One Word Story

[__FLATLINE__]

I saw this on quite some forums throughout the internet and thought it was pretty funny. If anyone here is against this because of spam issues, then one of the mods is welcomed to delete this thread.

Alright then, lets begin:
Every one may post only ONE WORD per post and he mustn't post two posts or more in a row.

The story begins:

Whenever

[Soul]

George

[Jubba]

looks

[kirupa]

toward

[SureShot]

the

[__FLATLINE__]

huge

[Jubba]

sun

[kirupa]

which

[Soul]

is

[kirupa]

not

[Alex]

yellow

[kirupa]

he

[Alex]

screams:crazy:

[Jubba]

like

[Alex]

a:flower:

[SureShot]

child

[Guig0]

and

[Alex]

cryes

[Guig0]

but

[pom]

there

damn you guig0, you were faster :P

[kirupa]

was

[Guig0]

he



LOL...sorry ilyas ;)

[Guig0]

all




comeon ppl! :bad:

[Alex]

::::writers block::::

[pom]

?? What does this mean?
"but there was he all"? :P :P

[Alex]

thats whats confusing me:tie:

[Guig0]

alone

[pom]

OK, so "there he was all alone"

waiting

[Guig0]

for

[Soul]

someone

[Guig0]

to

[pom]

trout-slap

[Soul]

his

[Alex]

face

[pom]

. Every

"face" was a bit disappointing :bad:

[Alex]

time

[pom]

this

[Alex]

happens

[Soul]

. Yesterday

[Alex]

morning

[kirupa]

ilyas

[Alex]

was

[Guig0]

astonished

[Soul]

when

[Alex]

his

[Guig0]

skirt

[Soul]

suddenly

[Guig0]

revealed

[novatake]

hair

[Soul]

(ewww) :P

growing

[Guig0]

beneath

[pom]

his

( :angry: )

[Guig0]

toe

[pom]

. Unfortunately

[novatake]

scared

[Guig0]

phil

[novatake]

cried

[telekinesis]

HELP!

[pom]

He

[kirupa]

started

[Soul]

plucking (:P)

[novatake]

to

[kirupa]

the

[Guig0]

super

[novatake]

tune

[kirupa]

of

[novatake]

Queen

[pom]

which

[Soul]

hypnotised

[eilsoe]

the


*oh.. what fun!*

[novatake]

mind

[kirupa]

of

[pom]

this

[novatake]

phil

[pom]

. Little

[kirupa]

did

[pom]

he

oh my god, that's a triple crosspost!!

[novatake]

he

[eilsoe]

repeat

[novatake]

himself

[pom]

or

[novatake]

others

[pom]

or

( :evil: )

[novatake]

current

[eilsoe]

nipple

[novatake]

extensions

[Soul]

. Soul

*People slow down! Too many repeat posts!*

[eilsoe]

fell

[novatake]

out

[Guig0]

of



huh?

[Alex]

the

[novatake]

sky

*double post/*

[pom]

pants

revenge!!

[Guig0]

showing

[novatake]

that

[pom]

he

how about 2 words

[novatake]

couldnt

[Soul]

go

*I agree... two words everyone?*

[novatake]

without one

[Alex]

anywhere

[pom]

*argh!!*

He couldn't go anywhere without one bag in

[novatake]

*forget it, too many crossposts :P * pom

*triple crosspost*

[novatake]

. Anyway

[Kitiara]

Kitiara

I think we need a new sentence boys.... :)

[novatake]

was shopping

[Alex]

for shoes

[novatake]

in schuh

[pom]

as always

[novatake]

she forgot

[Alex]

to put

[novatake]

her cashcard and

[Soul]

her wig :P

[novatake]

in her

[Kitiara]

for Soul

;)

[pom]

. The poor

[novatake]

young lass

*last post cya guys*

[Alex]

did not

[Soul]

*very cleva kit ;)*

[Soul]

love Soul

[Alex]

because

[Soul]

although he

[pom]

was extremely

gotta go :(

[eilsoe]

weird looking


*I was here first Soul :P*

[Soul]

devilishly handsome :beam:

[Alex]

and smelly,


:sure:
*sorry about that, i had to*lol

[kirupa]

he

[Alex]

was

[Guig0]

a bit creepy

[kirupa]

though,

[Alex]

*glad to be apart of spam fest 03*:trout: :P

[eilsoe]

*back on trail*


because

[Alex]

of this

[Soul]

huge (:P)

[Alex]

a case of beer

[eilsoe]

and got wasted

[ahmed]

. kirupa

[eilsoe]

got wasted too

[ahmed]

but

[Kitiara]

see the

[Soul]

difference

[ahmed]

in the way

[Guig0]

eilsoe walks

[ahmed]

, he walks

[Soul]

like a crab

[ahmed]

who's been hit

[Soul]

with a large wet

[Guig0]

with a stick in his

[ahmed]

Originally posted by Soul
with a large wet
trout? :P

[mdipi]

Finally

[ahmed]

mdipi

[Soul]

grabbed his spade

[Guig0]

and trusted it on

[eilsoe]

some bozo

[Soul]

who sold it

[thoriphes]

named phil

[Guig0]

and thoriphes came in

[eilsoe]

waving a white flag

[Guig0]

but he got

[Soul]

400 Posts Yay! :beam:


This is getting boring and total spamathon lol

- Soul :goatee:

[andr.in]

lol! Thoriphes hasn't got 400 posts yet! ;)

trout-slapped

-would be the word!

oh and btw. congrs on your 400 posts soul! =)

[Soul]

Thanks Syko, I still don't feel part of the Kirupa-family yet. Theres a group of ya who are close. I'll get there eventually :beam: When I get flash I'll be able to post more and learn more...

- Soul :goatee:

[Guig0]

off course you are part of the big :ub:-family! :P

you don´t need flash to that ;)

[Soul]

:blush:

[andr.in]

Originally posted by Soul
I still don't feel part of the Kirupa-family yet.
me neither!
;)

[Alex]

me neither:-\

[Guig0]

Originally posted by Syko
me neither!
;)
You know you do... both of you!

needing some tendernes? huh?

:P

[mdipi]

ok i am picking up from and he got:
<hr>
struck by lightning

[Guig0]

Kirupaville story
George looks toward the huge sun wich is not yellow, he screams like a child and cries, but, there was he, all alone... waiting... for someone trout slap his face.
every time this happens.
yesterday ilyas was astonished when his skirt suddenly revealed hair growing beneath his toe.
Unfortunately, phil cried - HELP! - he started plucking super tune of queen wich hypnotized the mind of this phil. Little did he repeat himself, or others, or current nipple extensions.
Soul fell out of sky pants, showing that he couldn´t go without one anywhere.
Anyway, Kitiara was shopping for shoes, in such as always, she forgot to put her cashcard and her wig in her for soul.
The poor young lass did not love soul because, although he was extremely weird looking, devilishly handsome and smelly, he was a bit creepy though, because this huge case of beer, and got wasted.
Kirupa got wasted too, but, see the difference in the way eilsoe walks like a crab, who´s been hit with a large wet stick in his...
Finally mdidi grabbed his spade and trusted it on some bozo who sold it named phil, and thoriphes came in waving a white flag but he got trout-slapped.
And kit and Guig0 lived happily ever after. TOGETHER ;)

[Soul]

Haha! I was gonna do that Guig0, but frankly I couldn't be bothered. Its pretty funny for a days work :beam:

Oh and Kit would never have lived with you happily ever after, she would have lived with me. She even looks after my wig, right Kit? :bounce:

- Soul :goatee:

[eilsoe]

she's MY bodyguard ;)

[Soul]

That may be true, but she doesn't love you because your a sissy and you need a bodyguard! :P

- Soul :goatee:

[Guig0]

and all that implies ;)


HA! :P

[__FLATLINE__]

Hey Guig0, we need to fix up the story a little bit. There are sentences that don't make sense (grammarly) and could be fixed by some minor words swaping (due to double and triple posts).

I'm too tired to do it myself now and I'm gonna gotoAndPlay("sleep"); so anyone minds doing it instead? :bounce:

[Kitiara]

You're all mad as cut snakes. The lot of you. :)

Since no-one can make up their minds, I've decided that everyone can have their own Kit cyborg. Come on out ladies...

:cyborg: :cyborg: :cyborg: :cyborg: :cyborg: :cyborg:

That should be enough for everyone! :)

[Soul]

Can I have two please?

- Soul :goatee:

[Guig0]

I don´t want a cloned cyborg.... i want the real deal ;)

The FIRST KITY CYBORG :P





plz??

[Soul]

Don't be greedy Guig0

- Soul :goatee:

[novatake]

funny story it was makin sense till the last bit lol u think ull have more than that seen as its like 12 pages of posts lol