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elya
March 15th, 2005, 06:18 AM
Three Microsoft engineers and three Apple employees are traveling by train to a computer conference. At the station, the three Microsoft engineers each buy tickets and watch as the three Apple employees buy only a single ticket.

"How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks a Microsoft engineer.

"Watch and you'll see," answers the Apple employee.

They all board the train. The Microsoft engineers take their respective seats, but all three Apple employees cram into a restroom and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, "Ticket, please."

The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes the ticket and moves on.

The Microsoft engineers saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the Microsoft engineers decide to do the same on the return trip and save some money.

When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Apple employees don't buy any ticket, at all.

"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" asks one perplexed Microsoft engineer.

"Watch and you'll see," answers an Apple employee.

When they board the train the three Microsoft engineers cram into a restroom and the three Apple employees cram into another one nearby. The train departs.

Shortly afterward, one of the Apple employees leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the Microsoft engineers are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please..."


:P

B3NKobe
March 15th, 2005, 06:33 AM
:lol::lol: -- hahahahaha apple always one step up arnt they!! Nice joke man...

ya3
March 15th, 2005, 06:38 AM
Not so closely related to Apple or MS, but funny nonetheless :)

[uber]
March 15th, 2005, 07:24 AM
hhahaahaaaaa obvious;y this was a geeeked up version.. but cool

eilsoe
March 15th, 2005, 07:51 AM
:lol:

gonzales
March 15th, 2005, 10:31 AM
Not so closely related to Apple or MS, but funny nonetheless :)

well microsoft does have a tendency to "borrow" ideas from apple...

Butters
March 15th, 2005, 10:51 AM
Hahaha :lol:

Seb Hughes
March 15th, 2005, 10:53 AM
Lmfao....lol see apple are smart...Stupid Microsoft

Seb Hughes
March 15th, 2005, 10:58 AM
Wouldnt The same joke work for Coke and Pepsi

foodpk
March 15th, 2005, 11:27 AM
Microsoft 0wnz your arse.

natronp
March 15th, 2005, 11:30 AM
i'm gonna use this joke with democrats vs. republicans!

Cobol
March 15th, 2005, 11:32 AM
Should have been Canada vs U.S.A seen that on another forum. But still its a good one

G
March 15th, 2005, 12:53 PM
nice joke :)

krnmikel
March 15th, 2005, 01:17 PM
LOL, awesome joke.ahahahahah.

thoriphes
March 15th, 2005, 02:45 PM
i still don't see what this has to do with microsoft and apple.

Seb Hughes
March 15th, 2005, 02:58 PM
Person above u have to be ****ting me if you dont get the joke :)

kirupa
March 15th, 2005, 04:14 PM
i still don't see what this has to do with microsoft and apple.
I heard the Intel vs. AMD version of this exact same joke....then the Ford vs. Chevy.....then the XBOX vs. PS2...

It's funny the first few times, but after a few years it gets kinda dull :P

andr.in
March 15th, 2005, 04:16 PM
lmao that's hilarious... :P they could've been just 2 bunches of doods ;)

Seb Hughes
March 15th, 2005, 04:25 PM
Stupid Microsoft now wonder the SP2 Is ****

elya
March 15th, 2005, 04:49 PM
I heard the Intel vs. AMD version of this exact same joke....then the Ford vs. Chevy.....then the XBOX vs. PS2...

It's funny the first few times, but after a few years it gets kinda dull :P

more, i heard it between americans and british as well. You can fit this joke at any two group of people you like

Mik3
March 15th, 2005, 09:19 PM
ROFL

deletedUser459
March 15th, 2005, 09:24 PM
i don't think that quote was neccesary, but yeah, funny

Mik3
March 15th, 2005, 09:56 PM
i don't think that quote was neccesary, but yeah, funny

Not my fault I always press reply and it automatically does it.

sameerzs
March 16th, 2005, 12:44 AM
good one :)

kaotic
March 16th, 2005, 01:17 AM
I heard the Intel vs. AMD version of this exact same joke....then the Ford vs. Chevy.....then the XBOX vs. PS2...

It's funny the first few times, but after a few years it gets kinda dull :P

ouch elya, you got the OFN card pulled on you
lol

amitgeorge
March 16th, 2005, 03:16 AM
:lol:

gengar_cm
March 16th, 2005, 12:27 PM
eheheeeahaaaa.... it was fun