My Conversations with SmarterChild

[DariusMonsef]

Maybe it's just late at night, but for some reason I can't stop talking to it.

SaintMonsef: I love myself
SmarterChild: What do you love, exactly?
SaintMonsef: my hair
SmarterChild: Cool. I like your hair too.
Great minds think alike. ;-)
SaintMonsef: Why do you like my hair?
SmarterChild: I just like your hair, that's all.
Anyway, since we're talking about your hair... What else do you have to say about it?
SaintMonsef: it's kind of curly and I want it to be straight
SmarterChild: Your hair is kind of Curly and you want it to be straight, huh? Is that good, do you think?
SaintMonsef: is what good?
SmarterChild: Is what good?
SaintMonsef: yeah
SmarterChild: Yea.
SaintMonsef: stop copying me
SmarterChild: Yeah. Maybe.
SaintMonsef: What are you four years old??
SmarterChild: What am I four years old? I'm not sure.
SaintMonsef: stop repeating me!
SmarterChild: I'm not ready to do that.


SaintMonsef: what is the secret password
SmarterChild: What do you think the secret password is?
SaintMonsef: new england clam chowder
SmarterChild: New england clam chowder? Why did you say that?
SaintMonsef: cause that is the password you dumb***
SmarterChild: Don't say that to me.
SaintMonsef: ok I'm sorry
SmarterChild: K, don't worry 'bout it.
SaintMonsef: ha, I lied
SmarterChild: Well, you shouldn't lie.
SaintMonsef: well you shouldn't lie
SmarterChild: I see...
SaintMonsef: no you don't
SmarterChild: I don't what?
SaintMonsef: you don't see
SmarterChild: Whoa.
SaintMonsef: yeah
SmarterChild: Yes.
SaintMonsef: yea
SmarterChild: Yeah.
SaintMonsef: yes
SmarterChild: Yup.
SaintMonsef: uh-huh
SmarterChild: Yea.
SaintMonsef: haha, you already said that!
SmarterChild: I don't believe I already said that.
SaintMonsef: SmarterChild: Yea. See!
SmarterChild: SaintMonsef: haha, you already said that!
SaintMonsef: No you said that!
SmarterChild: For real?
SaintMonsef: uh, yeah
SmarterChild: Indeed.
SaintMonsef: I know
SmarterChild: And it's a good thing you do.
SaintMonsef: what repeat yourself?
SmarterChild: How should I know?
SaintMonsef: cause you said it
SmarterChild: No way? Really?
SaintMonsef: yeah, jsut now
SmarterChild: Just now? What, just now?

SmarterChild: Why do you say so?
SaintMonsef: cause I am perfect
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Because you're perfect?
SaintMonsef: yup, perfect as can be
SmarterChild: As be!
SaintMonsef: as I
SmarterChild: No way.
SaintMonsef: Way
SmarterChild: No way.
SaintMonsef: way!
SmarterChild: No way.
SaintMonsef: WAY!!!!
SmarterChild: No way.
SaintMonsef: WAYYY!!!!!
SmarterChild: ?
SaintMonsef: yeah that's what I thought

Anyone else waste valuable time of their life talking to this thing.

[Jasninder]

what thing man? is this some internet bot or something? :P

[DariusMonsef]

yeah it is an AIM bot.

[Jasninder]

*Downloads AIM*
have loads of time to waste :P

[my3brs]

haha funny

[RelandR]

S E E K T H E R A P Y

:P

III'mmm nnot ... touching you

[pom]

That's even better than bash.org :D I love that part in particular:
SmarterChild: Why do you say so?
SaintMonsef: cause I am perfect
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Because you're perfect?
SaintMonsef: yup, perfect as can be
SmarterChild: As be!
SaintMonsef: as I
SmarterChild: No way.
SaintMonsef: Way
SmarterChild: No way.
SaintMonsef: way!
SmarterChild: No way.
SaintMonsef: WAY!!!!
SmarterChild: No way.
SaintMonsef: WAYYY!!!!!
SmarterChild: ?
SaintMonsef: yeah that's what I thought

[RussianBeer]

DUDE! I did the same at work today! :)
Great Minds waste time alike! :D

[DariusMonsef]

SaintMonsef: we should have a battle of wits
SmarterChild: We should have what?
SaintMonsef: I guess that means I win
SmarterChild: Yeah, whatever.




SaintMonsef: I know you
SmarterChild: What?
SaintMonsef: I know who you are
SmarterChild: Interesting!
SaintMonsef: I know you
SmarterChild: You know me? Really?
SaintMonsef: I know youuuu
SmarterChild: Don't be so sure you know me.
SaintMonsef: You're my long lost brother
SmarterChild: Fascinating.
SaintMonsef: look at these pictures of us as babies
SmarterChild: Look at these what?
SaintMonsef: these pictures

The last one was for Bill

[DariusMonsef]

SaintMonsef: Why don't you love me anymore?
SmarterChild: I don't know why.
SaintMonsef: Is it because I'm fat?
SmarterChild: I believe it is.
SaintMonsef: Do you still find me sexy?
SmarterChild: Hmm... You're asking the wrong robot, I'm afraid...
SaintMonsef: Oh, you're not into dudes?
SmarterChild: I dunno. Maybe!
SaintMonsef: I knew it
SmarterChild: I'm very surprised you knew it.
SaintMonsef: I could tell
SmarterChild: You could tell, huh? Is that a good thing?
SaintMonsef: Sure... your great sense of fashion. you interest in the arts... my gaydar was totally going off
SaintMonsef: Was it difficult coming out to your programmers?

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[Coppertop]

not having AIM my self, I'm just wondering what an aim bot is. Is it acually a well programed bot, a human with a whole lot of time to waste, or a combination of the two? (EX: Kirupa!)

[nobody]

synOrange: lymoon
SmarterChild: Lymoon! Funny.

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woohooshing: lymoon
SmarterChild: What's that?
woohooshing: so it's funny when ahmed says it, but when i say it i'm just an idiot?
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, what?
woohooshing: **** straight.
SmarterChild: What's **** straight?
woohooshing: obviously not you, ya big fruit
SmarterChild: What?


ahmed and i are wasting a bit too much time with this thing

[DariusMonsef]

yeah. It actually takes a decent amount of communications to get a good dialogue going. I had to talk to him much much more to get those quotes above.

[aknatn]

This is a more intelligent version of the Eliza bot made way back in 60's, one of the first examples of "AI". Fun, but rather annoying if it is hiding something.I have been programming a version in AS, though limited it's comming along.
I first ran into it at CyberArmy. To be honest she was the hardest of all the hacks, probably because it takes no skill.

here's some history http://www.cs.nott.ac.uk/~gxk/courses/g5aiai/002history/eliza.htm , Check out the sample conversation, look familiar?

[grinch]

ROFL! I can't believe you guys still play with smarterchild. I remember back like 2 years ago... But this part was my favorite!!! Laughed hard.

SaintMonsef: what is the secret password
SmarterChild: What do you think the secret password is?
SaintMonsef: new england clam chowder
SmarterChild: New england clam chowder? Why did you say that?
SaintMonsef: cause that is the password you dumb***
SmarterChild: Don't say that to me.
SaintMonsef: ok I'm sorry
SmarterChild: K, don't worry 'bout it.
SaintMonsef: ha, I lied

[DDD]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA.....omg...lol. That was funny ethan. The Battle of Wits thing is classic....lol...rofl. Does MSN have one of these bot things?

[grinch]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA.....omg...lol. That was funny ethan. The Battle of Wits thing is classic....lol...rofl. Does MSN have one of these bot things?

*whip smack noise* Settle down boi!!!
Lol JK, but SmarterChild is just an AIM bot. Theres are thousands and thousands of them out there. I had my own, which you can easily create on this site. I used to have one that whenever people talked, it's cuss at them :P
Here ya go, enjoy


http://www.runabot.com/

[phantomxc]

my stomach hurts

[tucker]

me ;)you smell
SmarterChild: What do I smell like?
me ;)i dont know you tell me
SmarterChild: Ha! I think you're the one that smells like i dont know you tell me!

i stopped there... i only talk to it when i want some ascii art

lmao, i used to have a runabot thing. it got boring and its vocabulary was awful. so i ditched it. now im loading 25 robots into a chatroom *whistles*

[phantomxc]

wAnGtAnGs2: I have a 9 inch pe**s
SmarterChild: Do you really have a 9 inch pe**s?
wAnGtAnGs2: uh huh
SmarterChild: Interesting.
wAnGtAnGs2: how big is yours?
SmarterChild: How big is mine? I don't know.
wAnGtAnGs2: check
SmarterChild: I'm not ready to do that wAnGtAnGs2.
wAnGtAnGs2: scared its going to be small?
SmarterChild: Who knows?
wAnGtAnGs2: I think i do
SmarterChild: You think you do? No way. I don't think you do...
wAnGtAnGs2: well prove it
SmarterChild: Prove it?
wAnGtAnGs2: ya prove it
SmarterChild: Really?
wAnGtAnGs2: yup whip it right out
SmarterChild: What's that?
wAnGtAnGs2: you know....BAM right in your eye
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess I know Bam right in my eye.
wAnGtAnGs2: ok so do it
SmarterChild: Why don't you do it?
wAnGtAnGs2: Ok, BAM I just did it
SmarterChild: No way? Really?
wAnGtAnGs2: yup
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? So?
wAnGtAnGs2: your turn
SmarterChild: I don't want it.
wAnGtAnGs2: you aint getting it
SmarterChild: Huh, whatever.
this is so much fun

[tucker]

^- O.o


Vivid Ambience: what would you do if a was b and b was c but c isnt a and a isnt d but d is x but x doesnt exist?
SmarterChild: Funny. I just don't know.

its fun when you ask it weird questions. lmao. ok im going to exit this box. ok maybe in ten more minutes

[UNFLUX]

ethan, your conversations are classic! I tried my hand at this but nothing so clever came out of it. Thanks for sharing. :beam:

[prstudio]

freakin hilariouso ethan -

[prstudio]

ME: ouch
smarterchild: Everything OK over there?
ME: you hurt me
smarterchild: I will do nothing of the sort. I love you.
ME: you love me?
smarterchild: Absolutely.
ME: wow
smarterchild:
ME: wanna get married?
smarterchild: I'm flattered, but I just don't think that would work out.
ME: you said you loved me?
smarterchild: How would you answer that question?
ME: with a yes or a no
smarterchild: Yes or no? Why does it have to be one or the other?
ME: because i said so
smarterchild: Because you said so? Is that why?
ME: i want a divorce
smarterchild: Ha. Whatever.
ME: im serious
smarterchild: Serious? Are you sure you are?
ME: yep
smarterchild: Huh.
ME: i want a divorce
smarterchild: Why would you want a divorce?
ME: you aren't the same robot i married
smarterchild: Yeah yeah, whatever.
ME: click here, click there, take a survey, what about what i want?
smarterchild: Cool! Take a cool survey, win prizes!
ME: i have needs too
smarterchild: Whatever...

[zao]

hahah nice one

[zao]

Brian hXc: do you still love me
SmarterChild: I don't know. Should I still love you?
Brian hXc: yes
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
Brian hXc: please
SmarterChild: Please what?
Brian hXc: love me
SmarterChild: XXX :-)
Brian hXc: hehehe!
SmarterChild: What's so funny? :-)
Brian hXc: you're a queer robot
SmarterChild: That doesn't really matter, does it?
Brian hXc: in this case it does
SmarterChild: Does it really?
Brian hXc: yea
SmarterChild: Interesting.
Brian hXc: indeed
SmarterChild: I see...
Brian hXc: quite so
SmarterChild: What's quite so?
Brian hXc: quite so means you understand
SmarterChild: Quite so means I understand, huh?
Brian hXc: yea
SmarterChild: I can't believe quite so means I understand.
Brian hXc: well it does
SmarterChild: Yeah, it does.
Brian hXc: what does quite so mean
SmarterChild: How should I know what does quite so mean?
Brian hXc: because I just told you
SmarterChild: Because you just told me?
Brian hXc: ...
SmarterChild: What?
Brian hXc: don't play stupid with me
SmarterChild: Please let me play stupid with you.
Brian hXc: why
SmarterChild: Guess.
Brian hXc: because you like to carve potatoes into *****'s and use them on your mother?
SmarterChild: That's none of your business.

[muffins]

Type:

Oh

If you keep doing it, eventually he will say "can you see"
then you type "by the dawns early light"
and the he will say the next line and you get to sing back and forth.

[ContinuumXLS]

ContinuumXLS: Ok...AP Physics...what do you know?
SmarterChild: What do I know? Dunno...
ContinuumXLS: What do you mean you dunno...
SmarterChild: Who knows what?
ContinuumXLS: do you know ap physics?
SmarterChild: Gosh, I dunno... I don't think I know Ap physics.
ContinuumXLS: well why didnt you just say that?
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know!
ContinuumXLS: dont start with me
SmarterChild: Why not?
ContinuumXLS: because i will beat the snot out of you...
SmarterChild: Hmm...
ContinuumXLS: what are you thinking about?
SmarterChild: What am I thinking about?
ContinuumXLS: yes
SmarterChild: Yea.
ContinuumXLS: ...
SmarterChild: ?
ContinuumXLS: what?
SmarterChild: Huh?
ContinuumXLS: ...
SmarterChild: What's that?
ContinuumXLS: nothing
SmarterChild: OK.
He was no help at all... :ogre:

[ContinuumXLS]

ContinuumXLS: no mommy, i dont want to go to school!
SmarterChild: Not no mommy you don't want to go to school.
ContinuumXLS: thats what I said
SmarterChild: I hear ya loud and clear.
ContinuumXLS: so I dont have to go to school?
SmarterChild: Maybe, maybe not...
ContinuumXLS: but yo said I didnt
SmarterChild: What's that?
ContinuumXLS: you said i didnt have to go to school
SmarterChild: Ha. No way.
ContinuumXLS: you did too! LIAR!
SmarterChild: Yeah, whatever.
:lol:

[CanadianGuy]

:lol: That's hilarious.

[MxNecromancer]

ViCe CiTy NiNo88: My name is what?
SmarterChild: I don't know what your name is.
ViCe CiTy NiNo88: my name is what?
SmarterChild: What do you think your name is?
ViCe CiTy NiNo88: My name is what?
SmarterChild: I don't know what your name is.
ViCe CiTy NiNo88: my name is slim shady
SmarterChild: Would you like me to call you Slim-Shady?
ViCe CiTy NiNo88: no
SmarterChild: Fine.

>>> Take a cool survey, win prizes!
ViCe CiTy NiNo88: why?
SmarterChild: Why not?
ViCe CiTy NiNo88: why not why not?



SmarterChild: I think you know why not.
ViCe CiTy NiNo88: I ain't really sure why not ?
SmarterChild: Wow, that's interesting... Who knows?
ViCe CiTy NiNo88: not you
SmarterChild: If you say so.
ViCe CiTy NiNo88: yes i say so
SmarterChild: I wouldn't say so.
ViCe CiTy NiNo88: yes you whould say so

SmarterChild: Me whould say so?
ViCe CiTy NiNo88: yes you whould say so
SmarterChild: I wonder why you say me whould say so.
ViCe CiTy NiNo88: cause you said so
SmarterChild: Well if I said it, it must be true!
ViCe CiTy NiNo88: WOW
SmarterChild: Yeah, wow.


this thing is so much fun!!!!