Please welcome my friend... Queen!

[Aislin]

Yeah. Since nobody wanders into the welcoming thread anymore, and she doesn't know that, I'm just going to introduce my friend Jess in here.

Everyone reads my threads, cause I'm me! Yay!

Jess is a spaz (she knocks things over while trying to fix something she just knocked over) and a great artist (she can draw stuff)

She can't play sports for the life of her, and yet her hand//foot//eye co-ordination is super awesome, (Dance Dance Revolution might have something to do with this.)
Yeah, that bit I don't really understand. I got like, 15 points in a volleyball game just by serving to her over and over, and then finally I felt really bad, and just aimed elsewhere.

She's a spa--- oh wait, I said that.

Avid video game player, packed with a sense of humor that some of you won't get, you can pretty much just think of her as me, except, not.

Three years my senior (you can figure that out yourselves I'm sure) and the child of a psycho (or psychic, I dunno), she's surely going to be entertaining.

[SureShot]

Sounds like a nice person - now if only she would post.... :)

[Aislin]

she posted in 'tell us about yourself' but nobody goes in there and thus... nobody replied

[queenLV426]

Hooray!

Oh, that was lovely. Lovely introduction, Tim, indeed, I would say it may be the best introduction ever, aside from all the cruel comments. Indeed, so that it can have this title, I'm just going to ignore all mention of that infamous volleyball game and my spaz...ed..ness.
Yes.
However, I must clairify, what I think timmy is trying to say here through his ponderings is that I seem to be some kind of scientific anomaly with regards to sports and hand-eye coordination.

Truly, I am fascinating.

So um. Nice to meet you! I hope that we all mutually tear eachothers work apart and become jolly good friends while at it.

Hurruh!

[Aislin]

...You use big words. Me... no.

...Hi, yes. good.

*(heavy russian accent)*
don't do drugs. stay in school.
Hi. Yes. No.

[kirupa]

Hey Queen :)
Welcome to the forums! I'm sure you'll have a great time - we won't hold your inability to play sports against you!

Cheers!
Kirupa :ub:

[Lacuna]

welcome queen. we need more females here at the forum seeing as we are horribly and utterly outnumbered!

Would you happen to be a Warcraft III fan?
[might be pushing my luck....]

~ Seretha (one of the few females flashers around here)

[Jubba]

hi :)

[NaliWarCow]

Welcome Queen
May I be the first to smack you with a trout :).

:trout:

[Aislin]

Hey seretha, I happen to know that she has WCIII

That's pretty close to being a fan, for her.

She's a total Devil May Cry maniac, and she didn't even buy the sequel. So to own WCIII must say something. :D

[nobody]

Alo Queen
Me llamo Jose Montegamos. Donde en Mexico.. I suck at spanish
anywho
welcome to the forums.. glad to have another girl here.. tired of bein the only one.. crap.. im not a girl.. oh wells

[Aislin]

That's 28. He has severe identity problems. Cookies seem to cure them temporarily, but then he eats them, or something crazy like that.

;)
:P

[nobody]

We don't have an identity problem..
do we?
(nope)
Nope, we don't have an identity problem, we know who we are.
We hate cookies..
(no we don't)
We like cookies!

[Alex]

Welcome to the forums Queen!!

[fez]

heehee...i like to pretend to be a queen...

[Daveman]

Welcome to the mad house Queen, enjoy your stay

Dave =)

[ahmed]

tip: stay out of random :P

[AnOraK]

failte your highness...

may i bid you a fond welcome to the forums...

i trust that you will find everything to your liking here...

the one thing you will find most pleasing about Kirupa is that you won't smell fresh paint whenever you grace us with your prescence...

now that in itself is a reason for you to come back...

fresh air is good for you...

breathe deep while you are here and enjoy drinking from this cup of knowledge and sometimes.... insanity

enjoy your stay

[eilsoe]

howz 'bout a pixel queen? :beam:


welcome Jess =)

[[Legoman]]

you have the same name as Postman Pat's black&white cat. are you by any chance related?

[Marz]

Hmmm.... BETA!

Tell the scary people to stop it.. :(

*lol*... Sup queen... The name's Marz... Be seein' ya. :)

playamarz :player:

[queenLV426]

Oh, I love you all.

I give big, punctuation happy hellos to you! more, even!

To he who eats cookies, I have resolved to stay away from you unless properly equipped with oreos. Jus' so you know.

To Kirupa: I am told that you acknowledging my presence makes me a-ok, now, and that people will not be secretly waiting with waterballoons when I next turn a corner. GREAT. Thank you.

To Miss Seretha, I'm a girl too! Lets go do those things that girls do and rejoice! We can play warcraft!

NaliWarCowZ: Thats a very large trout you have there. May I buy you a drink?

To AnOraK: I like you.

To He Who Is Made Of Lego: I don't believe so, but one can always hope.

To All The Rest: SUP. You're all lovely, lovely people who really care about the environment.

You may swear fealty to me. I'll give you something shiny if you do.

edit: I totally fixed a typo.