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lava
March 19th, 2003, 06:21 PM
This was on a friends away message:

If you're happy and you know it bomb Iraq
If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky, Pakistan is looking shifty, North
Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.
Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We'll call it treason, Let's make war not love this season, even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.
telekinesis
March 19th, 2003, 06:23 PM
I disagree, but I still laughed :P
lava
March 19th, 2003, 06:23 PM
it's called satire...
telekinesis
March 19th, 2003, 06:24 PM
*dan goes and looks for a dictionary*
eilsoe
March 19th, 2003, 06:25 PM
LMAO :P
telekinesis
March 19th, 2003, 06:25 PM
sat·ire n.

1 a. A literary work in which human vice or folly is attacked through irony, derision, or wit.

1 b. The branch of literature constituting such works.

2. Irony, sarcasm, or caustic wit used to attack or expose folly, vice, or stupidity.
fez
March 19th, 2003, 06:28 PM
whats caustic meann? i know about caustic soda but that stuff tastes liek crap.
telekinesis
March 19th, 2003, 06:29 PM
www.dictionary.com (the best tool for decripting lavaboy's posts)
fez
March 19th, 2003, 06:32 PM
he is the intelligent one i guess.
CAUSTIC
adj.

1. Capable of burning, corroding, dissolving, or eating away by chemical action.
2. Corrosive and bitingly trenchant; cutting. See Synonyms at sarcastic.
3. Causing a burning or stinging sensation, as from intense emotion: “Most of all, there is caustic shame for my own stupidity” (Scott Turow).
mariofan
March 19th, 2003, 07:01 PM
haha that was funny

:m:
lava
March 19th, 2003, 07:09 PM
If you can come up with them... I would like to know who made it up though... it's pretty funny..

*slaps fez for no reason whatsoever*
SureShot
March 19th, 2003, 07:49 PM
That was pretty **** funny :)
mjULTRA
March 19th, 2003, 08:09 PM
that was really funny..

before this i had the concept of re-writing childrens jingles with alternate lyrics in mind, should i share what i wrote, even though its not as good as this one? While you think about your decision, i am going to post it anyway :) sorry if it tramples anyones deeply-held beliefs or ideologies.. its meant all in fun..

to the tune of, "on top of old smokey'

on top of old glory,
they cover with ease
cuz capitol hill's run
by government sleeze
bankrolled by big oil
via money and greed,
and if we do not act now,
then none will be free,
our nations in danger,
cuz its under a bush,
that will live underground,
if a red button is pushed

alright not as good, but i just thought id share cuz im an idiot. :)
fez
March 19th, 2003, 08:26 PM
people should really stop abusing me.
:)
lava
March 19th, 2003, 08:38 PM
*smacks fez again*

What are you going to do about it? huh?
fez
March 19th, 2003, 08:43 PM
whimper....nothing..nothing at all...but please can you stop...OWWWWW!
RelandR
March 19th, 2003, 08:47 PM
NoNOO fez...It's :: "thank you sir - may I have another ???"
fez
March 19th, 2003, 08:50 PM
thank you sir may i have another??
.....i dont think the fact that lavas hand is advancing on me is a good thing...is it?...
lava
March 19th, 2003, 08:50 PM
*slaps RelandR*

Who talked to you punk???

*gives Fez a coke*
fez
March 19th, 2003, 08:53 PM
mmm...coke.
fez
March 19th, 2003, 08:54 PM
wow. we must be exceptionally bored people.
lava
March 19th, 2003, 08:56 PM
..sniff...
fez
March 19th, 2003, 08:57 PM
sniff? what the hell was that about? im the one getting hit here.
lava
March 19th, 2003, 08:59 PM
...coke...
lava
March 19th, 2003, 09:00 PM
*gives RelandR a pepsi*
fez
March 19th, 2003, 09:02 PM
its okay. i like coke better than pepsi anyways.
fez
March 19th, 2003, 09:02 PM
lets start a collaborative coke vs pepsi poll!