How To Become An Asian?

[Maxtr0sity]

Hey, I was just wondering to all you asians out there...how do you become an asian?

[Soul]

??

:-\

[Maxtr0sity]

Wel, it's going to be made into a short flash movie that i'm working on...just need some ideas...this might sound stupid though

[AnOraK]

not being cheeky....

but surely the best place to start would be by being...

born one?

[Maxtr0sity]

lol....

[Soul]

I agree Anorak :P Seems like the best method

- Soul :s:

[Maxtr0sity]

wel...lets say that ur an asian...how would u like other people to become u

[ahmed]

eating chinese food :trout:

[Maxtr0sity]

chinese food...first thing

[fez]

i love spring rolls.....

haha the most politically incorrect smily out of al 75 :chinaman: its called chinaman

[AnOraK]

a lot of fake tan?










only kidding... :)



by introducing more cultural awareness between communities by organising events etc.

showing them what is so good about their culture would be a good incentive for other ppl to want to become more actively involved in it...

free spring rolls at events are entirely optional though...

ha ha...

[Mik3]

You drive a nice rice rocket and then your asian like me! :P

[Maxtr0sity]

lol...rice rocket

[senocular]

living in ASIA helps Im sure

[thoriphes]

let's see...

1) gel your hair everyday
2) wear clothes that are at least 2 sizes larger than what you'd normally wear (which is pretty baggy anyway)
3) have golden chains, but not a-bling-bling-lot, but a noticeable amount
4) like rice
5) walk slightly gangsta like
6) don't drive classic cars, only accords or civics.
7) alter your car in order to boost only your ego. (spoilers add 15 horsepower :sigh: )
7a) (oh yeah) stickers add 2 HP each, and chinese lettering adds 7-10 HP
8) listen to rap
9) don't wear hats...
10) ...if you do, wear it in a non-traditional way
11) tyPe Like THis wHen sPeaKiNg oNlINe
12) SPeAK LiKe DIs wHeN chatTiNG wiT uR HOMieS

[senocular]

4) like rice

lol

[vts31]

ok those things lsited on top WILL NOT MKAE YOU ASIAN. because wearing abggy crap is for asian people in america who wanna be ghetto fabulous.

here are the REAL STEPS to becoming ASian.


1. Learn Kanji

2. Buy Puma shoes/jacket

3. wear tight jeans, not too tight.

4. Listen to Ayumi Hamasaki, Hiro and SPEED. Also, Larc n ciel and X japan and Dir N Grey.

5. Play beatmania

6. Be quiet and calm

7.Watch all films by Miyazaki

8. Drink Calpis, Gogonokocha.

9. chew on black black gum

10. eat pocky, sushi, rice

11. Have a big collection of AV (****o)

12. speak in a weird pantameter

13.Own a Vespa

[Maxtr0sity]

alrit...tight jeans?...naa...that's not really it...being an asian myself...

[thoriphes]

yeah, edwin, i don't remember you being asian at all...

[Maxtr0sity]

edwin?

[ahmed]

edwin = vts31 :P

[Maxtr0sity]

o....he looks asian

[Maxtr0sity]

wats black balck gum?...

[vts31]

tsk tsk tsk. I know all there is about being asian. im not talking about Asian Americans. im tlaking about ASIANS. lol The stpes ive included pretty much sums it up. i am not asian. but ive been way into the culture for some years now and have many friends who are fresh of the boat asians.

[Maxtr0sity]

Fobs?...lol...u look asian...from ur avatar at least

[B-Dawg]

being bold with some hair on the sides

[Maxtr0sity]

bold...hair?...no

[B-Dawg]

bold...hair?...YAYAYAYAYAQYAAYAYAYA

[Maxtr0sity]

no

[RussianBeer]

This topic is hilarious... but ...umm I am asian.. And I don't care much for rice (its okay) I wear clothes my size and um.. well.. I dont do most of the things listed here...

[Maxtr0sity]

wel.....russia doesn't count as asia...sry buddy

[RussianBeer]

I am born is siberia.. and lived earlier right around kamchatka.. thats right by china!!!

I know most people will say I aint asian.. but technicaly I am!

[Maxtr0sity]

lol...unless ur in...u wish...:)

[RussianBeer]

But I am!

[Maxtr0sity]

lol....everyone wants to be asian now

[RussianBeer]

lol! Nah, I dont care...

But technicaly I am from ASIA, the continent of asia.. the Caucus mountaist end europe.. and thats thousands of miles west of where I was born!

[thoriphes]

how come the term "asian" is often coined with orientals? Afghanistan is also in Asia, part of Russia is still in Asia. wtf?

[Maxtr0sity]

uhn...yea...w/e.....keep wishin...and someday...maybe asia will include u...

[RussianBeer]

exacly... its because where u take ur pride form..
For ex: Candians are pround to be canucks not american, even though they ARE in america..

[bcogswell11]

being able to breakdance...

[Maxtr0sity]

canada is not in america...canada is just america's *****...j/k

[lava]

You have to have a Honda Civic that you show off to your friends. You also have to do well at school AND wear trendy clothes.

http://www.duke-kim.com/korean/

[RussianBeer]

I dunno.. I go to school with 90% japanese.. and 80% are failing! lol! cool guys though!

[Maxtr0sity]

lol....stupid aisnas aren't asians...they are disgraceful

[RussianBeer]

j0 f00lz..!

Your so color coded lol! this thread is hilarious! :geek:
Nothing defines no one!

[Maxtr0sity]

lavaboy...funni link...so overobssessed...:)

[Maxtr0sity]

I AM YELLOW...lmao

[lava]

Originally posted by Maxtr0sity
lol....everyone wants to be asian now

um not really man... I like having peripheral vision! :tb:

[Maxtr0sity]

o trust me...everyone wants to b asian...

[Mik3]

Originally posted by malocadi
let's see...

1) gel your hair everyday
2) wear clothes that are at least 2 sizes larger than what you'd normally wear (which is pretty baggy anyway)
4) like rice
6) don't drive classic cars, only accords or civics.
7) alter your car in order to boost only your ego. (spoilers add 15 horsepower :sigh: )
7a) (oh yeah) stickers add 2 HP each, and chinese lettering adds 7-10 HP

You got those right! But you got 7a wrong, spoilers add 15 hp, only if the spoiler is 5 feet high, see the 9 foot ones add 27 hp. and having your car lowered makes you hit your head, but its worth the fact that it makes you got faster

[Maxtr0sity]

my friend's car is so frikin low, it can't go over a bump without scratching the rim

[AlphaMax]

lol thats just to low

[Maxtr0sity]

but hot

[Mik3]

If it's lower than .5 inches than your friend is asian

[Bullet-Shells]

Originally posted by malocadi
let's see...

1) gel your hair everyday
2) wear clothes that are at least 2 sizes larger than what you'd normally wear (which is pretty baggy anyway)
3) have golden chains, but not a-bling-bling-lot, but a noticeable amount
4) like rice
5) walk slightly gangsta like
6) don't drive classic cars, only accords or civics.
7) alter your car in order to boost only your ego. (spoilers add 15 horsepower :sigh: )
7a) (oh yeah) stickers add 2 HP each, and chinese lettering adds 7-10 HP
8) listen to rap
9) don't wear hats...
10) ...if you do, wear it in a non-traditional way
11) tyPe Like THis wHen sPeaKiNg oNlINe
12) SPeAK LiKe DIs wHeN chatTiNG wiT uR HOMieS

That was racist.

[Maxtr0sity]

i don't think it's racist

[Bullet-Shells]

Originally posted by Maxtr0sity
i don't think it's racist

How so?

[Mik3]

I don't think that was racist, at all. We were just joking.

Lol I had: I don't think that wasn't racist, at all. We were just joking.,,,, I ment:
I don't think that was racist, at all. We were just joking.

[nobody]

haha.. race and rice sound the same kinda

[lava]

dude... racial jokes are funny... if someone makes a mexican joke, I laugh... like:

Q: What's the name of the Mexican Telephone company?
A: Taco Bell

[nobody]

or
Taco? I don't get it.
They think I'm mexican.
You're not mexican?

[lava]

haha... they think he's black too right?

[nobody]

lol yeah
he's like middle eastern arabic ian or something i think

[thoriphes]

Originally posted by Bullet-Shells
That was racist.

i don't think that's racist at all since i myself am asian. that is just an analysis, if you will, a generalization. i've been living around asians all my life that that's what i see. the trends at least.

[morse]

i want to go to japan. oriental folk have the coolest newest bestest stuff.

[Millad]

Okay We all know Asia is big so you are talking about Chiness, arab + Indians right ?

or if you say Asian thats chiness just chiness ? Hell NO !
if not then here we go :-


* You like rice
* You eat rice mostly every day !
* You love Asian and its people LOL !
* Asians like to live in HOT placese
* They eat HOT food...
* They like rain and not snow ! lol
* Like to have many friends and respect each other !
* They are Gentel and Respect Womens if they are men !
* In Asia we respect the Old people very much !
* Beleave in your religon very much -Boda, Kristian, Islam, Juish...etc
* Like to hear news
* Like to read Books
* Visit your friend very much !
* Like to work very hard
* Think fast and think for the future !

Thats the General Asian Not chiness from Japan; China...etc but all Asian ! + Arab and India, Pakistan..etc !

Im Asian and I lived there I think my point is right !
or what do you think Asians ?

Hmm
:asian:

[lava]

have you guys ever heard the term twinkie?

[Rockstar]

Originally posted by lavaboy
You have to have a Honda Civic that you show off to your friends. You also have to do well at school AND wear trendy clothes.

http://www.duke-kim.com/korean/

oh also don't forget to get yourself a cellphone that has bright lights and so colorful, and don't forget to carry it with your hand and use it all the time, especially among the girls.

(+) DON'T EVER put your cellphone in your pocket!! otherwise this method won;t work

[Rockstar]

oh and I don't think thats racist, I'm azn too.. no prob for me.
I agree.. this is some kinda analisys, or even a good essay, who knows, your teacher might ask you this question someday.

[thoriphes]

Originally posted by 350z
oh also don't forget to get yourself a cellphone that has bright lights and so colorful, and don't forget to carry it with your hand and use it all the time, especially among the girls.

(+) DON'T EVER put your cellphone in your pocket!! otherwise this method won;t work

HAHA, i can't believe i forgot that one!!!! Asians always have an assortment of lights and ring tones on their phones. And if you're actually in asia, nobody uses their phone anymore to talk, rather they "text" each other. it's crazy.

[Maxtr0sity]

lol...i'm fobolous

[Mik3]

Originally posted by lavaboy
dude... racial jokes are funny... if someone makes a mexican joke, I laugh... like:

Q: What's the name of the Mexican Telephone company?
A: Taco Bell
lol
Yeh I feel the same way! Because every race has a joke! You gotta laugh! And make fun of others and yourself!

[lava]

dude... stop changing your footer... I liked the last one a lot!

[Mik3]

+You sweat really easily
+You have this suitcase and a really slick bag, to showoff when you do homework at Starbucks Coffee
+You have asian friends
+you eat asian food(YUMMY)
+you get this Honda and put 2x times the size of the car in plastic details
+You fall in love with girls named Jeni Chan :love: :love:
+You workout and wack your friends to show off your strength(very important)
+You use every graphics program
+You have clients at age age13
+You love seaweed
+CHICKEN IS GOOD! Infact chicken is GOD.
+I still like chicken
+You get cool last names (my last name: Ishigaki)
+If your chinese you get cool-short last names (Chan, Wong)
+You spend a lot of time making a list like this
+4nd f0r phun y0u wr1t3 l1k3 th12 s0m3t1m3s!
+You write H4CK3R style at 40 words per minuete
+you modify your keyboard so you can type 70 words per minute (Example of mine: d=o, f=i, and YES you DO really type 70 words per minute)
--You heard it from me! A japanese person!

[Mik3]

Originally posted by lavaboy
dude... stop changing your footer... I liked the last one a lot!
lol
I like changes though

Ok i changed it back

[lava]

cool.. hey, just make a swf that will randomly choose your footer... that way you can have as many as you want.
Raf

[Kajinku]

Originally posted by 350z
oh also don't forget to get yourself a cellphone that has bright lights and so colorful, and don't forget to carry it with your hand and use it all the time, especially among the girls.

(+) DON'T EVER put your cellphone in your pocket!! otherwise this method won;t work

Hehe... I think this might be true. In Hong Kong and Tokyo, the girls have those small puppets or something hanging on their cell phones as well. For "good luck". Some are full of those things you can't see the cell phone anymore.