If I Was A Beer

[Illuminae]

if you were a keg, and someone tapped you, what kind of beer would come out???


i would be....

GOLGIALE
~a light amber ale, easy on the hops, infused with raspberry and served with a twist of lime

the breakdown :

red cuz im a readhead
not too many hops, cuz hops= giddiness, and i'm pretty mellow
raspberry for the artsy me
and a twist cuz i'm full fo surprises

HOW ABOUT YOU???!!!! :pirate:

[Cheez00]

hmm id have to be... jack dizzan.. strong and puts you under the influence... >=]

[Illuminae]

hahaha. wtf is jack dizzan?

[RussianBeer]

Sorry golgi, here I am!

I would be... umm..

I would taste a bit bitter at first, but I go down smooth and with a great after taste... But offcourse as I am half russian it would be mixed with vodka and shpirt* as well as your dose of communism... :beam:
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serve cold.... :P
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*shpirt: the vapor of boiling unleaded gazoline...

[RussianBeer]

and I would taste like fruit punch... because I like fruit punch...

[Illuminae]

hehehehe. i had a beer like that once. a great homebrewed oatmeal stoudt. minus the vodka. and the shpirt. heheh

[Illuminae]

woops, my beer didnt taste like fruit punch. nm. haha

[RussianBeer]

:sigh: Thats what they always say.. and then its let me have another tast oh plz.. and that leads me to start giving out beer like water! :)

[Illuminae]

beer + water = weer

[RussianBeer]

lol, thats hilarious..

beer + gogli = :toad:

[Illuminae]

hahahaa. you said it.

p.s. beer + golgi = "checking message lengths on one liner posts"

[RussianBeer]

Woohoo.. I dont drink that much beer.. acctualy...
Are you in to wine?

[Illuminae]

i have no choice - full blood italian, - MUST like wine... lol

if i was a wine i would be a nice San Margherita Pino Grigio, cuz that's my fav :)

[RussianBeer]

If I was wine, I would be..um.. umm... Molson Wine.. :whistle:

[Illuminae]

:crazy: molllson....


hey! i thought of another cool thing about montreal, aside from the molson, Chably is only like 3$ a bottle, vs. like 13$ here

[RussianBeer]

Yeah, I love the Montreal Jazz fesitval , i got to admit...

[Illuminae]

???????????????????????????

[RussianBeer]

You mean you dont know???
Oh you missed something.. its a festival of all kinds of jazz and stuff that dosent resemble jazz... its all free , its huge, goes on during the summer.. at a place called Palce des Arts... its friggin awsome!! !! :crazy:

[Illuminae]

ive been b4, it was just totally random....lol. took me aback for a second. hey, is it warm up there yet?

[RussianBeer]

Can't say I'm down here now....






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[RussianBeer]

How is it up there?

[Illuminae]

oh.. hehe.. woops. its crappy here. rained alll day. i didnt mind though, gave me an excuse to stay in, put on bunny slippers, light a fire, have a glass of wine, and seduce MACROMEDIA FLASH!!!!! MY ONLY TRUE LOVE!!!

[RussianBeer]

Ahh to bad.. see here the weather is great, so I have to excuse to seduce Flash... and I always fail anyway :P She always leaves and goes hangs out with Fireworks.. that bastard! :D

[Illuminae]

ill tell you a secret, just between you and me ;) shhhh....



**fireworks is having an affair with golive.... imagine that!! an adobe!!! how scanadlous!!

[RussianBeer]

Oh... thats great.. once I telll flash.. their thing is over! Haha.. all I have to do is to take care of Dreamweaver..know any dirt on him..?

[Illuminae]

***little known fact*****

the correct plural form of "beer" is "beer"
yes. that's right folks, the word meaning multiple beer is not "beers". proper english says it's "beer" :nerd:


oh, and russianbeer - don't worry about dreamweaver, besides owing backtaxes, hes currently involved in a lawsuit involving his cousin and a sheep... ;)

[RussianBeer]

oh, and russianbeer - don't worry about dreamweaver, besides owing backtaxes, hes currently involved in a lawsuit involving his cousin and a sheep...

OMG LOL!....

[Lynx]

haha, if I was a beer :) :P I would be LYNXALUS (lee-nu-x-a-lu-s) :crazy:

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...LYNXALUS...
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....vol 5.2%....
...anno 2003...
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[thoriphes]

golgi...are you a woman, or carrottop?

[Illuminae]

whats a.. carrottop?

[thoriphes]

you know, that guy who does the call ATT commercials?
(by your response i'm assuming the former.)

[Illuminae]

um. why would you think i was him? *tearing up at the corners of my eyes

[thoriphes]

oh i didn't mean any harm, just by the look of your avatar, i couldn't tell. but carrottop is a horrible horrible person, and you are not him. :)

[Illuminae]

hehe, ok! (mental note: need a new picture)
:beam:

[hojo]

good ole sad adams, great for relaxing or beating irish men at a bar.

[Illuminae]

today i am a pale ale, bitter and clouded with hops...
:(

[Ryall]

pale ale is beautiful, with its clear yet still mysterious appeal... something is always there, but hiding at the back of your pallete... I must say that pales are my favorite (esp NorCal pales... and some form Wash and Org)

Peace

[fez]

beer tastes like mud.