Upuaut's new Email.. finaly!!!!!!!!

[upuaut8]

I'm finally happy to say that my new E-mail. upuaut@centerspin.com should be working

If any of you have sent me emails at subdimension.com, please understand that they SUCK really badly.
If you're still looking for help, just send me a note over at Centerspin. Thank you very much, and mucho apologies to those who have not yet been assisted.

[upuaut8]

holy crap.. I logged 11K hits to my site in January.. I have nothing up.,..


ahhhhhhhh/..a;lkhjhjt2qtge
hltr;hjnm

g;nls,
bx
lj

[Phil Jayhan]

I translated with a new super translator the garbled transmission in the end of your message;

ahhhhhhhh/..a;lkhjhjt2qtge
hltr;hjnm

g;nls,
bx
lj

Meaning=I am not a mind numbed robot and wish Pom were here;
Still waiting for Flash 6
Sincerely,
uppy
You cant run and you cant hide, not anymore.

[upuaut8]

lol.. Well maybe I wish Pom were a cute red head massaging my sore shoulders.. but then Pom wouldn't be working... which would suck..

[ilyaslamasse]

What do you mean, I would suck ? And I'm not red head anyway. I'm green. See ? 0]
0] pom

[Phil Jayhan]

Hmmm, sounds like a freudian slip or something here Pom!~
The desire comes phirst; He desires you a redhead, then comes the action part; Massaging him; Then inadvertantly mentions the word suck. Sounds freudian to me, next thing you know he will be telling us he is dreaming of eyzeberg as a dreamy little mexican with phair skin and soft eyes...

DOH! :rollin:
pj

[ilyaslamasse]

I really think that a nice decent board like this one is not the place for such things. See, Upu is the first one to tell us "hey peeps, don't crack softwares, go to school, earn money", but we can see the man behind the mask : 0]
pom

[Phil Jayhan]

Well, it was rather suspicious as he mention you as a redhead, mentions you WORKING on his shoulders, says the sucks word, and then says you wouldn't be working then....Very suspicious! But if your massaging him, wouldn't that be work, or as eyzeberg might say, werk? And where did that come phrom anyways? Kind of out of the blue, wouldn't ya say, thats why I say it sounds freudian....

pj :evil:

Hey Pom, ya notice that Uppy never moves phrom his puter? Ever. Last night I watched and watched and he never flinched, no, not once....

[ilyaslamasse]

Strange, very strange. This whole thing is strange. Phreaky I might add. And I do : it's phreaky. I didn't get that working-on-his-shoulder, but not-working-at-the-same-time paradox the first time, but now that you noticed it... What does it mean ??? Man I'm scarred ! What if he's some kind of psychokiller sent back through time to kill me ? Or a brain-eating psychopath, who put butterflies in the throat of his victims !! Somebody call Kirupa !
pom 0]

[Phil Jayhan]

Now I am starting to wonder; Phirst, are you scarred? Or SCARED? Brain eating pshycopath, Hmmmmm. I wonder what they would taste like..DOH. Butterflies on the throat? Thats a twist, poor butterflies...And why do they call em butterflies, do they eat butter, make it? Are they colored like butter or do they melt in the sun? But I digress; Lets not over-react. He just got his e-mail werking which means he is not phrom the phuture. Make sense? And the phrench type goatee, well, that would OBVIOUSLY rule out the possibity of him being a brain eating psyhcopath, right? But he may want to stuff butterflies in your throat while you massage him, which personally I think sounds like werk.
And lets hold off on the Kirupa thing. Phor now anyways..Whaddya think?

pj

[ilyaslamasse]

OK, I see what you're trying to do. You're trying to defend him, aren't you ? you too want a massage performed by a gorgeous french red-head while stuffing her throat with small piece of butterfly brain, and sucking butter melting in the sun !!!!! Am I right or am I right !!

pom 0]

[Phil Jayhan]

No, Im not dephending him. Thats not it. Just trying to be phair. Personally, I would like to see a butterfly made out of butter with over-sized brains and red hair massaging Uppy while he reads Stars and stripes and eats PHrench PHried potatoes. But thats me....

pj
Don't you think he kinda looks like a phrenchman? He does to me. Has that mean type look about him and all....DOH

[ilyaslamasse]

Like a Phrenchman.... Now that you ssay so... Did you notice that he's never well shaved on his pictures ? That he wrote "Save your work", like a prayer, 156 times in his last tutorial about Ray of light (which look to me like a hidden worship of the AUM sect in Japan), and that he writes some pro COMMUNISTS incantation like roflMAO in his threads !!!! That man is dangerous !!!!
pm 0]

[Phil Jayhan]

I kind of had the same pheelings too. First the rotflMAO; See the hidden text? MAO! Communist; And he never has reffered to himself as an American Capitalist pigdog, highly suspicous. He says he is a Capitalist, but then he is a Socialist; We know what that means, don't we;

Capitalism + Socialism = Communisim.

Thats scary! I have heard that Mao ate redheaded butteflies with oversized brains while readin the communist manifesto and melting in the sun WHILE smoking Marlboro cigerettes. Sounds like Mao had a bit of american in him. But it didn't show in his teeth...Kind of crooked.

Now he mentions prayer often as you pointed out, well, the hidden meaning anyways, yet claims to be agnostic. We might phigure this thing out bephore the end of the day yet....

pj :rollin:

[ilyaslamasse]

I certainly hope so.
Interesting theory by the way. It totally works !! Upu, the Opener of the ways, I mean, I don't have to draw it for you : THE OPENER OF THE WAYS - HELLO !!! And there's more. Noticed what's the color of Colin moock's BIBLE (another evidence) : it's red !!! ! He's trying to turn the whole WEB into a giant kolkhoz, loaded with open source flash animations ! Somebody stop this stakanov-rumanov-bogdanov-rasputin b4 it's too late !!!!
pom 0]

[Phil Jayhan]

I think I know what you mean, like there is no classes on the Internet, everything should be phree. Yet he comes down hard on cracks, but we should remember that communisim breeds fascism which is heartless and cruel, yet gives away phree advice to the lowly (lower classes) all the time. I am starting to detect schisms in his personality here....Perhaps you were way off with the brain eating pshycopath who inserts butterflies into the throats of victims. It sounds more like a little pshcizophrenia to me, colored by a touch of fascism and a dominant communisitc bent and yet tendencies of Capitalism. See my point?

pj
:cool:

[ilyaslamasse]

Absolutely. I got it. Obvious. Simple. And we can see that he's not courageous or anything. Noooo !! Cos he's here 24/7, big brother watching us all, I'm sure he's got a small-sized ECHELON network in his room. He sees everything, he ears everyhting, yet he doesn't do anything about it. Conclusion : Upu is a WOMAN !! He said he wanted me with a red wig to massage his (HER !!) shoulders to deceive us, because he's a woman. And a mexican one, too, with dark red hair, and a little moustache. Don't be fooled friends, for he is tricky.
pom 0]

[Phil Jayhan]

Yes, not courageous, (his Capitalistic ways) And the Big Brother thing, telling others what to do and what not to do, watching them constantly while he trolls the board, (His Communistic tendencies showing) And then the Echelon thing (Personally I don't think it exists!! Doh!) This is is Americanism showing. Now the woman thing is interesting....A new twist; And it does make sense. You being a red-headed phrenchie (Americans, Communists, Fascists, and Capitalist woman all drool for that phrenchman (Don't know why) and the Mexican woman thing now, i think your on to something....Hence the goatee in his phalse picture...And if hes Mexican and a mexican woman, well he has a mustache too, at least a little one. Which would exlain why he desires you to place butter on top of your red wig while you massage his/her? shoulders...While smokes cigerettes and reads his communist manifesto and sucks butter while eating brains....

pj :rollin:

[ilyaslamasse]

My God, this guy (GIRL !!!) is a regular Keyzer Sôze !!! Let's see what we have learned about Upuaut8 FOR SURE :
he's woman
hence she's a woman
he's capitalist, but at the same time socialist, schist and communist, disciple of MAO, with whom he shares crooked teeth, and the unconditional love of red books and butterflies
he's fond of korean massage, and that's why he spends all the money he gets selling cracked versions of Flash 6 in trips to Thailand.
She likes red-head butter so much that she's bread an army of communist butterflies ready to take over the world, armed with little red books and 100% nicotin Marlboro light.

And remember that these are only the verified facts. You can imagine that this is merely a preview of what this (un-)human being can do.

pom 0]

[Phil Jayhan]

Ok, lets see if I can add my two cents to your rather well defined analysis;

Uppy hates pschycopaths (Hence his Americanism)
Has compassion for chairman Mao (Cummunistic Tendencies)
He loves Butter in lovemaking (His natural non dominant self showing)
Secretly desires to be a man (A phorm of his phizophrenia showing through)
Likes to Dominate (Latent Capitalistic ways trying to phorce their way out to the top)
Likes the way brains taste (Obviously his Fascisistic ways showing there)
Smoke way too many cigerettes (Tendencies for self destructive paths showing)
And he loves to stuff butterflies in other peoples throats (Cant go there)
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he's woman
hence she's a woman
he's capitalist, but at the same time socialist, schist and communist, disciple of MAO, with whom he shares crooked teeth, and the unconditional love of red books and butterflies
he's fond of korean massage, and that's why he spends all the money he gets selling cracked versions of Flash 6 in trip to Thailand
She likes red-head butter so much that she's bread an army of communist butterflies ready to take over the world, armed with little red books and 100% nicotin Marlboro light.

So, in closing our case study I would say we have it. And all of this in Upuaut's very own words. We didn't add a thing, merely analyized what he said. Right?

Dr. Philman
:rollin: :rollin:

[ilyaslamasse]

Totally Agree professor. We merely rephrased what he willingly stated. I wonder what he has to say for her defence...
pom 0]

[upuaut8]

I take the fifth. 0]

[Phil Jayhan]

There you go, relying on alcohol again.(I'll have to speak with Pom about this new dimension) stay away from the fifths, and out of curiousity, did you take the time to read through this whole mess?

pj
:cool:

[upuaut8]

of course.. couldn't take the fifth, or a pint on something that I hadn't read eh? ;)

[Phil Jayhan]

No comments, no nothing? Me & Ilyas spend our entire afternoon lampooning you for the sake of your edification and phun well being (No other reason) and nothing? No roflMAO or anything...eh??

pj
:D

[upuaut8]

Oh I didn't say that it didn't make me laugh.. I just wont comment on your accuracy as it may incriminate me. I thought that the humor of my statement was obvious. .. "only people who are guilty claim the 5th.", they say. ;)

[dan4885]

are you all related...lol ;)

[Phil Jayhan]

No, were not related. I live in Chicago, Uppy lives in NY and Pom lives in france. When Pom and me were talking on ICQ I pointed out to Pom that he had a message here in which we could have a lot of phun with, something where Uppy left himself wide open for this sort of horrible abuse, and we knew he would take it in stride and roll on his floor or something. Well, we started and we just couldn't stop. But now that Uppy has stated only guilty people plead the 5th (Not True!) I think we need to wonder what exact part of our message was true. Was it the brain eating butterfly army spreading nic cigs over the globe? Or was it one of the other items...Stay tuned...Maybe Uppy will offer us a clue.

pj :rollin:

[upuaut8]

Well I suppose I could.. but the fact of the matter is, anything that I post is going to fall desparately short of humorus.. which is really why I haven't posted anything.

[Phil Jayhan]

Upuaut,
Did you get my e-mail from Centerspin.com yet? Let me know would you?

Phil the Penitent

[upuaut8]

not yet.. I'll see if there is a problem with the account

[upuaut8]

Wooooooahhhh.. hold your horses.. I've been oblivious to you guys on this thread. I'm really sorry.

I did not take any offence what so ever to your, or Pom's posts. I did laugh, I'm very sorry to have made you think other wise. I found it to be satirical, and intelligent.. two things I admire in people.. seriously.

My reply "taking the fifth" was suposed to satiracle as well.. I guess it failed. :(

really though.. there are times when I'm up, and there are times when I'm not so up.. you just caught me on a rough day is all. I actually appreciated the humor at that time very much as I had just been brutalized by a long night. I had read the entire thing, front to end, to my fiance and the room got louder as I went along. (she know's me pretty well.)
but the fact is, I passed out right after that, slept for 10 hours, woke and had to go to work.. so my post was short.

Don't let a down up, keep your up down. ;)

[Phil Jayhan]

Did you get either e-mail Upuaut?

pj

[ilyaslamasse]

Hey Phil, Where are you ?You totally disappeared from the phorum...
pom 0]

[Phil Jayhan]

Just tok a break for a few days...Needed a rest, did some other things. I am back now and will be doing a phew tutes and Im sure will be asking more questions. I am here, ready to roll...

pj

[upuaut8]

yeah. I got em.. I still haven't gotten any at upuaut@centerspin.com though.. which is my new email.
I just have trouble with that subdimension account, so I get in, check my mail, and then bounce out pretty quick.

The centerspin emails are working fine though..

[Phil Jayhan]

Pon, I am here, on the purple planet in the middleground,above, er, below, with it's own moon. I live near that big ocean you see, and we just got interplanetarty bandwith, like ya know....Then I got on here and met this guy phrom the plant phrench and he spoke flash, he just smiled and gave me a vegimite sandwiche....I come phrom the land downunder, above, da d a la la da d a da la la....

pj
:cool:
When I was young my Dad gave me a Wooden Whistle, and it wouldn't whistle, then he gave me a Steel whistle, and it stell wouldn't whistle, then he gave me a Tin Whistle and now I tin whistle.........