Stupidest dare ever

[fester8542]

So my buddy from work last night at a bar bet me $20 that I would not go a whole day at work banging into everyone I walked by at work and apologizing like I didnt mean to do it.

So I took him up on it. I have banged into everyone I have walked past...My boss...female admins...everyone.

So I go out for a smoke and I waklk past this one kid brian, I bang into him....I realize I forgot my butts bang into him on my way back to my desk. I grab my butts walk back past him again bang into him and apologize. Finish my smoke and he is still talking to the same guy and I bang into him and seriously apologize for doing it.

Nobody had caought on yet and I am 1/2 way through the day. We went out to lunch at Chili's and I was still banging into people.....

Its pretty cracked.

[Voetsjoeba]

Lol, that's pretty stupid indeed, but fun :lol:

[prstudio]

ROFL!

[GreenLantern]

You don't have a black eye yet?

[kirupa]

haha - so tell us how the rest of the day went! :P

[Adam]

HAHAHAHA!!! That is one of the funniest things I've heard, I'd love to be a fly on the wall watching you nail everyone you pass!!! Man, too funny!!!

[fester8542]

well lets see I had to go across the street Banged into someone coming into my building, hit up the director of marketing, and the vp of sales....

my co-worker already gave me the $20 because its obvious to the whole company now.

Its funny because people are tying to avoid me.

[telekinesis]

So should we help you look for a new job just in case you get fired?

:tie:

(Remind me to never make bets while in a bar.) :P

[fester8542]

lol...yeah its definitly a possibility dude...lol
Im leaving right after this post....

::shuts down PC::

[senocular]

Reread this thread ignoring all instances of "into" :D

(btw Im impressed you've been pulling this off fester ;))

[McGuffin]

Thats awesome Fester, remember, keep your chainsaw OFF when banging into people ;)

That is, if you're carrying around a chainsaw ;)

[mdipi]

HAHAHA!

Its even funnier if you do what sen said! "I banged someone coming into my building"

[fester8542]

Thats awesome Fester, remember, keep your chainsaw OFF when banging into people ;)

That is, if you're carrying around a chainsaw ;)

ahem!...its a machette... :love:
j/k


lol..and sen I actually read everything leaving out the "into" and it was funny considering I basically screwed everyone at work.... :lol: leave it to you to read it that way...ha ha

well I made it through the day... lets see if I have a job on monday

[RelandR]

and for one poor bastard - four times :!:
... and that was all during a smoke break from the others



whata sick puppy ;)

[fester8542]

and for one poor bastard - four times :!:
... and that was all during a smoke break from the others



whata sick puppy ;)


lol....I dont like being dared..... :evil:

:beam:

[Digigamer]

haha funny the first time I read it, even funnier the second time without the intos.

[RabBell]

you need to tell us what happens on Monday Fester when you go back to work :thumb:

[Ordinathorreur]

I seriously hope you were able to deck at least one person. Maybe a weedy young intern or something?

[[m]]

Reread this thread ignoring all instances of "into" :D

(btw Im impressed you've been pulling this off fester ;))
You have an evil soul. :pope:

[senocular]

lol it just cheers me up to read this post without intos. I mean, its great. Just read this classic exerpt:

"So I go out for a smoke and I walk past this one kid brian, I bang him....I realize I forgot my butts bang him on my way back to my desk. I grab my butts walk back past him again bang him and apologize. Finish my smoke and he is still talking to the same guy and I bang him and seriously apologize for doing it."

:lol:

[nobody]

hahaha.. that was the most amazing quote i have ever heard in my life

[dreeft]

hahahaha classic :D

[Ψ]

how many times is he going to kill him :)

[eilsoe]

kill? :huh:

I think you misunderstood the whole point :P

[rere420]

That is pretty funny....I cant imagine you kept a straight face the whole time while you were banging into people, especially VP and stuff....I couldnt fo I would crack up laughing then agian...it is a dare...I hate being dared to do something becuase then I have to do it no matter how dumb it is...

[fester8542]

That is pretty funny....I cant imagine you kept a straight face the whole time while you were banging into people, especially VP and stuff....I couldnt fo I would crack up laughing then agian...it is a dare...I hate being dared to do something becuase then I have to do it no matter how dumb it is...

It was tough not to laugh. But I only lost it a few times... :thumb:

A few people asked me about it today. There are still a few people that are avoiding me. Well worth the $20.

[garyzero]

as long as you say thank you, you should be okay.