Worst movie?

[Alex]

what is the worst movie that you have ever seen?

[nobody]

I hate like every movie I go to..
anything with a rapper/singer or somethin tryin to be cool.. or basically any movie.. im picky like that

[senocular]

I cant think of a movie Ive seen that I was completely upset with or detestful of. I think xxviii nailed it pretty good though ;)

[Alex]

lol i havent seen it

[senocular]

Originally posted by Phil Jayhan
Science Fiction Theatre 3000 - Sci-Fi 3000.

ah! yeah some bad ones do pop up there... ;)

[nobody]

ya know what movie sucked massivley(spelled slightly better)?
Mars Attacks

that movie was horrendous

[nobody]

aw man.. it was so dumb
aliens from mars came to earth and they like did stupid stuff that wasnt entertaining to people to kill them, but certain music made their brains explode or something.. and then they killed the president

the end

[Alex]

I know what you did last summer.


horriable:stunned:

[nobody]

Alex - pimpin the squares now.. lol, i like it

[Alex]

haha im unique now!:)

[senocular]

:!: I own mars attacks. Theres some great scenes in that :) - I think.

(I didnt think I know what you did last summer was that bad either. Not by any means a personal favorite, but not horrible.)

[nobody]

sen - do you actually like mars attacks?

[senocular]

http://userpages.umbc.edu/~tmccau1/images/smilies/suspicious.gif yeah...

[nobody]

lol
well I think it's funny cuz its really stupid
but I know a lot of people that liked it.. i just hate like every movie

[senocular]

Its not one easily appreciated. Burton's movies can be hard for some to digest, though this one was a bit on the crazy side. Its not one you'd appreciate for its style or story, but one where you just have to appreciate the little catch-phrases and sayings which make the movie as enjoyable as it is (<-- not that its THAT enjoyable, there are better... but, you know).

[nobody]

oh

[eyeinfinitude]

The worse movie I have ever seen was called "Bats," I don't know if you guys heard of it, but it is the most retarded movie I saw.

My ex gf and I decided to see a movie last minute and that was the only one playing that time and boy was it lame. :smirk:

[senocular]

yeah, I mean thats the best reason to see a bad movie... to make out! :love:

[UNFLUX]

Originally posted by senocular
yeah, I mean thats the best reason to see a bad movie... to make out! :love: http://www.unflux.com/bb/thumbsup.gif

/unflux
:goatee:

[eyeinfinitude]

Originally posted by Phil Jayhan
so did you guys make out instead of watching the dorky movie, well did ya? ;)

pj :P:P

A gentlemen never tells and since I'm far from being a gentlemen...hell yeah we did!! :P

[Freddythunder]

I needed to bring this thread back up because I bought the worst movie of all times. It was on Amazon for three bucks. It's a classic. If you ever get the chance to see a movie called SUBTERFUGE, go waste the two hours. It's so bad, it halarious!! Figured I would share.

[berkoWitZ]

the worst movie? easy............ good burger , an impressive piece of ****

[kirupa]

I actually liked Goodburger a while back - then again, I liked anything by Kenan and Kel in the mid-90's :P

[tucker]

my least favorite movie is once upon a time in mexico

[dropkick]

hooray for old threads

my top worst movies list:
Fast and the Furious
Corky Romano
Gummo
Soul Plane(I haven't seen it but I know it's going to suck balls)
Armageddon
I'm sure I've left a few off...
how could I forget...Castaway

[McGiver]

if you actually want a really crappy movie, get
Surf Nazies must Die (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/6304852436/ref=ase_dvdconfidenti-20/103-9514760-5333414?v=glance&s=dvd)

The title already promises what the movie contains - crap
It isn't political, nor is it funny (the title is probably the most funny part of that movie), it has no special effects (if you leave out the attempts to create special effects), it isn't entertaining, it isn't even good for unintended laughs - it's just crap!
|->edit: i almost forgot a picture of this fantastic film :P
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6304852436.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[berkoWitZ]

to be honest I enjoyed fast and the furious, the second one sucked, and i also liked castaway :(

kirupa, cant believe u liked goodburger, only remembering that crap makes me sick: "welcome to goodburger, the house of goodburger`s can I take ur order?" :trout:

[Timage]

Total Recall, it was so bad it was funny.

[lunatic]

I mentioned this in Movie Quotes but it's better here.

Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungles of Death (http://www.family-connections.com/videos/detail.asp?id=112&category=feature)

I kid you not. :-/

[.Matt]

I Hated Gladdiator

[McGiver]

"Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungles of Death" looks like a good candidate for the crappiest movie award too, but I doubt it can compete with "surfnazies must die"!

[lunatic]

Probably made by the same guy!! :D

[dropkick]

from the Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungles of Death imdb.com page -

Recommendations

If you like this title, we also recommend...

Apocalypse Now (1979)
:h:

[Maxtr0sity]

I was pulled into Soul Plane recently. I've never seen as many 500lb black obnoxious mamas in the theaters in one place. Not even on Soul Train. Not a white person in sight, and vowla...yellow guy pops in and everyone stares. I wanted to shoot myself.

[radioxromance]

dropkick, you didn't like gummo? I thought it was interesting...
bad movies:
yah, fast and the furious :P
darkness falls
ill think of some more

[Freddythunder]

the worst movie? easy............ good burger , an impressive piece of ****

Now that's funny!! This is the best thread ever. Where else would I ever hear of movies called "Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungles of Death" and "Surfnazis must die"!! You want to hear the worst thing? I'm probably going to buy both of those becuase I...I...I guess I don't believe it!!!
Oh yeah:

http://www.freddythunder.com/images/subterfuge.jpg

[lunatic]

lol, when I met my guy his youngest son was 3 1/2 and we watched that movie (Good Burger) like 60 times in 3 months. It was his absolute fave. At first I was like, what the crap is this? But after hating it the first 20 times it started to grow on me. Now I just think that character is hilarious!! I mean, he takes a SHOWER with his hat on! :hugegrin:

[radioxromance]

whoa i've never even seen that smiley.

haven't seen these, but lately some that have been on the shelves, look like low budget horror films, I can almost gaurauntee their crappiness:
blood gnome
some sort of skeleton warrior movie coming out tuesday (tagline: the dead don't choose sides!)

[replode]

Deep Blue Sea was a crappy movie. So was The Pest.

[Freddythunder]

True that! Glorified Jaws.

[macneilslt]

big fish. worst movie ever.

[Redrvltn]

Dream Catcher was absolutely awful. I'd like a refund on the two hours of my life spent watching it. I have heard the book, by Stephen King, is actaully good.

[lunatic]

I didn't like The Last Samuri - maybe because I had higher expectations. But I thought it was pretty awful. I actually found myself trying not to laugh at the final battle scene when everyone around me was reaching for the Kleenex.

Ditto on Big Fish though the giant guy was pretty cool.

Yeah, lots of new smilies added! :book: :snooze: :devious: :angel: :nurse: :rabbit: :hugegrin:

(I must admit that the nurse one frightens me a little)

[eilsoe]

hmm... I loved Big Fish... :)

[Timage]

Just remembered I hated AI. That was some weirdo stuff right there. However, that robot bear made it a little better. :hugegrin:

[radioxromance]

had someone yesterday... er two days ago? tell me how awful orange county was. I thought it was freakin awesome. The guy was real weird, talked all funny :P

[ContinuumXLS]

orange county IS awsome!

[kirupa]

The worst movie I have ever seen was Koyaanisqatsi. (http://www.koyaanisqatsi.org/films/koyaanisqatsi.php)

The movie would have been great if there had been a plot, some dialogue, etc. The movie was 2 hours of nature/city time-lapse videos with some bad 80's techno music. Think of it is watching for two hours the moving clouds sequence on 2advanced.com's earlier site. It's Winged Migration minus the birds. It's Saving Private Ryan at a hippie rally without a guy named Ryan. It's Jurassic Park featuring lab rats as opposed to dinosaurs. It's Monty Python featuring 2 hours of a web cam sequence of a python named Monty. It's a Blue forum style not featuring the color Blue.

I judge a good movie based on how many things blow up and how many bullets get sprayed in the air. A good movie in my opinion is not watching some person shave in public, fly over the grand canyon for about 10 minutes, watch lights turn on and off over a period of days in a downtown highrise, watching pedestrian traffic in really high speed, watching construction crews "harm" the earth, watch a really slow-motion video of an unmanned space-rocket explode, and more.

I thought the movie was decent after I watched it, but I returned back to my senses a few days later and found it horrible ;) I simply had high expectations of something that Francis Ford Coppola had a part in.

Cheers!
A Disgruntled Kirupa :P

[lunatic]

Many movies that were "revolutionary" for their time are horrible to watch 15-20 years after they were made :) . . . I saw it around the time it came out and it had a pretty powerful effect on people (same with Baraka, of similar theme but better music). I think if I saw it now though I'd be horrified and bored. Oh, and Phillip Glass (who did the music) should be banned from doing any kind of musical project ever again. :jail:

[wizard]

The remake of Psycho. Too much talking. But then again, the original was pretty much the same thing. ;P

[RabBell]

Family Guy with Nicolas Cage.

Was it a comedy, a drama or just some filmed that sucked and wasm't sure what it wanted to be. I know what my choice is from those three

Don't see it...EVER

[radioxromance]

Hey, I have a question, not an opinion.
What did you all think of the Royal Tennenbaums?

[radioxromance]

Family Guy with Nicolas Cage.

Was it a comedy, a drama or just some filmed that sucked and wasm't sure what it wanted to be. I know what my choice is from those three

Don't see it...EVER
I believe it is Family MAN, and I for one, loved it. Well, I like Nic Cage most times... but I didn't like Con Air, so maybe it's not jsut my bias for Family Man that made it good. I thought it was an interesting film, was really scared it would suck, so maybe I jsut had low expectations and it did better than I thought.

[maximum_flash]

the last slumber party.

the WORST movie ever. a 1980 wannabe horror movie with the thinnest blood youll ever see. there could not be any movie any worse than that one.

[DarkChild]

worst movie i've ever seen gotsta be attack of the killer tomatoes

[pom]

Virtuosity, with Russel Crowe and Denzel Washington was tremendously awful, but I will give my Palme d'Or to Ballistik - Ecks vs Sever, with Antonio Banderas, Lucy Liu, Talisa Soto and whatshisname (bad guy from Payback). I think I would have done a better job if I had directed the movie with my eyes closed. The acting sucks too. So do the action scenes, the scenario, the dialogs, the title, the lpace where they shot it, EVERYTHING!!

And Total Recall??? Who said that? Total Recall is awesome! :crazy:

[garyzero]

Did this one get mentioned? Punch Drunk Love with Adam Sandler. That movie was horrible, why did Adam Sandler attach himself to it? I watched it on fast forward, the music in the background made me want to go on a maniacal murder spree.

[Tattered]

How about reindear games???!!!! That really blew me out of the water on how great it was :sure:

[mlkedave]

mogany drive or something like that. It was wierd. I mean for a movie to have a lesbian sex scene and still sux shocked me and all my friends. I mean that just isn't supposed to happen lol

MIke

[d100763]

The top three crap movies of all time in my humble opinion are as follows:


3, Little Nicky (people in wheelchair getting hit by cars is just not humorous)

2, Island of Dr. Maraue (sp?) Simply put W.T.F.

1, Magnolia (this movie hands down deserved a walk-out, except I took my mom to see it so I couldn't leave. Besides the Tom Cruise character, what the hell is this movie about?)

[fester8542]

Little Nicky was a riot to me.

I dont remember the wheelchair part though.

[berkoWitZ]

hahaha, little nicky really sucks.

I dont know why when I think in bad movies I remembered Mortal Kombat, I actually like it :D

[Freddythunder]

I liked Little Nicky...yet agree with garyzero - Punch Drunk Love != good. It was only funny when he lost it and freaked out. It was an indy-art film though, so it's to be expected to punch a wall and have 'love' appear on your knuckles or throw in an old organ to take up a good half-hour of film. Hmmm.

Another one that I've been trying to think of for a while was that newer indy film with Bill Murray called Lost In Translation. It has some good parts here and there, but it took so long to get to those parts.

[FknBlazed]

http://fknblazed.com/images/sndn.jpg

Terrible movie terrible I am tainted just for knowing it exists

[fester8542]

OMFG!

Silent night deadly night! ha ha!

I forgot about those crappy flicks.

[berkoWitZ]

haha, I feel bad for the person that gets that dvd for christmas :D

[FknBlazed]

Dude there is a whole line of these '80s movies that sucked. My Bloody Valentine, Attack of the 50 ft woman (kim bassinger) although I think maybe that was in the 90's, Attack of the killer tomatos, any john kusack flick with the exception of Better off dead.. :hugegrin:

[lunatic]

any john kusack flick with the exception of Better off dead.. :hugegrin:

:huh: :!: NO WAY! Being John Malkovich was absolutely hilarious! (especially when Malkovich goes into his own head), also High Fidelity. I like Cusack actually, he's done some funny stuff.

[Freddythunder]

[QUOTE=FknBlazed]...any john kusack flick with the exception of Better off dead.. QUOTE]

You can't forget One Crazy Summer, Sixteen Candles, Grosse Pointe Blank, Pushing Tin and the aforementioned High Fidelity. All good movies with Cusack, I think.

On the horror tip - Jack Frost; the horror one. Really bad.
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0116671/

[FknBlazed]

No no I was kidding sorry I like John Kusack matter of fact I think his best role was in Sex, Lies, & Videotape. He is an actor who never gets the respect he deserves that is why I said what I said:hair:

[pom]

No no I was kidding sorry I like John Kusack matter of fact I think his best role was in Sex, Lies, & Videotape.That was James Spader (Stargate-man :P). And I agree that John Cusack is a great actor. He was awesome in Indentity.

Oh, and I liked Punch Drunk Love :) And I can't remember who mentionned Lost In Translation, but if that's one of the worst movies he's seen... :-/

[Weazol]

the movie i hate the most is cable guy.. first off i cant stand jim carey.. but cable guy was just horrible.. (i did like liar liar and dumb and dumber... but as for his other movies i never was to fond of)

[Redrvltn]

Evil Dead, sooooo bad it's actaully entertaining.

[mjshirley79]

LOL, what about the othe 3 movies?
Evil Dead, sooooo bad it's actaully entertaining.

[radioxromance]

there was some talk about punch drunk love, not a bad movie, I loved it. Most people didn't get it, especially that it WASN'T REALLY much of a comedy, at least not anything near what Adam Sandler does normally. I've seen him branching out more lately, I and for one am very happy and excited about it. The movie was just really interesting to me; sad, with some darker humour, I guess, like when Barry (adam's character) confronts the jerk that was running the scam on him... I thought that was just great. Everyone hated it though... *sigh* NO ONE likes indy films, they all want mainstream crap, sorry but it's true. One of the worst parts was telling customers how it 'wasn't like what adam usually does...' and they just say, no thanks. I mean not even giving him a shot... *sigh*
But I suppose everone has there opinion, and there is mine.

[d100763]

Good burger was so stupid and irritating that I would end up zoning out and watching it..Don't lie, I'm sure I am not the only one who has done that...or am I...
http://www.psxnation.com/reviews/dvdmovies/goodburger1.jpg

[berkoWitZ]

I add another option to the dvd :D

[d100763]

Nice, Or If There Were On Option To Trade It In For Something Else...

[garyzero]

Typically I'm like you and like the dark humor and non mainstream flicks but I just couldn't get into this flick. I knew going into it that it would not be Happy Gilmore type humor. But I probably could have enjoyed it more if they could have turned the music down during the talking parts. I mean it was on 11 and I had to turn my TV up to 40 to hear what they were saying. And the music was like nails on a chalkboard. It sounded as if they gave a group of crazy people musical instruments and they banged them over their heads repeatedly.

It really didn't have much of a story in the end and was not anything that left me thinking, unlike the dark movie Donny Darko. Now that movie was good as well as the dark movie Memento.

Punk Drunk Love deserves to be on the worst movie list. Waste of talent and time in my opinion. :drool:



there was some talk about punch drunk love, not a bad movie, I loved it. Most people didn't get it, especially that it WASN'T REALLY much of a comedy, at least not anything near what Adam Sandler does normally. I've seen him branching out more lately, I and for one am very happy and excited about it. The movie was just really interesting to me; sad, with some darker humour, I guess, like when Barry (adam's character) confronts the jerk that was running the scam on him... I thought that was just great. Everyone hated it though... *sigh* NO ONE likes indy films, they all want mainstream crap, sorry but it's true. One of the worst parts was telling customers how it 'wasn't like what adam usually does...' and they just say, no thanks. I mean not even giving him a shot... *sigh*
But I suppose everone has there opinion, and there is mine.

[radioxromance]

Hmm, I also loved Donnie Darko and Memento. Great Movies.
But, well, I thought the music was one of the most powerful aspects of PDL. It was strange and unsettling, and gave you a feeling of franticness, I thought. It seemed to me that it was there to let you feel how Barry felt, as if things were just pushing in around him. That's the impression I got. I felt every bit of the music was an intentional plot device.

[garyzero]

I definitly agree with you on the music. I caught that same feeling as well. But in the end its still good to be able to hear what was being said by the actors over the music. Maybe besides the music something just didn't sit right with me about it. I can't put my finger on it, maybe it was my mood that day. Too bad because if I see something I don't like I never give it a second chance. Too many movies to watch and good ones to re-watch.

If you like dark movies maybe even slightly funny but dark, try The Vagrant and let me know what you think. Its from the early 90's though, http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105719/

[reverendflash]

City Lights.

Clint Eastwood, Burt Reynolds.

Hands down, the worst movie, ever (said like the comic book guy).

[radioxromance]

If you like dark movies maybe even slightly funny but dark, try The Vagrant and let me know what you think. Its from the early 90's though, http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105719/
Dag, I don't think we have that at work, so I won't be able to watch it. Maybe the comptetitor has t... I hate spending money on free things :P

[Freddythunder]

...And I can't remember who mentionned Lost In Translation, but if that's one of the worst movies he's seen... :-/

It is...I was expecting such a better movie with Bill Murray in it. I also expected it to be more than just following around two drunk people. I can do that on my own. Wait...I do do that on my own.:hangover:

Or did I misunderstand what you meant by 'Ermm'?