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Lacuna
March 16th, 2003, 01:21 AM
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Accidental Bonding
A woman and man get into a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt.
After they crawl out of the wreckage, the woman says, "Wow, look at our cars - there's nothing left! Thank God we are all right. This must be a sign from Him that we should be friends and not try to pin the blame on each other."

The man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely."

The woman points to a bottle on the ground and says, "And here's another miracle. Somehow this bottle of Scotch from my back seat didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this Scotch and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, and chugs about a third of the bottle to calm his nerves. He then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."

Makaveli
March 16th, 2003, 01:37 AM
haha, i've heard this one b4, the lady is very clever

now she can just say he was drunk and sue the **** out of him! its so evil and cruel.....i love it!

Aislin
March 16th, 2003, 01:38 AM
I HATE her! She should DIE! CONNIVING BI*CH!!!!!!!!


I mean.... heheheh... hahaha.... ha.... ha... *runs away*

RelandR
March 16th, 2003, 01:58 AM
...sounds like my first wife... (aarrrgggg)

Marz
March 16th, 2003, 02:00 AM
I've had this happen to a friend.. Therefore I find it not funny... He's basically in debt so much that he can't swim his way out.

Lacuna
March 16th, 2003, 02:04 AM
too phunny Seretha,

your not anything like her by any chance are you...?

lol

pj


no...i'm more of a rum drinker..hmm maybe some tequila..definatly not scotch.

lol

:love:

reverendflash
March 16th, 2003, 02:05 AM
In the Great White North, you gotta drink something...

keeps the blood flowing while you're out chopping ice...

Rev http://www.aulman.com/rev.gif

Aislin
March 16th, 2003, 02:06 AM
Lol, yeah, people die shoveling snow all the time.


...And I'm not kidding, if you thought I was.

Lacuna
March 16th, 2003, 02:51 AM
sure....but i guess i'll be bringing the beer since you dont have Molson Canadian down there. LOL