulty, everything seemed to go in slow motion.

eilsoe, thats scary, sorta like that movie "final destination"

lol good to see that your ok.

:)

[mdipi]

Originally posted by Alex
when this was all happening, everything went soooo slow, i couldnt hear much, and i felt kind of dizy. it was the weirdes feeling i have ever felt before. And no, it was not me messing my pants.

when i got flung off my motor scooter (head over heals, front tire poped) i felt the same way. i had like time to think i was like, ok sh!t here i go. then the next thing i know i was looking at the damage and saying, aww few! The scooter isnt in all that bad of shape. lol