lostinbeta
March 1st, 2003, 11:48 PM
My girlfriend just sent me this in an e-mail, being as I personally never saw it posted here on the forum and I thought it was hilarious, I figured I would share :)
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It is with heavy heart that I must pass on the
following news. Please join me in remembering a
great icon of the entertainment community. The
Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast
infection and complications from repeated pokes in
the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a
lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned
out to pay their respects, including
Mrs.Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California
Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and
Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with
flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and
lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew
how much he was kneaded.
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his
later life was filled with turnovers. He was not
considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his
dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little
flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was
considered a roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two
children, John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had
one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly
father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes
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It is with heavy heart that I must pass on the
following news. Please join me in remembering a
great icon of the entertainment community. The
Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast
infection and complications from repeated pokes in
the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a
lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned
out to pay their respects, including
Mrs.Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California
Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and
Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with
flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and
lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew
how much he was kneaded.
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his
later life was filled with turnovers. He was not
considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his
dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little
flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was
considered a roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two
children, John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had
one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly
father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes
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