gather up to hear the funniest joke ever!!!

[Guig0]

i´ve overheard some ppl saying that we have, in our ver own comunity, the funniest comediant alive, and that his unique and sharp sense of humor makes him the best joke teller ever!

So, i talked to him and pleaded (begged) for him to give us the honnor to hear one of his famous jokes. the only request he made was:

gather all kirupians online in a single thread, coz i don´t tell jokes to an empty audience...
reasonable, huh?
i think so...


...so, if you want to hear the joke of a lifetime, i introduce you ::rolling drums::

...BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB-DAWNG!!!



*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap *clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*

[ahmed]

lol :P :P.. well he looks funny indeed.. :P.. i was gonna post a pic of his making a monkey face but i lost it :(...

[upuaut]

I am bouncing with anticipation bdawg.. do yo thang..

::bouncy::bouncy::bouncy::bouncy::bouncy::bouncy:: bouncy::

[Guig0]

i´m sure i´ve seen he lurking in this post on who´s online... iwonder why he doesn´t played his roll...:-\


...i think he got shy...:sure:

[thoriphes]

um...

[fez]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
thats funny guigo. you really are a great guy

psst...thats was a cover up. i need you to teach me how to write...invisible messages.

[sheep]

i just sh*t my pants

[Alex]

haha lol=)

[Aislin]

*repeats thor's post*

[reverendflash]

click here (http://www.linux-sec.net/Mail/spam.sounds/spam-spam-song.wav)

:bandit:

Revhttp://www.aulman.com/rev.gif

[andr.in]

wanna hear a joke...

ROFLMAO! Nice spamsong... :P :P :P

[Kitiara]

So far I am disappointed. B_Dawg has yet to make me laugh on this thread. I reckon that I am the better comedian. :)

So I went into a pub the other day, and I saw a guy chatting up a cheetah. I thought 'he's trying to pull a fast one.'

Boom boom.

[sykes]

hehehhehe rev, that was funny! :) it reminded me of that scene in Being John Malkovich, you know when Malkovich goes through the portal to his own self, and everyone has his head, including the women and they're all speaking 'Malkovich', that was funny wasn't it?

Huh?

Well?

Don't you think?

Hello?

HELLO?






:: frogs croak, tumbleweed flies past ::


the silence of the kirupans speaks volumes...


well i thought it was funny. :P

[[Legoman]]

"Malkovich Malkovich."
"Malkovich?"
"MALKOVICH !!!"

We have a tiny door in the Physics department of Uni that bears the sign:

Room 357.
Dr. J. Malkovich.

[Guig0]

WHERE ART THOU
B-DANDY ???
:q: :q: :q: :q: :q: :q: :q: :q: :q: :q:

[Guig0]

WHERE ART THOU
B-DANDY ???
:q: :q: :q: :q: :q: :q: :q: :q: :q: :q:

[Guig0]

Originally posted by Guig0
WHERE ART THOU
B-DANDY ???
:q: :q: :q: :q: :q: :q: :q: :q: :q: :q:

[thoriphes]

...alright quit spamming. this thread is headed nowhere.

[andr.in]

Originally posted by thoriphes
...alright quit spamming. this thread is headed nowhere.
Hey! I live there!

[Guig0]

you do?? me too :P :P

[Guig0]

Originally posted by Guig0
WHERE ART THOU
B-DANDY ???
:q: :q: :q: :q: :q: :q: :q: :q: :q: :q:

[sheep]

*ahem*


....So a guy decides that he needs to get away from his hectic life in the city and rents a cabin in the middle of the Rocky Mountains to contimplate his life. On his 3rd day a bizarre looking Mountain Man comes walking up the path to his cabin wearing overalls, some sort of pelt for a hat and sporting less than 4 teeth.

"...Can I help you?" the cityslicker asks.

"Sure gets lonely up here, dont it?" he replies

"Yes,..yes it does get kindof lonely"

"I live a couple of bridges over yonder and I just wanted to invite you to a Mountain Party I am throwin' tonight." the mountain man states with a smile.

Not wanting to sound rude, the guy replies "Oh, .. well I dont really know what a mountain party is...."

"Oh, a Mountain part aint nothing but a just a bunch of dancin' and drinkin' and fightin' and f*ckin"

The guy says "Oh... Well you know, I might be interested in that. Can I bring anything?"

The Mountain Man says "No no.. Just bring yourself."

"And what does on wear to a Mountain Party?"

And the Mountain Man says "Hell-just wear whatever you want. Aint gunna be but you and me."

[Guig0]

thats good sheep, really is, but nothing compared to the jokes that b-dandy usually tell ;) :P

[[Legoman]]

A blind guy enters a bar and finds his way to a barstool.
After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the
blind man hollers to the bartender, "Buddy, wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately becomes silent. In a deep, husky voice,
the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should
know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and
I'm a 6 foot 200 pound blonde with a black belt in Jeet Kun Do.
What's more, the bloke sitting next to me is blonde and he's a heavyweight
boxer.
The woman to your right is a blonde, and she's a pro wrestler.
Think about it seriously, mister. D'ya still wanna tell that blonde joke?"

The blind guy says, "Ach, no...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."



where is B-Dawg to save us from this mediocrity??

[ahmed]

thats lame b-dawg... :-\

[Soul]

Hehehe :P

[Guig0]

good joke lego, really is, but nothing compared to the jokes that b-dandy usually tell ;) :P

[sykes]

During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining table. :beam:

"Doctor," she replied shyly, "I just can't undress in front of you." :blush:

"All right," he said, "I'll flick off the lights. You undress and tell me when you're through." :whistle:

In a few moments, her voice rang out in the darkness: "Doctor, I've undressed. What shall I do with my clothes?" :sure:

"Put them on the chair, on top of mine." ;)

[Guig0]

LOL :P

good one yikes ;) , but nothing compared to the jokes that b-dandy usually tell ;) :P

[sykes]

What did the banana say to the vibrator?

"Why are you shaking? She's gonna eat me!"

[thoriphes]

Originally posted by sykes
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining table. :beam:

"Doctor," she replied shyly, "I just can't undress in front of you." :blush:

"All right," he said, "I'll flick off the lights. You undress and tell me when you're through." :whistle:

In a few moments, her voice rang out in the darkness: "Doctor, I've undressed. What shall I do with my clothes?" :sure:

"Put them on the chair, on top of mine." ;)

hahaha.