The Worst Site EVER made

[vts31]

no joke. http://www.globalpetroleum.com/

[nobody]

Oh man!!!
Someone found all the dhtml stuff and way over board. That's some scary crap right there.

[NaliWarCow]

http://www.planetownage.net He truly thinks his site looks wonderful.

[Jubba]

whats wrong with that site? :P

[Marz]

That's what happens when someone figures out how to do DHTML things and thinks it'll be cool enough to pass as a good website :)

http://www.fantom-stranger.com/~mentalconcepts/files/playamarz.gif ~ playamarz

[c!rYx]

hehe ;p

[kirupa]

Well, I have a web site that tops all the sites mentioned so far. Brace yourself for the world of Webtek - the 1337 (elite) designers of the digital world - http://www.geocities.com/webtekrocks/

The horrible color combination, the music (A-Team!!), the links, the broken images, the picture of the cool guy, the Duke Nukem 3D dancer - it's a site reviewer's dream come true.

Happy surfing =)

EDIT: THey have bandwidth problems - so if the site doesn't work now, it'll work a few minutes later.

Cheers!
Kirupa :rd:

[UncleGuito]

check it out: my friends site is supposed to be awesome because he made it with frames and html... lol

LOOK OUT!

http://geocities.com/jamlayfa

[telekinesis]

Originally posted by kirupa
Well, I have a web site that tops all the sites mentioned so far. Brace yourself for the world of Webtek - the 1337 (elite) designers of the digital world - http://www.geocities.com/webtekrocks/

The horrible color combination, the music (A-Team!!), the links, the broken images, the picture of the cool guy, the Duke Nukem 3D dancer - it's a site reviewer's dream come true.

Link doesn't work. . . . .even when pasted!

[c!rYx]

hm, don't make fun of them. They just want a page. Nothing more. They are not into webdesign and that stuff....

[Daveman]

My place of work...

www.mje.com.au

dunno where the got all those blurry photos from and the cropping leaves a lot to be desired......

OOOOh gotta go, the boss is watching....

Daveman

[eyeinfinitude]

Hey people have to start somewhere, I remember my first website was made on AOL and boy was it horrible, I copied and pasted every javascript code I could get my hands on.

I had scrolling marquees, mouse trailers, images floating around, binking text....etc.

So looking at these pages only reminds me of my past, boy was it funny. :beam:

[Aislin]

I'm trying to remember the URL to my very first site, if it comes to mind, I'll plop it on down in here. I think it was okay for my first, though.

---
Edwin, that site made me cry. It <i>was</i> awful.

[Aislin]

After typing in half a dozen combinations of letters (why in gods name are geocities urls case sensitive?) I figured it out.

Click around, it's not THAT bad, and personally, I think my book pages were pretty darn good.

http://www.geocities.com/tim_j_g/swordoftruth

Edit:
Oh my god, I forgot I'd ever laid eyes on Harry Potter.

Lmfao.

[Jubba]

actually I just found my first site ever:

www.angelfire.com/geek/passport

laugh all you want, I thought it was pretty decent for my first site... I still do! :bad:

[Aislin]

*smirks* I see you were a fan of flamingtext.com too, once, eh?

I had my days.

[Jubba]

yeah, they helped because i didn't have any image editors like I do now..

[Aislin]

I thought that site was the coolest thing in the world before I had stuff like Photoshop and Flash. Before I had any knowledge of image editing beyong paint.

I think the most complex thing I knew back in the day was "Dude, I know how to turn a bitmap into a jpeg like *snaps* that."

[Jubba]

yeah pretty much the same here. I knew every HTML tag too... then I found Flash and from there I learned PHP and it just gets better and better...

[Aislin]

I didn't really advance yet, *laughs*

I plan to learn AS, though. That's my goal, currently.

Maybe some XML, cause I've worked with that before, minimally. (I made me own KaZaA skin, yessir.)

[NaliWarCow]

I like your pictures Jubba.

[Alex]

no offence to who ever made that... i was making better web sites when i was 10...lol

[ahmed]

here are some tips from strong bad on how to make a nice site :trout:

http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail51.html

[Jubba]

hah STRONG BAD!!! yes I loved that one, and the Theme party one too because i hate Fraternities!

*my friend got into a fight with a frat pledge and even though it was the frat boys fault (I saw the whole thing, he started everything and threw the first punch) my friend still got arrested...

ok sorry, tangent over with....

GO STRONG BAD!!

[lava]

oh man, I remember my first site... it sucked a lot! You can see it here: http://web.mit.edu/lavaboy/www/frames.html

My current website (if you click on my footer) sucks too... all flash, and all slow because of the music on it... transitions suck... there's no content... haha. I concentrated too much on having cool stuff rather than on form and content. That's what happens when you start out learning flash, and you move onto other projects...

but I promise, I shall one day have a kick *** site...

[Alex]

Originally posted by electrongeek
Hey people have to start somewhere, I remember my first website was made on AOL and boy was it horrible, I copied and pasted every javascript code I could get my hands on.

I had scrolling marquees, mouse trailers, images floating around, binking text....etc.

So looking at these pages only reminds me of my past, boy was it funny. :beam:


HAHA i used to do the same thing until i baught MX, now i cant copy and paste...:chinaman:

[ahmed]

my first site had misplaced images and text, improper english, and tons of plagiarized stuff :beam:

[lava]

dammit ahmed... you edited your thread before I could make fun of you... haha

[ahmed]

lol!:P

[Makaveli]

http://www.heretic.icom43.net/clan.htm

many clans have sites like these...of course this one is making fun of them, but many sites DO look somewhat like this one

[nobody]

haha mak.. thats freakin hilarious

[Mik3]

OMG! MAK! HAHAHAHHAHAHA

[ahmed]

funny:beam:

[lostinbeta]

HAHA, funny site Mak.

And Edwin: That link was pretty bad, but if you saw the webtek site Kirupa posted, I think that might beat it.

Anywho, my first site was pretty bad itself. Let me put it this way, my first site that was coded in my own HTML was back when I didn't even know how to make an HTML table. Think about how bad that would be and you have my first site.

[eyeinfinitude]

Mak!!! My eyes!!! D@mn you Mak, why did you have to post that site!! ahhhhh!! :beam:

[kirupa]

Well, I just found another wonderfully made Worst site: http://www.somethingawful.com/jeffk/WARTCARFT3/ taken from the main page: http://www.somethingawful.com/jeffk/

Another good one is: http://www.somethingawful.com/jeffk/amdvintell.htm

Cheers!
Kirupa :block:

[eilsoe]

http://www.geocities.com/webtekrocks/


says it all...

[Lynx]

ok, I have one link too, it's not very bad, but this is a site of the
BEST (or it used to be) www championship in my coutry :P.


http://www.top.lt


compare it to the site made two yrs ago: v.6 << (http://www.top.lt/6)

[Makaveli]

lmfao kirupa...good ones! i've seen plenty like those...

on an earlier note, anyone think Strongbad could be a musician? he made one hella techno song! i might even send the demo as my own and make millions off of it!! HAHAHAHA

[andr.in]

ahhhh.... the junkjard of the internet!

[Alex]

hey imagine if the people who made those sites where members here.... lol that wouldnt be to good ;=) :P :P :P

[nobody]

HELO ***ORTSAND WELLCOEM TOO MY NEW AND EMPROVED HOEMAPEG!!!! HELLO I USED TOO BE A HAX0R BUT NOW I AM A COMPUTAR CONSULTANT BECUASE HAX0RING SI ILLEGAL!!! AND TEHY SAIDS I WOULD BE ARESTED IF I KEPT HAX0RING SO NOW I HELP PEOPAL INSTEAD OF HURT THEM BUT IF YUO ARE A ***OT I CANNOT TAEK REPSONSABILITY FOR YUO IF YUOR COMPUTAR MACHIENE HAS TOO BE SENT BACK TO GATEWAY BECUASE IT GOT WINNUKED BY A SLY FOX!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA~
HEAR SI MY EMALE ADRESS: OH WAIT ITS HEAR
he ust to be a hax0r but now hes lijit
and a gud spler

[!*@&]

yeah ur right
it is bad
my 7 year old brother can do better than that

[Alex]

i wonder what grade they dropped out of...

[eyeinfinitude]

xxviii, !*@& and Alex....

You guys are spamming :angry:

[Daveman]

Oh , I forgot about this one.. The first site i ever made...

www.hqracing.com

:blush: ha ha

Daveman

[Alex]

hey dave, the last site that you posted. I thought it was a good site.

[Daveman]

Yeah the sites ok but they reduced the quality of the images way too much.

[c!rYx]

hehe, it roxx, my 7 year old host family brother would love it ;p

[Raydred]

mutha!!! I have to reboot my System Now! The message told me to!.... Thats so annoying, and not THAT brilliant =)

Worst site Ever, i agree! =)

[fluid_0ne]

go ands see which project has beaten mine for school web-site:
http://www.malbork.com/lo2/

hane a nice trip to hell... ;P

[kirupa]

Well, I completely forgot my high school HHS has some horrible pages created by students in an internet class: http://www.hoover.k12.al.us/hhs/BusinessTechnology/Student%20Life/SLSadieHawkins/index.htm

Awesome =)

Cheers!
Kirupa :ub:

[NaliWarCow]

http://www.africabookcase.org/

Pretty bad. Look at the horrible flying books movie clip in the top left. Plus the colors are disguisting.

[RelandR]

...oOOO...spaceJunk....

[kirupa]

Well, not only are there tips on creating the Worst Website, Strongbad created an intro and a website. Check them all out:

1. The animation
http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail51.html

2. The Flash Intro
http://www.homestarrunner.com/cheatintro.swf

3. The actual site
http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbsite/

Yes, I am obsessed with that site :)

Cheers!
Kirupa :ub:

[Kajinku]

Originally posted by c!rYx
hm, don't make fun of them. They just want a page. Nothing more. They are not into webdesign and that stuff....
Well, yeah, but that's just boring. Besides, we're making fun of their websites, not them. :beam:

[TheOrangeOne]

well, seeing how everyone is posting their first sites here, i though i may as well post mine:

www.kindaorange.homestead.com

I made this before homestead had to be paid for, so only about three pages work now.

(and yes, i really do find oranges that funny :D )

[Kajinku]

Wahahaha! "Oranges on Vacation". I liked it :thumb:

[chris9902]

i no making web sites takes time but DAM!!!!

those sites are ****.

in less then a year i went from not knowing what HTML was to using flash MX, dreamweaver, photoshop etc etc all mainly by asking questions. (i do ask alot)

i sadly:sure: don't have my first site on the net but i did make a Grand theft Auto site when i was learning HTML (i choosed to do a GTA site because it had loads of content)

i think alot of pages don't work but it still gets a couple of hundred of hits a week....:-\ who goes to this

NOTE: this is not that page i could not find it but i did find the earlier versions to that made on Geocities's site builder with pictures made on paint

http://www.gta3hq.tk/

o man this site was CRAP, no wait that is a insult to CRAP:whistle: :-\

[asphaltcowboy]

lol @ all these sites! I've still got quite a few to get through! The first one is sooo funny - I love the fact that EVERY link opens a brand spanking new window ;) However, with regards to Edwin's original post - this is the thing that I find most hilarious:


Global Petroleum
© Copyright 1996-2002 GLOBAL PETROLEUM, LTD., All Rights Reserved.
Please do not replicate this site without prior consent.
This site is optimized for Microsoft explorer 5.0. . Recommended resolution: 800x600.
All logos, names, and trademarks are properties of their respective companies and people.
hahahahahahaha!

skillz :thumb:

[TheOrangeOne]

aww shucks, and i really wanted to steal that design for my own site!

[chris9902]

your welcome to use mine...... LMFAO:thumb:

[Voetsjoeba]

Aaaah ... my first website ever ... It was SOOOOO bad !! :P:P You've got no idea ! /me being nostalgic