Bad Case of English Translations

[hsadan]

hey you know how there are a lot of mmorpgs and online games that originate from Korea, Japan etc? I must admit, they're games are good. They just need better translators sometimes.

post in this thread funny translations you come across in games, or on game websites, or even on any website!

Here's one of my favourites (from muonline.com):

description for a spell
"It shoots Power Wave to an enemy in a straight line. Power Wave digs the ground and moves forward the enemy and then, gives harm to them."

[gonzales]

http://www.engrish.com/
http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/I_saw_the_movie.jpg

[ben_is_sparky]

And of course, the all-time classic - All your base are belong to us!

[hsadan]

hey gonzales, thanks for the contribution. i forgot to mention this..
i know about engrish.com, and the difference between that and here is that this thread is not about photos of real life, it's about on the web :)

ben, then there's
someone set us up a bomb! :lol:
hm someone should post the whole thing. i never actually learnt the whole thing :P

edit: I founded it :D

In A.D. 2101
War was beginning.
Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's You !!
Cats: How are you gentlemen !!
Cats: All your base are belong to us.
Cats: You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say !!
Cats: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Cats: HA HA HA HA ....
Captain: Take off every 'zig' !!
Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: Move 'zig'.
Captain: For great justice.

[gonzales]

hey gonzales, thanks for the contribution. i forgot to mention this..
i know about engrish.com, and the difference between that and here is that this thread is not about photos of real life, it's about on the web :)



post in this thread funny translations you come across in games, or on game websites, or even on any website!


engrish.com is a website.

[hsadan]

well, it is a website, but they themselves dont make the mistakes. but it's fine, i just didnt want this thread flooded with stuff taken from engrish.com..am hoping for more "original" stuff :)