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Maizoon
April 8th, 2005, 10:25 PM
poor guy:

http://web.morons.org/article.jsp?sectionid=8&id=6131
RelandR
April 9th, 2005, 12:23 AM
Inexcusable ... I hope this guy nails them for false imprisonment and whatever else his lawyer can drum up-and in the end OWNS that store
DDD
April 9th, 2005, 12:27 AM
Well you know one thing. That the guy is not black...lol. I am about the same size and I would have acted a fool had they tried to do this to me.

Its a shame too, that they tried to say because of 9-11. That is almost the same as my "Chewbacca Defense"
morse
April 9th, 2005, 12:59 AM
Chewbacca Defense?
DDD
April 9th, 2005, 01:20 AM
Chewbacca Defense?

Its one of those things I could never explain. You have to actually know what I am talking about. Its from a South Park episode. One of the funniest ones.
morse
April 9th, 2005, 01:54 AM
Ahh. I thought maybe you're a big hairy oaf and someone at a store became angry at you, and some such strange thing proceded....
[uber]
April 9th, 2005, 02:36 AM
Thats so sad... and having 114 dollars worth of 2 dollar bills? that insane
RadioactveChimp
April 9th, 2005, 02:45 AM
**** man! where am I gunna spen my 1, 2 dollar bill?!?!? **** I don't want to go in the slammer lol


Don't drop the soap!
andr.in
April 9th, 2005, 03:30 AM
omg what is the world coming to... you can't even pay in REAL money anymore :crazy: :P
Butters
April 9th, 2005, 08:01 AM
Its a shame too, that they tried to say because of 9-11. That is almost the same as my "Chewbacca Defense"
LOL!

That episode is hilarious, 'Ladies and Gentlemen, this, is Chewbacca...' :lol:
Seb Hughes
April 9th, 2005, 09:17 AM
But at the end of the day Money Is Money
foodpk
April 9th, 2005, 11:41 AM
http://www.connect-dots.com/Poofs/chewbacca.jpg
Ladies and gentlemen of the supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider: (pulling down a diagram of Chewie) this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. That does not make sense! (jury looks shocked)

Why would a Wookiee -- an eight foot tall Wookiee -- want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense!

But more importantly, you have to ask yourself: what does that have to do with this case? (calmly) Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense!

Look at me, I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca. Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense. None of this makes sense.

And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation... does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense.

If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.
Butters
April 9th, 2005, 11:49 AM
:lol:
oceans11
April 9th, 2005, 01:54 PM
I wonder where he got all those 57 2$ bills.
ahmed
April 9th, 2005, 01:56 PM
lol. Is this a real story?
Krilnon
April 9th, 2005, 01:57 PM
I think it says he specially asked for them at the bank.
oceans11
April 9th, 2005, 02:01 PM
I think it says he specially asked for them at the bank.For betting on horses, perhaps:h:
nobody
April 9th, 2005, 02:07 PM
He has them for the tours he guides. He hands them out to the kids cause they haven't seen them before. Sillies.
Ryall
April 9th, 2005, 11:37 PM
I'd like to meet (and them slap around for a bit) the dumb***** bestbuy worker who didnt know $2 bills are legal tender.... man at the bestbuy near my pad all the emplyees are idiot punk kids who do nothing but give attitude, or are too stupid to do so and just fumble with the registers. :sigh:

Peace