why are females so evil?

[I am not Jubba]

Ok here's the deal. My ex-g/f (Jaime) and I are really good friends. And there's this girl named Shab that really likes me, and a bunch of her friends were on my floor today. Last night i couldnt sleep so i went down to Jaime's room to sleep down there, just becasue it was too loud on my floor. I came up this morning and Shab and her friends were in my way, and as I walked away I heard, "Is there an ugly girl named Jaime in your building?" WTH!?! Wut is wrong with these people?! Well from where I was standing my ex-g/f was a lot better looking that any of these girls, but thats not really the point...who would say that?! I felt like telling them off, but i was too tired to do anything about it...i'm working on another 3 hours of sleep. I'm up to 8 in the past 72 hours...yay!! Is there some "stupid-b!tch" gene that these girls have? why are they so opinionated? and why do they judge people? I mean seriously...the girl that said that must have gotten kissed by the Ugly Fairy on both cheeks. And the others got beaten by the Ugly Stick a loooong time ago. I just don't understand people, and I fear that I never will...

oh well...i have a lot of work to do today, and I have a big test to study for tomorrow. Have a good day everyone...i know mine is going downhill already, and won't stop until i reach the bottom. And it will probly end up crashing thru the bottom and into the Abyss. :)

[ilyaslamasse]

Are you always so joyful or is it just for us guys ??? Concerning your question (I doubt it was really a question) I don't totally agree with you, but still women are evil. Just as men are, except they choose psychological pressure when we use fist-against-cheek pressure. Dunno what the worse is.

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[I am not Jubba]

i think the physical pressure is easier to deal with. I would rather be hit, then have someone use psychological warfare on me. I had a few things happen to me when I was little and it kind of screwed up my view of the world and how i deal with things. I'm sorry if I seem so depressing. I'm not usually like this. I'll try to swing my attitude for you guys:)

[time2design]

Bah. Don't worry about trying to understand other people, just try to understand yourself and things will sort themselves out on their own.

Everyone is an enigma in their own right, but certainly not worth a waste of precious time (YOUR precious time I might add).

People make mistakes and that's a great way to fortify two of the most important characteristics you can have: patience and love.

:)

[thoriphes]

have you considered homosexuality?
most gay guys hate women.

besides that point, her name's Jaime. is she french? if so, hot damm, keep her or at least try to win her back. then you could show those stupid arabian *****es that they're not good enough for you. they then may run away or have a pillow fight or something. but you'll come out victorious. i'm assuming you live in a dorm. what you could also do is knock on their door hysterically in the middle of the night then run away. that might do something. you could also set their laundry aflame. simple yet elegant: wait for them to launder their stuff, light a match and stick it in, then set the laundry machine to BLAZING INFERNO!!! lol, j/k. most laundry machines don't have that setting. anyway, good luck destroying people's lives.

[I am not Jubba]

lol, thanks Thor...well here's the deal. Jaime is my ex-g/f and I'm not worried about winning her back because our relationshp now is more healthy than it was when we were actually going out. Now we just sleep together occasionally and we're both nicer to eachother. I don't really care about revenge on these girls...but I just don't understand why these people cant keep their mouths shut. but it don't matter, i'm over it. I'm going to get dinner with Jaime. Cheers.

[Phil Jayhan]

All those replies and not a single answer the original question; Girls are evil because they are all inherently born with the WITH gene. WITH stands for (Wacked in the Head). Its a new genetic strand discovered in 1999 and now realized to be the Wacked in the Head strand that causes all girls to basically act like they are wacked in the head. Now you have your answer. It is in their genes...

PHILisophically yours-
pj

[Delaneys77]

And men are evil coz they keep their genes in their jeans...what?!?!? did I say that??? (hee hee hee) Not ALL girls are evil - just MOST of them...:lol: - I mean this Jamie is a girl too right.... :)
(sorry, just had to defend us females....:) )

[Phil Jayhan]

Your picture has changed and you are now only 7. Go get your mom and lets see what she says....Hmmmmm.

pj

[upuaut8]

My fiance is not evil, or wacked. Granted, I got lucky, and waited through some pretty wacked times to get to this point, but they are out there. I believe it has to do more than anything with Testosterone levels and Estrogen levels.

Testosterone makes people want to procreate, but makes them very logical... low emotion level. Estrogen makes people just basicaly insane, and very emotional. Everyone, men and women alike have both in their systems. If you have a balance of both, then they even each other out well, and you have a well balanced male or female, too much of either, and you've got one of the two types.. Dogs and cats my friends, dogs and cats.

[Phil Jayhan]

Uppy-
Is this your PHILosophy of Ying Yang? Your girlfriend might be ok now but wait till the stars align in just the right way, she will be having your kids bob phor imaginary apples that don't exist in the bathtub....They are TOO wacked in the head.

pj
the cynic

[I am not Jubba]

OMG...about that chick that drowned her kids?! how screwed up is that?! she chased them around the house! unbelievable...she claims demons were around her, and that the only way to save her children from the pits of hell, was to drown them...unreal...what is the world coming to?

[Phil Jayhan]

The question is not; 'What is this world coming too, but rather what has it come to'
In case you haven't noticed or come to this conclusion thus far;
Mankind has repeatedly demonstrated it's total inability to govern itself.
Have you ever noticed that Mankind pollutes everything it comes in contact with and riddles it with amazing levels of corruption, greed and selfishness, murder and war, rape and pillaging, theft and lying and every other thing that is repulsive to any and all of us. And it is ever increasingly becoming more corrupt and perverse, not better. Earth has actually had manufacturing lines of death, murder and genocide set up factory style...And I have no doubt it will happen again and again and matter of factly already has. The Soviet Union, Red China, Cambodia, Burma, Rwanda, Bulgaria, Romania...I call it the World Pathos and it is startling when one takes off the blinders and realizes the true nature of the world we live in.

pj
philosphically present

[I am not Jubba]

i completely agree. and its not so much that individuals are evil and wrong. well, not the majority. Hitler was wrong, Stalin was wrong. Ted Bundy was evil...But as a while the human race has destroyed the planet and everything that we come in contact with. and it blows my mind every time i hear about some new catastrophy. Makes me want to pack up my things, go out to a field and wait to be abducted.

[RenaissanceGirl]

I have no clue why women are so evil. And how did you come up with this conclusion? Are you coming up with it based on this experience alone or have you had multiple negative experiences with women.

Along the same lines, why are men so evil? Why did my exboyfriend cheat on me and when I literally walked in on the act, why did he decide to punch me in the face and wrestle me to the ground on the spot? Am I insane for reacting? Was I stepping out of line when I demanded some answers? Am I being ridiculous for getting pissed off when he refuses to pay me back the $1200 he owes me?

Along the same lines, why do men rape women? Hit women? Kill women? Kill eachother? Blow eachother up? Is this really worst than being called names? Don't you think physical abuse plants seeds of psychological damage as well?

Thoripes: gay people hate women??? Where did you get that? I don't know what kind of gay people you've met but the ones that I know do not hate women. Needless to say, gay men aren't attracted to women - but they're pretty genuine people. Some might not like that the negative stigmas attached to women (for instance sexually active gay men might be called "sluts" instead of "studs").

At any rate, there are evil men and women alike.

[ParanoidAndroid]

well most men's actions can be explained away with the fact that most men are a bit closer to the animistic side than women (anyone know that a womans' corpus collasum is larger than a mans'?)....perhaps that could explain why most serial killers are white males...type A personalities.

it could also explain why a man might cheat on you with someone who simply is more attractive or different. women, it seems would be better off with women! JK..at least that 's what my sister, who is taking female studies at school now, keeps telling me!

[RenaissanceGirl]

You could also say that men encourage eachother to be more violent: "don't be a ***" or "don't be a @#%$." Sensitivity and peace is bad for you macho men.

Gay men weren't denied from the military because of fear that they will check out other men in the fox hole. If they were in there, military officers simply couldn't use "***" and "****" to whip the men into shape. What's more threatening than questioning your sexuality, power and masculinity? What better way to shape soldiers that will obey orders (because you would be a "***" if you don't) with no question and fight for a cause they don't fully know about.

Or, since emotional expression is discouraged, it gets bottled up and eventually explodes and manifests itself into violent acts of hatred such as school shootings (wherin, coincidentally, all the major perpetrators were male). Who's crazy now?

Most serial killers are males? Most convicted criminals in general are males.

[Phil Jayhan]

Rennigirl,
But never, ever forget these facts; That for every male serial killer their was a woman giving birth and also the same for convicted criminals. It's obviously the womans fault, therefore....

pj
slicker than willie

[upuaut8]

There is a very good, true story about a gay troop of German soldiers during WWII. These guys had to serve, but couldn't be put into the general population of soldiers so the German government basicaly banded them together. Their kill ratio was higher than any other german troop. People who love each other fight harder for each other.

just a side line.

Oh and Phil, you're dispicable :)

[ParanoidAndroid]

Most of the women i asked said they'd rather be men..!

[ilyaslamasse]

I'd be curious to see the women you mention, ParanoidAndroid...
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[upuaut8]

Yeah, I don't know about anyone else, but if it weren't for the bleeding every month, it would be much more desirable to be female than male.

[Phil Jayhan]

Not!

pj

[upuaut8]

Are you kidding?? Women could rule this planet if they wanted. If any of them knew exactly how much they could extort out of us males just for @#%$, let alone all the hard work they do that we have no desire to dirty our hands with...

jeesss.. I don't even want to think about it.

course if I was a chick I'd be a lesbian, but that's beside the fact. ;)

[RenaissanceGirl]

Why wouldn't a woman want to be a man? I mean she would then have access to a lot of stuff women are just denied, get paid more, etc. Plus she can behave a certain way - such as order people around - and she won't be called a *****.

And ofcourse why wouldn't a man want to be a woman. He would be free to express his emotions, look good (meaning he could say "Does this look ok" and his friends won't call him gay), check out other women without fear of reprecussions... etc.

The gender thing hurts us all.

[upuaut8]

yeah.. no doubt. There are plus' and minus' on both sides

[Phil Jayhan]

I personally think the government should pay for all of us to become androgenous, change all of our names to Pat, and grow our future children in test tubes.

pat

[ParanoidAndroid]

I think men don't know enough to know what they're missing, but women do want to be men. women, as my sisters keep telling me, will have the last laugh. I mean, not to start a huge issue, but think of @#%$. now, one can say: 'it's a man's world'. why? because we think we have all the power. True, things may revolve around @#%$ and money, but who can have multiple O's (you know what this is!)? Look at Socio-behavioral studies on animals and you'll see the male only thinks he has all the power!

[I am not Jubba]

i agree with pat.

IamNotPat

[Phil Jayhan]

I second or third what Pat said;

pj

[dan4885]

Women may be evil and lust is a sin but I invite it all into my life!

[Vts31]

ive met some dispacble women that *in all honesty* should not be allowed in society. Ive also met guys who should be @#%$ shot. all in all everyone is inherently evil. some of us seem to be able to hide it and or supress it in more effective ways than others.

[upuaut8]

@#%$.. he's discovered the secret.

Sorry vts, we got to kill you now. ;)

[ilyaslamasse]

Let's say I agree with both RG and Pat.
By the way, Pat, did you know that in order to produce a human being in a little glass tube, a woman was necessary, not a man ?? That's scary isn't it ? That means that we guys could just be wiped out, that wouldn't be that much of an issue. But then again, where would be the fun in a manless world of little glass tubes ?...
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Renaissance Girl, what you wrote reminded me of an old joke : a ***** is a woman who has the same vision of s e x as a man. Not totally untrue...

[ParanoidAndroid]

I think women are most evil when they find it hard to locate anything but tight-shirts, and those 'middrif' jeans (yum)! I don't know when the whole hipcut-jeans thing started, but it is the purest incantation of evil ;)

[I am not Jubba]

I'm sorry, but i have to drag this post back up. But its happened again...Here's the story.

Ok my ex and I (Jaime) have stopped sleeping together. A while ago, I think a few weeks ago, and we have offically been broken up for almost 2 months. And now there is this new girl (Joey) that is interested in me, and her and I have been seeing eachother for the last week or so. Now last night I told Jamie that I would come down to see her if I did my laundry. Instead of doing my laundry, I went with Joey to her place. Jaime got mad at me because I didn't come to see her. She did not know that I went to Joey's. However, I said that I would visit her IF I did my laundry. But she is still mad at me. So what's wrong with this picture? Is she just jealous that I'm seeing someone else? Oh well...no one really has to respond to this, I just needed to vent to people that I don't know, and the last time I walked up to somoene I ddidn't know I got pepper spray in my eyes. :)

[RenaissanceGirl]

Hmm... it is strange that Jamie (let's call her #)... so let me straight, you told # that you might do your laundry and thus come see her. # might have easily misconstrued your "maybe" to a "sure thing" and it is very possible that # could have cancelled plans just to meet you. Since you didn't show, # probably felt totally stood up, which is an awful feeling even though technically, you and # are no longer dating. Now there's this Joey girl (%). Now it is a small world, and who knows, maybe # does know about %. It is also likely, since it has only been two months, that # still has feelings for you.

[I am not Jubba]

# didn't have plans. # was on duty in my building meaning # was sitting in the office watching TV and doing her homework. # probably just thought that it was a sure thing, # does know about % but not that i went out w/ % last night instead of laundry. but # and I talked, and she apologized for getting so mad for no reason.

[upuaut8]

#%$@$# #$^%@% <~~it's a party

[I am not Jubba]

hey uppy...that looks like an orgy to me...but its probly just my overactive imagination...:lol:

[StrangeLittleGirl86]

we're evil because guys let us get away with it! and i think they enjoy it a lot of the time, too...

[upuaut8]

I'll agree with that

[RenaissanceGirl]

Oh heck, guys love evil girls! Evil girls provide them with some sense of challenge and adventure - a taming of the bull if you will. Ride the Bull hehehe...

The same thing goes the other way around (ie: the "girls love bad guys" syndrome).

[StrangeLittleGirl86]

yep. that is true. good girls like bad guys. but im a bad girl who likes bad guys! bad girls need guys who can keep up with us.
we played a game where we had to write down who each person where i work reminded us of. i got tallulah from bugsy malone, faith, drusilla and cordy from buffy, scarlet from gone with the wind, delirium from the sandman books, and tank girl. i guess thats the type of girl i am. but i have appalling taste in men, always going for older, very bad guys. because they're just more interesting. in the same way that evil chicks are more interesting to guys.

[I am not Jubba]

well...I am not a bad guy...my life is very tame actually.....my g/f is not a bad girl...she studies hard, and does her work and rarely goes out with me, or her friends. We have a good time together and are rarely bored...so I guess it just depends on your additude towards life that decides your choice in partners...

[upuaut8]

I'll agree with that too..

My fiance is not evil at all. Not even a little. One of the most understanding, compassionate, and helpful people I've met in life. Which is of course why she's my fiance and not just some girl I'm dating.

[Phil Jayhan]

The real problem is that an overwhelming majority of girls are infected with the WITH gene, which means wacked in the head. Sounds like you found one of the very few Dave that doesn't have this gene. Congrats! I prefer foreign girls as I have found many American girls just cultured to death with the American culture. Every American girl is almost the exact representation of all the JAP (Jewish American Princess) jokes. It's true! They are spoiled, narcissistic, self-absorbed female tpe human units. But I have found this phenomonea pretty much non-existant with say, girls from the Phillipines or Thailand or even Mexico. They seem a lot more likely to marry for love and affection than for a two car garage and a lexus, which sadly enough is what almost every American girl thinks she deserves out of Marriage. It's just the truth. A long term observation if you will. And of course, none of this applies to Rennigirl, who I am sure does not have the WITH gene. ;) Just to get that into the open now-Doh!

pj
:p

[upuaut8]

yes. Laurie is first generation American, so she's got a bit of the Czech heritage still within her. Enough to have sense about her, but still raised in America with an understanding of individual liberty and rights of women. Really it's the best of the possibilities out there, imo. She could probebly have just a touch more Czech in her for my taste, but you never know, it might make her too subserviant minded, which I'm just not into.

[kitiara30]

And how about us English ladies? :)

I read a theory once by an American column journalist, that said women were classifioed as either "women", "girls" or "men" while men were a choice of "men", "boys" or "hairdressers". It was quite interesting...

It is weird though. I enjoy football, computers and most of my friends are men. And a lot of women think I'm a bit 'whacked in the head' as it were, because the whole "let's giggle about boys and make-up" thing just doesn't interest me. I'm used to going down to the pub with 6 blokes, but other people give me funny looks and ask me which one I'm going out with, then don't belive me when I say none of them, they're just my mates.

I dunno. Some of us are normal, some of us are psychotic...

[upuaut8]

English girls are very often insane, Irish and Scottish too. I think it's all that fea energy floating around those islands. On the other hand, to completely generalize they screw like rabbits.. often and fast... I think that's the Saxon genetics. ;) Of course I've only known a few myself. I suppose the Prostitants don't.. but you don't want to date them, they don't know the meaning of the word fun.

I'm just joking. Actually, as long as you find an English female who has good dental habits they are usually quite down to earth. That pretty much applies for any European culture though.

[lobstars]

"let's giggle about boys and make-up"

personally I prefer girls who aren't too girly, like kitiara30 she sounds preety cool, and Renngirl!
Also I gotta say I think it's about time david made an honest women out of his girl.
Come on Upu, how about some wedding bells, it sounds to me like she's the one for you ;)

Gotta go and tile some womens bathroom now :) I hope she's not too evil

[kitiara30]

Of course we are cool, why else would we be hanging around on a Flash board? That could mean we are simply a bunch of flashers, but let's not go into that, eh? :)

I think we should start a new campaign - Get Upu domesticated. ;)

[upuaut8]

oh believe me, it's already too late for me. With my morality I am not allowed to break vows. Since I've already proclaimed my vows to her, even without witness', we are married already. The thing we're working on now is how to accomplish that in a manner which is both befitting us, and which allows for all the relatives who wish to come.

The fact is, we can have a really really really cheap wedding in Prague, in a castle. However that means that we have to ship at least 4 possibly 6 people over to Western Europe. This is an idea that is givng my Dad stomach pains. Not sure why he wouldn't want to go to Prague, but he's got some serious problem with it. Other than an engagement ring we are just about at the engagement part of this thing. We're looking at houses now as well. We want a fixer upper that we can make some bucks off of selling. The ring I'm working on as well, on my own.

Domestication? Well, I'm a old time pot smoking communist freak.. I doubt that I'll ever be domestic.. but I'm pretty close now.

[Phil Jayhan]

Hmmmmm

[I am not Jubba]

Well Phil was right about foreign girls and the American Culture. My g/f is Polish, lived in Poland til she was 10 and then came here. Her parents still barely speak English even after 9 years.

And, well about all the other nationalities of girls, you are right. I have known Philipino girls, Thai girls, Chinese, Japanese...well, basically every type of girl from Asia. And the only one that was really "Americanized" in her expectations was the Russian girl...

[Phil Jayhan]

The last girl I dated was an American Chinese Girl. Never lived in China, much to my detriment. Had she been brought up in the Chinese culture and acted somewhat like a Chinese women would I have no doubt we would have been married, I fell in love with this girl like no other before her. It was 'True Love.' (Princess Bride playing in background) However, I have never ever been abused by any girls hardly at all, much less to the extent of her abuse. She would never let me talk, finish a sentence or argument if we were arguing, or accept me for who I was and just how I was. She even claimed that this was a mental problem of mine, thinking that people in relationships don't need to accept each other as they are. She was constantly trying to change me, always falsely accusing me of stuff I didn't do, and calling me all sorts of names that just made me always feel bad about myself. She wore my love down till it was nothing but contempt, of which I still have an extremely healthy portion. And she carved out the only friends I had at the time for herself through her politics and self-absorbtion. The only other abuse I suffered was from someone who cheated on me and doing this while I was babysitting her kid, thinking she was at work. And while painful it was nothing like the Chinagirl. While these things can and do happen with every culture, it is especially rampant in America.

Love isn't about always having everything, or even being current on all your bills, or how much you make. It is about finding a special friend that accepts you just the way you are and works with you in grace, patience and love to help you grow in the areas your defficient. I cant think of any American girls that I have met like that, although I know there are a few. I have met many foreign girls like that however. Phillipinos and Thais are at the top of my food chain for how they treat their mates (That is spouse, FYI, Kittaria, we use the word differently)

I haven't dated in 5 years and doubt I ever will again. (I will never love again-PB Quote. rocking in my chair) I don't know why I just shared that, I think I needed to get it off my chest. Just ignore me, Im rambling. But maybe someday I will find a real chinese girl or a good foreigner, but I doubt I would ever date an American AS (After Stephanie). Hell, I only have 20-25 years left before I check out and thats not all that long. It's amazing how much pain words can cause you, I would have never believed it had it not happened to me. So maybe, there really isn't a WITH gene, maybe its just a product of anguish.

Phil Jayhan
:p
My only advice to all of you is to not listen to me and to be careful about the words you use with those you love. Words have meanings and can destroy people if used improperly.

[lobstars]

Phil I'm sure you'll find a good woman again, it may take time but I'm sure it'll happen :)

Upu things sound as if they're going well with your good lady,
and I love the idea of buying a house that you can work on.
I'd love to do a barn conversion myself ;)

[Phil Jayhan]

Lobstars-
Ya, maybe. I am not anxious to get married like I once was although it would be nice to find a best friend for life. (The kind you can sleep with) But I did get some good lessons out of it and Im not sure if they are good or bad; One is; Never tell anyone anything that they can use against you, which includes just about everything. Because what they don't know they cannot use against you. Another of them is below;

There once was a sparrow who decided not to fly south for the Winter. But soon the weather became so cold and bitter and the sparrow reluctantly changed his mind. But it was too late. Soon after takeoff he became laden with ice and started to freeze. Soon he could not longer stay aloft and tumbled into a barnyard below, and as luck would have it, a passing cow dropped a mighty crap on the little sparrow. The little sparrow thought it was the end, but the manure warmed and soothed his frozen body. Warm and happy again, the little sparrow started to sing.

Just then a nearby barncat heard the little birds song, found him, dug him out, and quickly devoured him. :x (Sucks to be him)

There are three morals to this story;
1. Not everyone who ****ts on you is your enemy
2. Not everyone who gets you out of that ****t is your friend.
3. And last but not least, if your warm and happy, sitting in a big pile of ****t, and still able to sing, keep your big mouth shut!

Doh!
pj
:p

[lobstars]

Absolutley wicked story phil, at first I couldn't see where it was going :)
Regarding the best friend for life, hell we all need one of them I suppose, and I'm certain that people find that kind of friend in the strangest of places. Life can be strange I'm sure you'll agree.......
I'm as we speak in the middle of an arguement with my wife :( well we're now at the point where neither one of us is really saying that much to each other, all because her mother can't keep out of our business!
She's interfiered in our business for the past 10 years and I've had a @#%$ belly full of it. It's a toughy because on one side my wifes mom is a complete nightmare where as my wifes dad is such a nice guy :) so if you can imagine I goota watch what I say to the mother inlaw.
Sorry I just thought I'd tell you that as nobody here wants to talk to me...
LOL she's upstairs, I'm downstairs, that's communication for ya :) I might ring her mobile in a bit just to see if she's ok.
We may even meet on the stairs later :)

[Phil Jayhan]

Ya, thats the other side of the coin, conflicts. Bound to happen, isn't a real relationship without them, IMO. I have heard that in the first years of marriage newlyweds @#%$ in kitchen, @#%$ in the bathroom, @#%$ on the couch, and by the seventh year is all they do is pass each other in the hallway and say @#%$ you! :lol:
The only thing I can suggest is that you forgive unconditionally. Without reason. Its the hardest thing to do but its a way to happiness. Grace brother, all grace! Undeserved kindness. There is a great passage about this in Ephesians, chapter 5, in the NT. And you know, if your wife doesn't wanna yak with ya, I'll yak with ya. I just won't sleep with you. :rollin: ar ar

pj
;)
^Manly type wink, MANLY!
Wanna see something I think is just the coolest? Check out a feature I put into my website today. I have only seen it once before and always wanted the script. I found it last night and here it is. If it doesn't work when you first go to the page, (you will know if it werked or not trust me. If it loads like a normal page then it will not werk initially, then just go one link deep off the index page to anywhere and then return. You will see what I mean, I think its pretty neato! Like swell, ya know man?

user.mc.net/~dschultz/ (http://user.mc.net/~dschultz/)

[lobstars]

LOL! Cheers Phil, you sure know how to make me laugh! and I think me and the wife are ok now, I cooked chowmein with tofu and we're talking ok again :)
First time I ever tried tofu, pheeeeeww it sucks and I wouldn't recommend it.
Must have done the trick though she's down stairs again and all is well :)

Hell yes! I like the effect, nice script Phil. Where did you find that or is that a trade secret ;)

[Phil Jayhan]

Tofu sucks! It is of the devil from below. I honestly think is made from babys skin that is soaked in soy. Kind of like a soilent green type food. Probably chinese babys! They will do anything to make a dollar nowadays-how things change. 50 years ago the chinese were coming at our guys in Korea by the hundreds of thousands wearing sneakers on the battlefield, squeek, squeek, squeek. Now they make sneakers for America in their sweatshops.

Now check out that effect I was telling you about! I wanna hear either praise or boos, either way I need a reaction. It's no fun unless someone sees it. WaaaWaa

user.mc.net/~dschultz/ (http://user.mc.net/~dschultz/)

pj
:p

[lobstars]

You're right about tofu, and I allready said in my last post :)
Yep I like the effect, very kewl can you tell me where you got it from?
also I like it when from your site you click back to kirupa's and kirupa's fades in :)
Very nice script

[time2design]

I like it.

Isn't this Super HTML? I remember seeing stuff like this years ago (different wipes and such) but it never caught on for some reason.


t2d

[lobstars]

Share it with us Phil ;)

[RenaissanceGirl]

WITH syndrome - me? Is it possible for guys to have the WITH syndrome too, because lord knows I've dated some pretty wack guys! Example:

Him: So what did you do?
Me: Went out with some friends?
Him: What happened?
Me: We went to Corner Office [it's this bar we frequent]. Jeff dared me to go under this water fountain and I got totally soaked. It was utter hilarity.
Him: You did what? *WITH begins here* Honey, when you say you're going to kick it with some friends, can't it just mean that you're going out shopping with your girlfriends.
Me: Honey, kicking it with my friends will NEVER mean that.

Wack much? I thought so... Also note this guy was upset that I made $2/hour more than he did - again I ask, wack much? This is the only ex I'm not friends with.

[Phil Jayhan]

Renn-Time, Flatline, Lobstars-et al
Renn, no you don't have the WITH gene, I already said otherwise. I hope you did'nt think I was intimating that. Not at all. I agree with you, my point was of course made from perspective. I think this is what it boils down to; We are all evil in the sense that we are not perfect, that is the definition here anyways; Imperfect is equal to selfishness. Self-LESS-ness is perfection, which none of us are. There are only a very few people on either side that are able to live above their selfishness enough to make others happy. Personally I think for every girl that has the WITH gene, there is a guy as well. I would put the percentage of these people in the world to around 10% of the population. 300 million guys and 300 million girls. And they all happen to live in China! Doh! I saw that bumper sticker years ago that says; Mean people suck. Then later I saw someone who cut off the mean part and his sticker said; People suck, which is generally true. If I were to win the lotto, I would make a compound somewhere with a few thousand acres and build all my friends and of course a few here at Kirupa, houses there and would dwell together with them as far away from humanity as I could bare. I have a real hard time dealing with Sheople, and it almost seems as though that is about all there is out there. (Just about-remember that 10%)

Now about that script; It is neat isn't it? Just a simple Javascript; Heres the code, I boiled mine down to 2 lines. If you need to see how it is set up, view my source, it is located at the top directly under the title, the next two lines; Here is the full script; Then I will also post the two lines I used at my site;



<!-- This script has been in the www.javascripts.com Javascript
Public Library! ---
<!-- Note that though this material may have been in a public
depository, certain author copyright restrictions may apply. ---
<html>
<head>
<title>STAR EFFECT</title>
<muta uiv="Page-Enter" content="revealTrans(Duration=2.0,Transition=12)">
<muta uiv="Page-Exit" content="revealTrans(Duration=2.0,Transition=12)">
</head>
<body bgcolor="black">
<STRONG><font color="lime" size="3" face="Arial">

<P ALIGN="CENTER">

CLICK ON THE LINK AND WATCH THE EFFECT !PLEASE NOMINATE AND CHECK OUT MY SITE !

CLICK THE LINK TO SEE SOMETHING COOL! (www.yahoo.com)

MY SITE ! (COME.TO/UKSMS)</FONT></P>
<--COPY THE MuTA TAGS FOR ENTER OR EXIT FROM THE HEAD!---
</body>
</html>
<!-- Simba says Roar. ---


Now heres own my edited version;



<muta uiv="Page-Enter" content="revealTrans(Duration=3.0,Transition=12)">
<muta uiv="Page-Exit" content="revealTrans(Duration=3.0,Transition=12)">


Notice how I changed the time duration to 3 seconds. Also I tinkered a bit and found a huge blessing in this script; Try changing the 'Transition' to any number between -12 and +25 and just see what happens! (So awesome, I spent two hours checkng them all out) It gives you every cool effect for loads under the rainbow and it doesn't increase load times at all! There is one, # 6, that is an opening circle, (If I remember correctly) much like loooney tunes opening, another that is a closing circle, squares, shears, ribs, ultra lines, #12 will give you the fade effect on my site. I think the circles are #15 and one or two others. Awesome. You can change it around and the visitors will always see a new effect and most will be awed. For so simple an effect! In case Kirupa or any of you want to post this script on your site, mention it came from;
www.javascripts.com
and also mention simba. Also, if you take the two line like I did you will stil ahve to change his colors, dont know whybut I did, it was weird. My favorites from memory are; #3, #6, #9, #12, #15, #20. Careful about the extra tags, make sure you lose them. This is a no-brainer which means if someone doesn't get it I can help! tehe

Instructions; Place these directly under your title tag, right above your first muta tags already in place. Save. Press f12, and enjoy! This was a lot of fun for me especially since yesterday I had a bad puter day.

pj

sorry about the resizing of the browser, I tinkered with it and couldn't fix it. Oh well. EX boards suck, leave your emails if you want it; This pisses me off, especially since I followed their ****ed rules. I coded it but ez boards suck in this way. I edited it but still couldn't get it to come out perfect; If ya want an unruined by ezboards copy of the script, either e-mail phillipjayhan@yahoo.com me or go to
http:www.javascripts.com (http://http:www.javascripts.com)
goto; Images, page #5 I believe, and it is called 'Stars on Page change' and it is there. Really cool site with lots of swell stuff! Doh! I watched back to the future last night and I am on this swell kick from Biff. Sorry!

The script above MUST be changed in the following manner; I switched all the Meat tags to MUTA to try to get this past ez boards, they must be changed back to muta.

Everything I try, this is the 5th time, doesn;t werk perfect; Get the script directly form this URL under 'Stars on Page Change' This way your sure it wont be corrupted.
webdeveloper.earthweb.com/webjs/jsimage/0,3602,_4,00.html (http://webdeveloper.earthweb.com/webjs/jsimage/0,3602,_4,00.html)


What a waste of time trying to do all that with nothing working.
BTW-I have found this to be a script that likes itself. If you have other index pages like I do, one of mine is Archives, another is Skolnick, etc...It speeds up the effect and doubles it effect if you place these on your secondary 'index' pages as well as your index.htm, although they really aren't index pages you all know what I mean, I hope.

user.mc.net/~dschultz/ (http://user.mc.net/~dschultz/)

[Phil Jayhan]

HTML Comments are not allowed

[RenaissanceGirl]

Why don't we just create a WITH country and stick all the WITH boys and girls on there so they can leave us happy people alone :p

In regards to the mean people suck thing: my favorite responding bumper sticker is "Mean people suck, but do they swallow?"

Harharhar... ok I'm disgusting.

[Phil Jayhan]

Renn-
They NEVER swallow.....their pride. Thats their problem. Many of them should be done away with within the next month or two; (Not that this gives me joy) I am predicting here for the first time that I think that america will be nuked this summer, most likely on the 4th of July. But I think it is going to be George W Bush that does this dastardly deed in order to secure his little dictatorship he so longs after. I personally think it is all over for America. I think we have reached both the zenith of our liberty & power and the end of it as well. All downhill from here, but I digress, dont I? I think thats the first time ever....

pj
That last post took me an hour and a half and like 9 tried to get it past ex boards-
EVERYONE, just go to the link at the bottom with the direct URL-****ed Ez-boards!

[upuaut8]

mean people suck, bad people swallow. ;)

[Phil Jayhan]

Hmmmmmmm,

And all that that implies....

pj
;)

[Phil Jayhan]

I also have found may other neat Javascripts for those of you who need something extra. Let me know what you need and I will keep my eye open on my own files and also when I am out scavenging for more...

pj
;)

[I am not Jubba]

hey Phil if you come across something that shakes the browser, let me know. I may end up needing it for the site i am making...

[Phil Jayhan]

I'll keep my eye open. And the other eye, well, that is a secret, but perhaps a closer look at my phugly picture will explain tis mystery-

one shaking browser-we should have a drive through window for this stuff!

pj
:p

[lobstars]

Jeff, do you mean something like when the screen shakes like an earthquake effect?
If so I'm sure Phil once posted a nice link for that same effect

[I am not Jubba]

yes that. I know someoen posted something about it. i cant' remember when though...and right now I am busy helping my father fix our wall so I can't go thru the forums and search

[Phil Jayhan]

It twasn't me...But it sounds fun, like to see it when you find it-I'll keep that eye open for it as well-I never saw that post.

pj
:)
And Lobstars-your welcome!

[eyezberg]

[SCRIPT LANGUAGE="JavaScript1.2">
[!-- Begin
function shake(n) {
if (parent.moveBy) {
for (i = 10; i > 0; i--) {
for (j = n; j > 0; j--) {
parent.moveBy(0,i);
parent.moveBy(i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,-i);
parent.moveBy(-i,0);
}
}
}
}
// End --]
[/script}
-------------------use the correct brackets <of course..-------------

And this page-transition stuff comes directly from Microsoft, and works only on IE, also if you set the time too short, it almost doesn't show on a fast connection!

[I am not Jubba]

thank you eyez

[eyezberg]

Forgot to post the link:
msdn.microsoft.com/librar...sition.asp (http://msdn.microsoft.com/library/default.asp?url=/workshop/Author/filter/reference/properties/transition.asp)

[Phil Jayhan]

Hey Eyzberg, thanks-

Hows the wife and kids? It sounds as though france has been shaken through the last couple of months or so. I hope it settles down there soon for you guys.

Thaks for the script-Im sure it wil come in handy sometime for me.

pj
who never strays from the subject matter, nope-

[splinx]

It's tempting to blame our gender counterparts when things go wrong, but such sweeping generalizations can only lead us astray.

For those of you who've read Mike Miller's best-selling book "Stupid White Men" it is tempting again to blame the eponymous gender/race of Mr. Miller's book for mankind's troubles, and I for one, wouldn't really mind seeing women in charge for awhile.

Women certainly couldn't do much worse than men have what with all the corruption, wars, pollution and murder which plague our planet.

There may be an exception or two in mankind's remote past, but I think you'll have to look long and hard to find an army of women marching off to conquer this country or that, and slaughtering thousands, millions in the process.

Speaking only from personal experience, I've had much better luck with supervisors, clients, or bosses who are women. By the same token, two clients who would not pay, who cheated me, were both women, so there you are: generalizations are always doomed by the many exceptions to them.

The best plan: if you are to judge at all, treat individuals each on his own merits.

For me personally, the biggest disappointment of the women's liberation movement (for lack of a better term), is that a lot of gals are becoming more and more like men, and a lot less feminine than they used to be. I mean, it's ok now to be fat? Oh, please, say it ain't so Flo.

In the final analysis, it is individuals - rather than any group, race or gender - who cause all the problems, and they may be male or female, black or white, fat or skinny.

(but I'm ain't goin' out with any fat girl, you can count on that.)

And that's the real skinny from where I sit, thrashed by a load of misbehavin' ActionScript, but fighting back.

sp

[I am not Jubba]

SPLINX! back from the dead. The board has been quiet without ya.

I agree with what you say (even with the larger women; my girls have to be petite...its just a thing i have)

I have seen a lot of very attractive large girls. My friend Mya, and Sheila and such are very pretty girls, but not my "type"...eh, there is no easy way out of this conversation...So Baseball....Red Sox on top still?;)

[Phil Jayhan]

FAT - the type of configuration in Windows tables.

Hey, Splinx
Long timer no see. You know, I will up the ante, don't care if it offends, free speech usually leads to that anyways. Not only would I never go out with a fat girl, I have not dated girls that really have the capacity to get fat. I like small, petite women, prefer asian, phillipine, Thais. With small breasts. Small breasts? Yep. I have seen what gravity has done to my Aunt Winnie's breasts. Down to her waist, so I prefer them small. That way they always look the same, even at 60. Might be a tad wrinkled, but then, aren't *****'s wrinkled as well? My great grandma Jayhan used to say; "You know the best thing to come out of a mans *****?" And her answer was the "wrinkles." :rollin: I have seen so many girls who kept fit util they got married and by the time they have their first child are 160 pounds heavier than when they got married. Thats wrong. A friend of mine Marge was driving with Randy her hubby down the street and saw a rather large lady, like a 350 pounder. She asked Randy if he would still love her if she got that big. And he said, of course I would, I married you didn't I? I just wouldn't sleep with you. :lol:

But then Im a hard case by nature, if I ever do get married, very doubtful, but if I do, I will keep my body fit as I have until now. I weigh 170 lbs, @ 5'8' and have a rather muscular build. And my titts don't jiggle when I go over potholes, cause that would be wrong. And I kind of expect the same consideration. Not looking for perfection or everything to always stay the same, just a mindset that their body should be pleasing to me as I share the mindset that my body should be pleasing to them--

Noone wants to hear it but this is how 97% of people think-both girls and guys. This big heavy girl, like a 500 pounder had a terrible crush on me and tried to lay this guilt trip on me; (wrong person to try this one on) Why can't people just love me for who I am and how I am and accept me that way. (She was speaking romantically here) And I then pointed out to her her own inconsistencies; The last 5 guys that I knew she had a crush on, including myself were all really buff, muscular builds with little or no fat and pretty good looking. I then asked her why it was that she never developed a crush on the 4oo pounders around church. She was rather indignant to say the least, but I was right and made the point anyways.

pj
:p

[I am not Jubba]

as usual Philbert, you bring up a good point. I agree with you on the asian women too...Just somethin about them...

[lobstars]

I never thought about the breast thing before! good point ;)

[RenaissanceGirl]

It's like Madame Butterfly and a Jennifer Love Hewitt movie all rolled into one!

[splinx]

You lost me there, RG...I guess I wouldn't know JLH from the Man in the Moon, or a Moon Maiden, either. As for Madame Butterfly, well, see below.

'Fact of the matter is, I never pay that much attention to *****, except that I don't like the big ones. Moooooo...

I've always been a leg man, myself, and now I find myself paying a lot of attention to arms, prolly 'cause most gals these days have big thick ones, and again, I like mine lean and linear, and minus tattoos.

My first girlfriend in Japan was completely flat, but that didn't bother me in the least. She was a real sweetie, but ultimately, a butterfly.

The women there, in general, were just preciously dainty and petite, and need I add, crazy about American men. mmmmm. No wonder I stayed for 5 years. (Japanese men tend to be a 'bit' chauvanistic - never could spell that word).

~

An ex-girlfriend from LA called me up long distance one Sunday morning years later to brag about her new ****. The conversation went something like this:

"You should see them, Steve, they're nice."

"I always thought you had nice breasts, B."

"Did you?"

etc. etc.

Then later, when I was visiting and her husband had to run an errand, the first thing she did was flash me with her enormous, phony *****. :eek:

(I just happened to have a camera handy to record the moment for posterity.) :lol:

Well, I guess this thread has strayed a bit from Jubba's ordeal with the hags on the other floor. Oh, I meant to mention the licence plate thingy I saw today on a car parked outside my apartment. There's a beauty college across the street, so I imagine the red Civic coupe belongs to one of them. Anyway, the inscription on that, what are those things - license plate frame, or whatever - reads: I'm a *****, just not yours.

Whatever happened to just being nice? I guess there are still a few around who try, but jeez, I don't like *****y dames.

One final comment: I noticed the remarks from the gals, above, about going for bad guys, and I believe it. Most of the time, women just walk all over nice guys, and then spend all their time griping about what a prick their boyfriend is.

So, I may not know what woman want, but I defintely know what I like: slender lady with warm heart.

Alas, these days, that seems like a rare bird indeed.

:cool:
sp

[upuaut8]

Well.. I doubt that this applies much to most people.. but I am hardly normal. Fat or thin has never made much of a difference to me. I've dated both, loved both, felt just as many regrets about both. I think that there is a point where I simply can't feel attracted to a woman, but that point with me, tends to be a little higher on the scale then with other men.

In the end, and after many relationships I've pretty much come to the conclusion that larger women have a tendency to be better in bed... thin women don't seem to want to work in the bedroom. A woman who feels just a little insecure will drive you crazy and will appreciate all the more, compliments and sincerity.

most seriously "in shape" women tend to be *****es and or shallow. (of course that's a generalization.. there are always exceptions.)

[Phil Jayhan]

There is never any exceptions to any rule. Remember that. There is also no absolutes. :lol: What you said about the thin girls in bed methinks is wrong. My last girlfriend, a skinny little chinese girl, beautiful and small breasted was more than I could have ever imagined. (she was the prettiest girl I ever dated) And always horny too, she actually wore me out a tad and by this I mean every time we got together there were like at least two - three thingys done-cannot be more specific cause I am a gent and Kirupa is underage. Ha! Sometimes I was sore for a whole day or so, then she would come over, and I guess I was always sore come to think of it. But I didn't mind all that much, but sometimes I had to defer and ask we just watch TV or something--but even then, well, lets say I would watch TV while I petted her back! Doh! :evil: And it never stopped. But never once have I ever dated a heavy girl-but I have dated *****es. One at least. And she was a nag, a rag and a *****. Mean as all get out. Self absorbed. Non caring for anyones feelings but her own. Bossy, dominant and smothering. Guess who it was? Yep, the one from above. Is that a shocker? There was a time when we went to Geneva Illinois, an older tourist town, and she brought different shirts for me to wear so she could take pictures of me in each. I felt a lot like an object as thats the way she often treated me. It was almost like the assshole-jerk guy with a nice girl he abused, just reversed. She is the evil one I mentioned earlier. The pain still hasn't left me to this day. But neither has all the other memories. She had a good side, I know she did, as one time I got a peek at it. But thats not saying much for a relationship that lasted 3 1/2 years. At the end, I really didn't want to get back together with her because of love, nor @#%$, (she broke up with me weekly) but because I wanted her to take back all the horrible mean nasty things she said about me. That never happened once, but the only way it could happen is if I tried again. Can you spot the dysfunction? :x

pj
:p
I tried so many times to stop the @#%$ so we could build a decent healthy relationship-but she wouldn't hear it. Well, with her tongue she turned my love to bitters--it dried up till it was no more. Her last words to me was calling me a bastard and telling me that she was going to go find a PHD. She loved to cause pain. I haven't seen her since.

[upuaut8]

women have a tendency to be better in bed...

how many women have you dated Phil that weighed in at over 120? :)

The weights, with a 1 through 10 level of sexual interest averaged with skill for the relationships that I've had.

156, 7
133, 3
110, 1 (tease... wanted @#%$, just not from me. :) )
135, 8 (absolute dynamo)
140, 9
110, 8 (Korean. Perhaps it;s something having to do with Asian women Phil.)
115, 4

The top three had the highest libido and were more interested in being adventurous.

I'm just going by experience here... I never said it was a definitive thing.

[Phil Jayhan]

over 120? how many? well, er. 1. My first girlfriend when I was 13. Other than that there hasn't been one girl over 120 that I have dated. Small, petite. I guess thats my ticket. And they better not have big ***** or it will mean a death knell for romance--don't wanna have anything to do with those big suckers with bologna *******, ewwww. But then most guys have the opposite view-if they have small ***** they won't date them, cause thats not what they are attracted to. And I have dated somehwere in the area of 35 girls since I was 13 FYI. 1 out of 35 is about the ratio.

pj
:p

[I am not Jubba]

35 since you were 13? @#%$...i've dated 21 since i was 13 and I'm only 19. 14 of them were "serious" for a 13-19 yr old...only two were larger than 120. I'm with Phil. Petite, small chest. Nothing bigger than a B. Short, around 5'4" or shorter. I'm definately a legs, and eyes guy. Butts and breasts just don't do it for me like a nice set o' legs and a pair of green eyes. My g/f now, I think, is gorgeous. She's got that "European" look. Dark, almost black hair with light green eyes. Very beautiful for a 90% Polish girl....IMO