Simpsons rule

[Aislin]

"Hmm, your ideas are intriguing to me, I wish to subscribe to your newsletter."
-Homer

"I lost my map."
"You haven't been issued a map yet.
-Homer
-Smithers

[Makaveli]

http://mindscraps.com/s/otn/other/11doh.gif
we all know simpsons rule.....you are stating an obvious fact which makes you an obvious-fact stater. from now on you shall be referred to as obvious-fact stater

so obvious-fact stater, how is your day? did you get any head today obvious-fact stater? :x did you get much homework obvious-fact stater? how long is my left arm obvious-fact stater?

:P :P i'm kidding aislin......but i think I should be your leader, not sen......

*abducts sen and drops body in river drowning him*

don't you know i'm sen's DADDY
http://www.rocketsky.net/~mysmilies/contrib/ruinkai/spanka.gif lmfao....kidding sen....cheer up....

[vts31]

homer: "boy, I know u wanted to see that movie, but when i was a kid i really wanted a catchers mit, and my dad wouldnt get it for me. So i held my breath untill i passed out and banged my head on the coffee table, the doctors thought i might have brain damage..."

bart: "er...dad, whats the point of this story?"

homer(while smiling): "I like stories"


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homer(while drinking a beer): Oh lisa, you and your lies: Bart's a vampire, beer kills brain cells, now...lets go back to that place..................where..TV and......bed..................is.

[DDD]

This is my favorite simpsons quote of all time:

Marge: Homer!!!! you licking frogs.

Homer: I'm not , not licking frogs.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA........that cracks me up everytime I think about it.

[Makaveli]

3d yea and his eyes go huge.....same ep as:

HELP US JEEBUS!!! - Homer

[DDD]

Or when Homer was like:

"If you are up there......Help me Superman!"

[senocular]

Ah! simpsons quotes! Yay!

Grandpa simpson: "AH UH, the metric system is the tool of the devil. My car gets forty rods to the hogshead and thats the way I likes it."
:)


...and Makaveli.... :scream:!!

;)

[Makaveli]

or how about

*all from homer*

"I hope you learned your lesson, Lisa. Never help anyone."

"Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!"

"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen."

"Trying is the first step towards failure."

"I know what you're saying, Bart. When I was young, I wanted an electric football machine more than anything else in the world, and my parents bought it for me, and it was the happiest day of my life. Well, goodnight."

and my ALL TIME FAV, i can't believe nooone mentioned it yet

Doh! http://mindscraps.com/s/otn/other/11doh.gif

all these are from Homer.....he is my role model....seriously

[senocular]

Groundskeeper willie is mine :)

"There's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman!"

"I've been wreslin' wolves since you been suckin' ya motha's teet"

... though Ralph is great too!

"And my doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose-bleeds if I kept my finger out of there."

"Me fail English? That's unpossible!"

"Ms. Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulder."

[Makaveli]

they should put GW Bush on simpsons

his quote could be

"They Misunderestimated me" or

"Teach a child to read and he or her will pass a literacy test"

:bad: Dam Maj.....made me spit out carrots.....now how can i act like a rabbit without carrots!!!!!

[morse]

ou est pom? regarde il [footer]

[ahmed]

i love proffisor frink :geek: :geek: :P.. cant remember any quotes right now though :(

[senocular]

Originally posted by morse
ou est pom? regarde il [footer]

non, avatar. oui?

[reverendflash]

sen:

congrats on being annointed by the bigK...

you deserve it..

Revhttp://www.aulman.com/rev.gif

[senocular]

thanks, I couldnt have done it without you!
well maybe, but less likely!


:) and I got your back in anyone tries to throw you to the curb ;) I gots powers now and aint afeared to use em! :hires a monkey to sit at my desk and do all the work:

[reverendflash]

thanks big guy

:lets sen "take the point":

I'll have you know I have not been "curbed" since that nasty incident in Las Vegas during Comdex '92, but one never knows... I am going out later on tonite...

:whistle: :whistle: :whistle:

:beam: :beam:

Revhttp://www.aulman.com/rev.gif

[Makaveli]

wowwww, ur a mod!! remember we made those plans to take over Kirupaville once you were.....in?? ;) remember? ;) *wink wink*

edit by Mak pretending to be sen: no i don't ;) sssh, keep it on the low
edit by Mak: yes you do
edit by Mak pretending to be sen: MAK!! STFU b4 i ban yo raggety *****!!

:-\ ok sen, have it your way, i didn't think you would be like this!
i'm going to :phil: and complain .......or :flower: or :ub:

edit by Mak pretending to be sen: tell them what? you want to take over Kirupaville?

*Mak slinks into shadows...*

[Aislin]

I'm getting better at being better.
Oh yeah.

My threads are kickass nowadays cause people know me.

Or I just start good threads.

How about...

Wiggum: "How're we gonna get out of this hole!?"
Homer: "I know, let's dig our way out!"
*digging*
Wiggum: "No, no, dig <i>up</i>, stupid."

[senocular]

mak: I have my :eye: on you! ;)

Aislin: yeah you're doing my proud! :beam: - cant go wrong with a simpsons thread

Homer: "Alright Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer."



Btw mak, Im doing a little thing on isometic junk in flash over in the FMX forum, so that can actually be easily assimilated into the kirupaville project.... once I do it at least :) Ill work on that now.

[Makaveli]

and your telling me this why...? lol :P :whistle: you should be eilsoe and playa and those guys who actually MADE their own pixel blocks ;)

ssh, i know what your saing, once Kirupaville is created, you give me the go ahead to enter through your BACKDOOR and TAKEOVER

BWHAHAHAHAHHA

[Makaveli]

hmm..something looks wrong....and no its not your butt aislin nor is it your armpits... ;) something MUCH worse.....

http://www.myvidtodvd.com/mysmilies/contrib/dvv/sconf.gif AH HOLY CRAP!!! in the above post i accidently put the small text large and large text SMALL!!!!
http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/contrib/ruinkai/rolleyea.gif hope noone notices =)

[morse]

LOL I crack up watching you talk to yourself...

Sen: "non, avatar. oui?" I dont remember, does he still have the footer with Homer and the gun?

[ahmed]

that footer kicked as<!--- hehe.. i wont use this thingie again, just wanted to try it out.. : ) -->s, really..

[senocular]

ooo I dont think Ive seen it! or maybe I have but just dont remember, I dont think so though. I know the homer avatar is still there ;)

[kirupa]

Ralph: "It tastes like burning"

I like Ralph - I think he is one of the more interesting characters on the show. The best part is when he runs around barking like a dog while the Simpsons take lisa to the science fair (the episode where bart and ralph sneak into a run-down building or something).

Cheers!
Kirupa :ninja:

[andr.in]

The Simpsons is da best!!!
I like
"HELLO! OPERATOR, GIMME THE NUMBER FOR 911!"
and
"English- pffff, who needs that, I'll never go to England!" <--- or something like that!

:P

[morse]

pom footer:

[Aislin]

ralph may be different, but it's obvious that homer is the funniest. Or at least is meant to be that, if some don't agree.

[ahmed]

grandpa's pretty funny too...:chinaman:

[Aislin]

*potatos dancing*
"You must cease this unlawful imitation!"
*bullies stamp on potatos*

[Makaveli]

"press any key to continue
Homer: where is the any key?"

http://smilies.crowd9.com/otn/funny/dark1.gif

[reverendflash]

Simpson's did it!Simpson's did it!Simpson's did it!Simpson's did it! Simpson's did it! Simpson's did it! Simpson's did it! Simpson's did it! Simpson's did it!
Simpson's did it! ...

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[Law]

"I wash myself with a rag on a stick"
Bart imagining himself in the future as morbidly obese. cracks me up every time.