In the YEAR 2000!!!!!!!!!

[vts31]

Post your favorite Conan O'brien quotes from the year 2,000 sketches:


Conan: In the year 2000 it will be revealed that the US supreme court is just a regular court with sour cream and tomotaos.

In the year 2000 the old adage that "guns don't kill people, people kill people" is forever deemed invalid when a woman gives birth to a gun and it grows up and stabs her.

[vts31]

In the Year 2000 Pop Tarts will lose popularity when they no longer just pop out of the toaster, but leap out, shake their fists, and in a voice choked with emotion, remind you that they're alive, darn it, alive!

[Kitiara]

Who's Conan O'Brien?

[eilsoe]

KIT??!!

*huge smelly stinky evil troutslap for Kit*

[vts31]

Originally posted by Kitiara
Who's Conan O'Brien?


I guess since you're from england you got an excuse...but hes the greatest talk show host ever. HILLARIOUS! if you want to understand more about him this is his Speech to the Harvard graduating class of 2000

http://www.geegaw.com/archives/conan.shtml

[hojo]

i love conan so much it hurts. he used to be a writer for the simpsons and saturday night live. heres a picture of him:

http://cache.eonline.com/Features/Awards/Emmys2002/Images/blow.obrien.jpg

my favorite 2000 is...
"A strange virus will kill every man in the world except Conan O'Brien, and every woman in the world except Jennifer Lopez. The marriage will last 32 days."

[c!rYx]

You should really watch him sometimes Kit. I think I could watch it in Germany and now that I'm in the US I love him. But sometimes it is pretty tough because they speak relativ fast and use a lot of special words i don't know ;D But it is fun though

[Kitiara]

*huge smelly stinky evil troutslap for Kit* What?!? I've never heard of him!

<b>*Kitiara ducks low flying trout*</b>

We haven't got him over here. We do have Graham Norton, but that's probably not quite the same...

[Guig0]

i heard that a brazillian channel was buying the late show months ago, but till now nothing happened... :(

we got leno and letterman tho... letterman is ok, but leno sucks :x

[GARRETTDESIGN]

Conan looks like a porcilan (sp?) doll to me. but, he is the FUNNIEST PERSON EVER. (well....not the funniest, but deff the best talk show host) He's awesome.

[SureShot]

"Freedom fries and freedom toast go back to being French fries and French toast when oil is discovered just outside Paris."

"After Celine Dion begins a 3 year contract show in Las Vegas, the U.S. government announces that it plans on resuming nuclear testing in Nevada."

"The legend of Johnny Appleseed will be tarnished, when it is revealed that he only planted apple trees to hide his marijuana crop."

"Violence in the music business will reach a new peak, when rapper 50 cent is cut into quarters."

"Michael Moore will protest the war in Iraq by going on a hunger strike. No one will notice for the first fifteen years."

"Corn on the cob will be viciously mugged by corn on the crack pipe."

"When it is discovered that it takes exactly 437 licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop, it will be announced that science is officially over."

"A black man will be elected President of the United States. I'm sorry, that's in the year 10,000."

"Terrorism experts will reveal that dirty bombs are just regular bombs that just enjoy sleeping with high school chicks."

"A strange virus will kill every man in the world except Conan O'Brien, and every woman in the world except Jennifer Lopez. The marriage will last 32 days."

[mjULTRA]

In the year 2000, the world will discover that actors Bill Paxton, and Bill Pullman are the same person.

[RenaissanceGirl]

Oh I LOVE Conan. I can't think of any year 2000 skits right now off the top of my head, but I just have to bring up the Trip to Ireland skit - I still chuckle to myself when I think about it.

I miss Andy though.

[SureShot]

I'm with you Ren - I miss Andy to. His show is funny though, too bad it's not getting a lot of viewers...

[AnOraK]

thanxx for the link vts31...

i'm the same as kit...didn't know him...

couple of great lines in that speech...

i love this...

"when all else fails, there's always delusion"

he he i'll have to remeber that one

[Starpromo]

Graham Norton... no he isn't the same kit... i dunno who conan is but graham is shocking... he's great at reading off the auto que but his actual humour isnt that funny... and for an irish person he should be ashamed cos the irish are hilarious...

thats my little rant ove and done with. anyone who disagrees, sorry.

[mjULTRA]

in the year 2000....
(taken from the book of the same name)

* Man will sometimes write "1999" on his checks

* Scientists will revive Einstein's brain and keep it alive in a jar; it will become a dee jay

* America's belief in angels will be rewarded when thousands are discovered in a secluded valley; they will taste like veal

* Men will finally discover that the reason women go to the bathroom in pairs...is to make out

* The radio signals scientists have been sending into outer space will finally get a reply. Their simple message: "Less talk, more rock"

* Mark McGuire will become the richest man on earth when he finally learns to tie a string to every ball he hits

* Elizabeth Dole will be elected President, making Bob Dole America's first man--something already verified by fossil records

* Packaged Toll House cookies will become so moist and chewy that people will no longer fear death

* A daring and controversial plan to capture Bigfoot will fail when he sends a friend to accept his Oscar for him

* Jesus Christ returns to earth but quickly leaves when he discovers the 55 cent Egg McMuffin deal has expired.

[hojo]

heh, conans so funny. comedy central bought rights to be able to show his late night show the next day (meaning they show last nights episode, which airs at like 1:30 am est) at 7 pm.

[mjULTRA]

sweet! too bad i dont have comedy central. :(

By the way, Happy Birthday Hojo!!

[reverendflash]

Conan came in to Lulu (restaurant) while I worked there. Tall guy (6'3"), with a date that everyone had fun watching. Very nice guy.

I have rarely seen his show however...

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