a good laugh.. i guess

[ahmed]

I found this article on wired.com.. i think its pretty funny

the article (http://www.wired.com/news/culture/0,1284,58126,00.html)
link1 (http://www.ready.gov/get_informed.html)
link2 (http://www.titaniumcounter.com/temp/emergency/)


have fun :P

[B-Dawg]

no offence but do u call that funny?
:trout:

[Alex]

if you dont want pop ups, dont go to the second one, my computer got flooded with pop ups.

[lava]

haha.. that was freaking hilarious

[Marz]

That is kind-a funny in a way.

15098E

Grr.. Not positng my usual footer type suppliment... That was a color code I was using.. hehe

[RelandR]

saw that here not too long ago... I think it was here...maybe somewhere else (?), dunno - ohWell,

prettyFunny still

[ahmed]

wow.. there wasnt so many pop ups the last time i visited that site

[Makaveli]

i got 0 popups, you guys should invest in something called "popup killers" or "ad blockers"

;) ;)

nice links ahmed, it is very funy how far they will go to create the illusion we are safe and can actually do something to protect ourselves

here is one i especially like


Other parts of the site advise people buried under rubble to use their flashlights (presuming they carry one at all times) to signal for help, and to avoid running if they're on fire.

so... *HELP HELP I"M BURNING!!*

they just want you to stand there and burn to death? ....ever heard of STOP DROP AND ROLL?

[ahmed]

these are my favourites :beam:

http://www.ready.gov/i/expl_vis_table.gif
If your building collapses, give yourself a blowjob while waiting to be rescued.

http://www.ready.gov/i/nuc_vis_building.gif
After exposure to radiation it is important to consider that you may have mutated to gigantic dimensions: watch your head.

[NaliWarCow]

That was hilarious. My favorite one:

http://www.ready.gov/i/vis_high_stay.gif
-- If you hear the Backstreet Boys, Michael Bolton or Yanni on the radio, cower in the corner or run like hell.

[pinx]

Originally posted by B-Dawg
no offence but do u call that funny?
:trout:

oh come on. that's hilarious. if there is a nuclear blast, i want to be in the center of it, because then, the world is screwed anyways, and i don't want any of the suffering.

[pinx]

Originally posted by ahmed
these are my favourites :beam:

http://www.ready.gov/i/expl_vis_table.gif
If your building collapses, give yourself a blowjob while waiting to be rescued.

http://www.ready.gov/i/nuc_vis_building.gif
After exposure to radiation it is important to consider that you may have mutated to gigantic dimensions: watch your head.


hahah i got that email too.

[ahmed]

email:q:
i found it at an article on wired.com .. the one i posted above =)

[pinx]

oh i got the same stuff in a forwarded email. laughed my *** off at work.

[ahmed]

:beam:

[Makaveli]

well back during cold war, they used to have bomb drills where they would hide behind a table or something, tahts how ridiculous most of these things are now, they are just there to reassure the masses the government is trying to help and the citizens can help themselves

[Ryall]

One of my profs put that on his office door - the second link... I laughed sooo hard when I read it.... good sh!t.

Peace

[replode]

Michael Jackson is a terrorist. If you spot this smooth criminal with dead, dead eyes, run the f*** away.

-very clever