Jubba's Nephew

[_2t0_Evenflow]

Hey everyone. :love: I am Jubba's newphew.. Evenflow..:P He told me to post here after I posted the first time on the MX forum.. And to tell you guys to say hi to me! So hi everyone, Ima new flash user. Trying to build a site for my friend, so if you see one of my retarded posts, help me out. When I am better then Jubbs eventually, I will return the favor. :rambo:

-Evenflow

[Makaveli]

oh hey!! welcome!!!!

if ur as fun as jubba .......boy we are gonna have fun, dont get addicted to random..........its a dangerous world here

[Aislin]

I'm Tim, er, Aislin.

Don't trust anyone but me, and remember, I deal Clarity... under the table... yeah.

NOBODY but me! they're all NUTCASES!

[Makaveli]

nutcases you say!!! well who the hell sole his sole to the devil??? huh huh huh??

oh wait that was me wan't it...........ok never mind :trout:

[Aislin]

See? SEE?! I told you! THEY'RE INSANE!!!

Now come with me to my space ship, I have to pick up Santa Claus... I could probably drop you off at Maine and 1st.

[Makaveli]

ah but if you come to my ship you will get beautiful women and lots of money............santa will give you coal if you be bad...........who wants coal??? aislin wants coal

oh yah and i even have EASTER BUNNY!!! and the thanksgiving turkey......so there aislin!!

[senocular]

I dont know what kind of whacky-weed Aislin's been smoking - thats utter NONESENSE. *I* have santa clause in *my* spaceship and there's no way Im letting him out with that creep tonight!

[Aislin]

how dare you?

forty fair-haired virgins await him on MY space ship, AND jesus, AND george washington. AND a Genie to make his wishes come true.

You can't deny jesus! YOU CAN'T!
and don't try and pull the 'god' thing on me mak, I call ALL the gods, including the elephant one!

[lostinbeta]

Welcome Evenflow.


Don't mind us crazy neurotic freaks with no life and a kirupa obsession.


Greater than Jubba :-\ Doubt that, it will take A LOT of work to get that good ;)

Jubbsy has helped me out lots.

[Makaveli]

aislin you got virgins????? hahahah, i got experience PRO's!!!!

and did you know lib is crazieer than all of us combined??? hes just hiding it

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That's not what Jubbs tells me Beta.. About the whole swinging that way thing..

:moustache <- Smooch him, Beta.. You know you want too.. =)

:love: Evenflow

[Aislin]

:love: :love: :love: :love:
I'm posting after LOST! THAT'S SO COOL!

Hey Lost! I wanna grow up and be Lost! Hey! I might even steal your identity like in that matt damon movie!

OH! GUESS WHAT! I started on that shareware thing!

[Aislin]

**** MAK! YOU SCREWED IT UP!
NOW I POSTED AFTER YOU!
AGH!

I'll... I'll... CRASH MY SPACESHIP INTO YOURS I HATE YOU! 1400 different GODs are on MY SIDE!... INSIDE MY SIDE! .... MAKE SENSE OF THAT FOR ME!

[lostinbeta]

And Aislin scares me..... A LOT.


Yep, he really does. He has this crazy obession with me, Electrongeek, and Sykos footer.

[Aislin]

how'd you know about the footer? HOW DID YOU KNOW?!
...fine, I no longer idolize any of you! Sen is my new hero!

[Makaveli]

sry aislin........


Evenflow...........welcome...........sorry thread got so off track....told u they are all loonies....not a single one of them is a toonie.......... (canadian joke) haha:trout:

[lostinbeta]

traitor :scream:


So does Jubbas Nephew have a picture wicture? (don't ask)

[Aislin]

I'm a toonie. Gemini is twins. Plus I'm canadian so I get the joke. HAHahHAhHAhHAHHHAhHAhhHHAHHAHAH!

HAHAahHAHHAHah!

[senocular]

All this craziness!! I... cant... take... it...

http://userpages.umbc.edu/~tmccau1/images/smilies/explode.gif

[Makaveli]

yea well one time i jumped off of an actionscripted bridge sen!!!

luckily..........my input text field saved my life.........the tweens almost killed me

[lostinbeta]

Riiiiiiight.


And I am sure you almost impaled yourself on an XML object, what with all them points and all.

[Makaveli]

xml have joined forces with java and they attacked flash and photoshop!!! it was a battle of immense proportions but luckily i found the RING that binds them all and now i AM LORD OF THE RINGS!!!

[senocular]

Originally posted by Makaveli
xml have joined forces with java and they attacked flash and photoshop!!! it was a battle of immense proportions but luckily i found the RING that binds them all and now i AM LORD OF THE RINGS!!!

lol mak

you're ok in my book ;)

[Aislin]

am I okay? in someones book? anyone wanna check me off here?

[lostinbeta]

LOL!!!

[Makaveli]

as long as your book is a comic book and i'm the hunky hero who saves the beautiful women and lives happily ever after until the next evil villain then i'm happy.........


is it like that??

is it???

[Aislin]

we could work something out mak, dude. No problem, I am certain.

if we change hero to, like, say ... Aislin. And say, beatiful women to say... Katie... then yes.

[Aislin]

Actually, you know what, I changed my mind. Let's do this.

I'll check you off in my book, and you check me off in your book.

[Makaveli]

who is Katie? and who is aislin??? i'm sure i've heard that name before...................its so familiar =)



*sees aislin take out trout nunchuck stolen from lost*

uh oh :run:

oh yea and i don't have a book.....so i can't check you off =( mind giving me a book?? sen? lost? evenflow???

[Aislin]

Katie's just my 'non'-gf. She's kind of weird about the gf thing, I don't know why... But whatever floats her boat!

and we could probably share a book!

[eyeinfinitude]

Welcome to the forum Jubba's nephew!!
&copy; electrongeek

[_2t0_Evenflow]

Roflmao.. You guyz are nuts.. :crazy: And holy bahjesus.. 27 replies already.. Sorry I didn't reply, I was lost in Flash.. :beam: Nice meeting you all.. And yesh Beta, I have a picture. But you have to earn it. :whistle:

-Evenflow

[Aislin]

evenflow is devious!
Oh my god! EARN!

I haven't EARNED anything since yester-week!

[Makaveli]

Good to see that you're blending in quite well with these dorks.

eg......stop calling us dorks.........please.......??

<:}

evenflow, hello again, i welcomed you 3 times..........i'm the nicest..........i swear.......ignore my title....................i'm not crazy...........seriously..........

*taken away in straight jacket and locked in psychiatric room*

[_2t0_Evenflow]

Electronn.. :sure: Love the lil banner.. signature.. Whatever it's called.. I like to be politacly correct.. So it's gonna bother me that I don't know what you flash experts call you're signatures you leave at the bottom.. Hurry up and get you're website back up C:-) I wanna seeeee iiiitttt...

-Evenflow

[lostinbeta]

Well I am not really going to do much to get a guys picture since I don't really swing that way, so Aislin will do something to earn it....lol.

[eyeinfinitude]

Originally posted by Makaveli
eg......stop calling us dorks.........please.......??

<:}

evenflow, hello again, i welcomed you 3 times..........i'm the nicest..........i swear.......ignore my title....................i'm not crazy...........seriously..........

*taken away in straight jacket and locked in psychiatric room*

ok ok I'll stop calling everyone else, but you dorks...hahahaha j/k Mak. :P

[eyeinfinitude]

Originally posted by _2t0_Evenflow
Electronn.. :sure: Love the lil banner.. signature.. Whatever it's called.. I like to be politacly correct.. So it's gonna bother me that I don't know what you flash experts call you're signatures you leave at the bottom.. Hurry up and get you're website back up C:-) I wanna seeeee iiiitttt...

-Evenflow

whoa@!! Slow your row there buddy, I'm in the process of switching hosts so it will be back up really soon. =)

[lostinbeta]

Smootch Jubba? To see your picture?


Ummm...



:sigh:

[Makaveli]

GOOD GOD!!! I LOVE YOU evenflow (not in that way of course)

I FINALLY GET TO SHOW MYSELF TO THE WORLD!!

......................THIS IS ME....................


http://smilies.networkessence.net/s/contrib/dvv/esmil.gif

[lostinbeta]

So according to that picture, in your avatar you are the one getting your brain munched on.

[lostinbeta]

Spread the love like a herpes outbreak :love:

[Makaveli]

Originally posted by lostinbeta
So according to that picture, in your avatar you are the one getting your brain munched on.

no no no, after i eat the guys brain, i BECOME him...........GET IT??? WELL DO YA??

enquiring minds wanna know :P :P (said like Phil)

[lostinbeta]

nono, just admit you love it when guys munch your brain.

[eyeinfinitude]

Mak, you look a bit purple.....:sigh:

[Makaveli]

Originally posted by lostinbeta
nono, just admit you love it when guys munch your brain.

no actually i love it when girsl give brain.....or head.......or watever :) =) :P


EV (can i call you EV) the animals will be eaten by me if you dont quiet them down..........i took over the trout way of life by making them into weapons.........BEWARE



orginally posted by lib
Smootch Jubba? To see your picture?


http://216.40.249.192/mysmilies/cwm/big/bigsmirk4.gif

*backs away slowly from lib

[Aislin]

...I'm he.

...Oh god.


ANYWAYS! I'm so friggin awesome.
Did you see the movie Spirit? Was that not crap? Imagine that as only the tiniest speck on a field of crap, and multiply it by a hundred. That's how much crap a blue whale passes in it's life.

[Aislin]

...Actually, what's really funny, I've never even asked for it!
I'm not female, NOR am I a pedophile!
*nods towards lost slightly with each word*

[Aislin]

who's jubba? is that a brand of peanut butter?

[Makaveli]

Originally posted by _2t0_Evenflow
Bah.. Beta you hoe... You implied Aislin was female... Wtf.. You wanted her to be female, didn't you?!

:cowboy:

lmao......i didn't know aislin was female........that changes everythign!!!!

..........got msn aislin lmao.......j/k

i know ur male

unlesss ur a shemale..........are you??

enquiring minds wanna know (said like phil) :P :P :P

[Aislin]

(P.S. for everyone other than the new guy : I know who jubba is. Does anyone think Jubba should have his own peanut butter?)

[Aislin]

when phil says things he says them like other people, so does that mean you're talking like other people or like phil talking like other people?



AND -> No! I'm no shemale! I'm a hemale! ...Or, simplified, A MALE!

[Aislin]

you must have missed the 'P.S.' on page four that wasn't for you. it was the last post over there. LoL.

[lostinbeta]

Jubba is a God of Kirupaforum!!!!!


Aislin just smokes too much crack is all.

[Makaveli]

Originally posted by Aislin
who's jubba? is that a brand of peanut butter?


lmfao....................... :trout: :trout:


originally posted by EV
I'm not pimpin my picture out to a bunch of guys on the Kirupa forum.. Jubba won't talk to me anymore if he think's I am a ****..


thats funny cuz jubba gave us his pic and said go wild!! he wanted to see what we could do it it in PS.....i wish i could find taht thread again..........i wanted the pic to transform him into the living dead!!!

[eyeinfinitude]

Aislin is the most hyper active member of this forum, no one can down a 2 liter bottle of coke like him. =)

[Aislin]

You mean he has Jubba Jube-Jubes!? Jubba tacos?! JUBBA CHAINS OF GROCERY STORES AND VARIETY SHOPS AND WHATNOT?!

Jubba, dude, can I like.. grab up 1% of your net gains. Or for all you dummies. 2.2 TRILLION DOLLARS!

[_2t0_Evenflow]

Rofl.. I have never experienced a forum like this..

[Aislin]

PS, JUBBA JUBE JUBES!

ALLITERATION HEAVEN HERE I COME!!!!

[eyeinfinitude]

Originally posted by _2t0_Evenflow
Rofl.. I have never experienced a forum like this..

Oh this is nothing evenflow, wait until Phil and Rev are here, all hell breaks lose. haha =)

[_2t0_Evenflow]

THAT'S IT! GET AISLIN IN DETOX, STAT! Sorry.. Wanted to be like George Clooney on ER.. :A+:

[Aislin]

I'm tim... and aislin... but mostly tim... but on here I'm pretty much aislin...

who likes food!?

[lostinbeta]

Originally posted by _2t0_Evenflow
Wanted to be like George Clooney on ER.. :A+:


And you are worried about being called a **** for posting your picture....lol.

[eyeinfinitude]

Wow another Tim, Rev is Tim as well and I'm Tim sometimes, but most of the time I'm Timothy. =)

[Makaveli]

http://smilies.crowd9.com/contrib/slim2g/Ink_Pee.gif

sometimes i am tim also, sometimes i am bob, sometimes i am jack whatever suits me

really i'm scott!!! hAHA!!!

anyone watch The Pretender? that show rules........

[Aislin]

I lost me five minutes in last forwards REWIND!

Timmy is my cutish name. Not many people call me timothy. it's not 'the thing'.

[Aislin]

you say it like it still exists?


DOES IT?!
that was my fave f'n show in my entire life.

The last I ever saw of it I was left at a cliffhanger, the people from the place were chasing jared and he fell off his motorcycle. I watched like everything previous to that episode. That was the season finale, and so far as I knew, the series finale.

[eyeinfinitude]

Everyone calls me Tim and Timmy sometimes too. No one calls me Timothy no more, not since elementary school.

[Aislin]

yeah, that's sorta the thing.

my name in spanish is Timo.
Spanish class was fun.

[_2t0_Evenflow]

We had this one Spanish teacher last year.. And I watched these two kids smoke a joint right int he back of her class.. Blind mofo spanish teaher.. She was from Spain too.. Guess that's alright there.. :run:

[Makaveli]

Originally posted by Aislin
you say it like it still exists?


DOES IT?!
that was my fave f'n show in my entire life.

The last I ever saw of it I was left at a cliffhanger, the people from the place were chasing jared and he fell off his motorcycle. I watched like everything previous to that episode. That was the season finale, and so far as I knew, the series finale.

no idea........why do they keep showing reruns.........i love that show........i am obssessed, i go around telling people i am a chameleon!! and a pretender...they just look and me and go http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/contrib/legionxs/fart.gif

[lostinbeta]

My name is Verrückter Mann Geisteskrank but people call me Shane ;)

[_2t0_Evenflow]

Welcome Shane.. To Jubba's Nephew's Post..

[Aislin]

jesus christ shane! your name is like a foreign vaccuum cleaner! no insulting intended, of course. cause some vaccuum's are friggin cool!

[_2t0_Evenflow]

Rofl Tim

[Makaveli]

me and Verrückter Mann Geisteskrank had a fight one time
http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/ups/unknown/lsvader.gif


oh and EV here is a rating of you.......http://216.40.249.192/mysmilies/otn/funny/kaboom.gif

don't worry that won't happen......we are quite accepting here.............yup..

can anyone see last smiley??

[eyeinfinitude]

Hey it sounds cool though, I want a vacum name too. =)

[lostinbeta]

LOL....



VRRRROOOOOOOOOOOMMMM



Clean your Room with a Verrückter Mann Geisteskrank!!!

[_2t0_Evenflow]

Rofl Mak! You are the funniest one here.. I am out boyz.. And Aislin.. Whatever you are.. Nice meeting you all!

[Aislin]

Verrückter Mann Geisteskrank

let's disect this, shall we?


Verrückter

Apparently this is the type of vaccuum, and also, Shane has a better/different keyboard than me, causing me to have to copy paste. Or he used one of those Alt NumPad codes that I hate. Stop being so complicated.

Mann

Man. Sort of like Mr. Clean. Depicts extreme vaccuum power of the vaccuum.


Geisteskrank

This must be the brand, combined with the word for an exotic carpet, creating a catchy german... catch phrase.

[lostinbeta]

Later.


BTW: My name is NOT Verrückter Mann Geisteskrank it is Shane .

[Makaveli]

Originally posted by _2t0_Evenflow
Rofl Mak! You are the funniest one here.. I am out boyz.. And Aislin.. Whatever you are.. Nice meeting you all!

W000000000000t!!! acceptance at LAST!!

http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/ups/DeNiro/fight.gif no longer worried about all the mean things they said about me i'm beautiful http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/contrib/icw/020.gif

EV i will print that out and frame it on my wall thx dude

[Aislin]

Damnit Shane, I called in Professor Me for nothing!

[_2t0_Evenflow]

Rofl, any time Mak. Bye everyone.

[lostinbeta]

Originally posted by Aislin
Verrückter Mann Geisteskrank

let's disect this, shall we?


Verrückter

Apparently this is the type of vaccuum, and also, Shane has a better/different keyboard than me, causing me to have to copy paste. Or he used one of those Alt NumPad codes that I hate. Stop being so complicated.

Mann

Man. Sort of like Mr. Clean. Depicts extreme vaccuum power of the vaccuum.


Geisteskrank

This must be the brand, combined with the word for an exotic carpet, creating a catchy german... catch phrase.


Hmmmmm

Verrückter: Yep it is an alt character, and I believe that word means Crazy

Mann: Man

Geisteskrank: Insane (i think)


My German is rusty anymore.... :sigh: :(

[Aislin]

mine english ist herdly gud ainymoore.

[Makaveli]

Originally posted by _2t0_Evenflow
Rofl, any time Mak. Bye everyone.

anytime you say?? do it again NOW!!!

*wakes up EV at 2am and asks again*

oh yea

just to make sure and this is to everyone else.........

your all laughing WITH me and not AT Me right?? *hears crickets chirping* right?? right??

Crowd: right rigth mak........we are laughing with you *wink wink wink*http://smilies.networkessence.net/s/contrib/ed/wink2.gifhttp://216.40.249.192/mysmilies/ups/dvx_rune/smooch.gif

http://www.jamezbrown.com/mysmilies/contrib/ruinkai/jestera.gifhttp://www.jamezbrown.com/mysmilies/contrib/ruinkai/jestera.gif

[Aislin]

no laughs on the professor bit? not even a titter?
ah well.

[Makaveli]

Originally posted by Aislin
no laughs on the professor bit? not even a titter?
ah well.

ha ha? http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/contrib/lilly/hmm3grin2orange.gif

[Alex]

wow i just noticed. there are alot of post on this thread.
l|lol|l:trout: :trout: :q: <:} :rambo: :cyclops: :A+: :scream: ;)

[Aislin]

Thanks.

[eyeinfinitude]

Originally posted by Alex
wow i just noticed. there are alot of post on this thread.
l|lol|l:trout: :trout: :q: <:} :rambo: :cyclops: :A+: :scream: ;)

Alex, you're cool. =)

[Aislin]

Tim is cool.

that can be taken many ways.

[Jubba]

Wow... that little freak fits right in here with the rest of you lunatics. :crazy:

Just remember Mikey... I know where you live. :bad:

[Aislin]

JUBBA! can I buy your brand peanut butter? I'm willing to pay shipping charges!

[ahmed]

ah... 8 pages of pointlessness :P.. but its a nice kind of pointlessness though.. (-: (-:
took me like 30 minutes to read the whole thing lol

oh.. i forgot the whole point.. welcome _2t0_Evenflow :P

[senocular]

dear lord, this thread has become a beast. And I didnt even take it past the second page


:( Im such a horrible spammer, I cant keep up. Im going back to the coding forums...

[eyeinfinitude]

haha it's ok Sen, it's just not your day today, there are plenty more days for you to spam till you can't spam no more. =)

[senocular]

yeah I was actually occupied with the game battle tonight. I whipped that up in about 3 hours and wheew... didnt give me much spam time. Im all good now though - lets get crankin! ... hmm it is pretty late :sleep:

[eyeinfinitude]

game battle eh? so how is that coming along? Did you finish your game? If so, when can we see it?

[senocular]

its posted... from what I understood it was due by today, so Im a self-proclaimed winner :)

its what you get out of 3 measley senocular hours though :-\

[lostinbeta]

That game is amazing Sen. I like it.


Keep in mind the dateline around the world. Ilyas I know was working on a game, and it might not be the end of the day for him as it is to us ;)

[senocular]

I was going by kirupa time.

[Makaveli]

lol kirupa time?? is that a new timezone???


and yes this thread got WAY out of control...........i dunno how it happened but all i know is its not my fault, i'v been blamed for too much since Phil is missing.....

[eyeinfinitude]

Everything is your fault Mak, it's all your fault....where is Phil anyways?

[senocular]

Originally posted by Makaveli
i dunno how it happened but all i know is its not my fault

lol

[Makaveli]

Originally posted by electrongeek
Everything is your fault Mak, it's all your fault....where is Phil anyways?

remember my thread Blame it on Phil? yea well its all his fault..........!!! :whistle: :whistle:

:angry: :angry:

[kirupa]

Wow evenflow - you got quite a welcome =) Anyway, welcome to the forums!! I am sure you'll have a great time here, and remember, if anything goes wrong, blame Phil. You may not have met him yet, but you will in a few days!

Cheers!
Kirupa :ub:

[andr.in]

welcome! I wonder why I missed this thread.... uhh another one!
Welcome to the froums n' all!
Yeha You have got to meet phil-the world humor!
:beam:

[Makaveli]

from 8:47pm on jan 31st to feb 1 12:01 there were 109 posts..........and all he said was


Hey everyone. I am Jubba's newphew.. Evenflow.. He told me to post here after I posted the first time on the MX forum.. And to tell you guys to say hi to me! So hi everyone, Ima new flash user. Trying to build a site for my friend, so if you see one of my retarded posts, help me out. When I am better then Jubbs eventually, I will return the favor.

-Evenflow

you guys are nuts!!! this must be come kinda record? there was a post every second, the racknine servers survived i am happy =)

PJ where were you....?

[mdipi]

well i am not going to read all 128 posts (and this is the 2nd day of the thread?!) but i am going to welcome you, so welcome and hope for you to stay!

[mdipi]

Yep! What do Jubba mean?

[Jubba]

Dipi: The explanation of the mystery of Jubba is on the 8th or so post down in this thread.

http://www.kirupaforum.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1965

[_2t0_Evenflow]

Jubba... Even if you do know where I live.. I'm not afraid of you.. If I kick you in the balls and run.. :love:

Anywayyssss... Yeah! My thread was called a beast! :cowboy: Mac is a beast.. He eats purple people, or so I'm told.. :eye: Thanks to everyone new who posted on here after I want to bed.. Nice to meet you.. :bandit: Phil.. I haven't really talked to you yet... And from what I hear.. I'm sure if I want too.. :crazy: I was told just to tell you to keep your hands on your keyboard and we'll be alright. :chinaman: Just joking, nice to meet you Phil!

You all seem obsessed with Jubba.. Hey.. That's cool..

(Jubba watch your back these seem like the crazy S.O.B's that turn deadly when you don't give them :love: )

Talk to everyone later.. Go my post! :cowboy:

:evil: Evenflow :evil:

[_2t0_Evenflow]

I didn't realize I put that many smiles in there.. I guess they add up over a while... Here's more..

Damn it.. There was a whole list of smileys here.. But Kirupa decided to say I couldn't have that many.. So I'll leave you all with one.. :love:

[_2t0_Evenflow]

Jubba's got almost 1500 posts.. Quick someone hack his computer and give me a lil time to catch up! :evil:

[_2t0_Evenflow]

Someone come talk to me... I wonder if this post will make page ten..

[_2t0_Evenflow]

:love: :beard: :!: :scream: :whistle: Page Ten.....???!!!

[lostinbeta]

No one is obsessed with Jubba, we all just :love: him ;)

[_2t0_Evenflow]

Oh yeah.. Beta.. I ban you from posting on my threads.. :bad: Jubba's orders..

[lostinbeta]

Well then I ban you from the forums!!


Kirupas orders ;)


LOL :geek:


:love:

[_2t0_Evenflow]

BETA YOU #^$%#^$%#^$% I WANTED TO BE THE FIRST ONE TO POST ON PAGE TEN... Damn it.. If only I had gotton my post out a few seconds earlier..

[_2t0_Evenflow]

Rofl, Ban this.. -> :rambo:

[lostinbeta]

Take that!!!!

Ban me from your thread eh.... I will show you :scream:



:love:

[_2t0_Evenflow]

(-: :love: :chinaman: You're a good man.. erm.. thing Beta..

[_2t0_Evenflow]

Trouble will follow me through hell and highwater just to bust my butt.. I swear.. Stupid police.. :hangover: Well hey.. Now I am having a coversation with people...

Say.. Jubba needs to have this spam cop on a leash if he doesn't already.. Then I can do what I want.. :P

[lostinbeta]

Rev is the Spam cop, he posts some hilarious spam images sometimes too. Usually only to Philbo Baggins here.


Just because your related to Jubba doesn't mean you can get away with anything there man dude thing yeah.

[_2t0_Evenflow]

Rofl @ "Philbo Baggins".... Heh... Bah Phil things he is a world dictator or something.. Let's bring down his world Beta with sabotage, corruption, and prostitution.. :+) <- That tooth really attracts people.. 8] So does the mask.. They say Im kinda like Batman.. :crazy:

[eyeinfinitude]

goodness, you guys are still posting in this thread?! At this rate, it's going to be the longest welcome thread for a single for person. :o

[_2t0_Evenflow]

Records are good.. :bad:

[lostinbeta]

Nah, I am in my own world, where Philbertha can't touch me. I am all alone :(, but no one can touch me


:evil:

[_2t0_Evenflow]

Yeah.. Jubbas populitary.. How about popularity..

[_2t0_Evenflow]

YOU TOOK POST 11 TOO.. Stop that.. I thought I ban you.. C:-) :evil: :beam:

[_2t0_Evenflow]

Aislin is homophobic.. Careful what you say Phil.. Just give him some crack, You'll be alright in his book then.. :love:

[lostinbeta]

Originally posted by Phil Jayhan
lost-

you forgot to say that Tommy from the who is playing in the background.

see me, pheel me, touch me, love me.....

ha~
pj :P


Ummm... no man.


Techno music all the way.

Aphex Twin, Squarepusher, Prodigy, Overseer, Dieselboy, etc.

[_2t0_Evenflow]

oOoOoOoOoOoOo.. Phil is up to almost 4000.. :bandit: Secret Internet Hacker.. Disable Phil's computer too while you're at it..

[lostinbeta]

YOu are at 45 now ;)

[_2t0_Evenflow]

I could be shot bringing the world this information.. But I think I have figured it out.. 8] Jubba and Phil are in a conspiracy to rack up tens of thousands of posts.. And then merge to their two nicknames to have a record setting post number... Is there any organization that can stop them? Or will I have to be a -> :cowboy: and stop them myslef? :love:

[_2t0_Evenflow]

Holy shiz Beta.. You're up to 10,000 almost... Please tell me you aren't part of this conspiracy theroy..

[lostinbeta]

Ummmmm, you found them out, I guess you must stop them ;)

[_2t0_Evenflow]

Say if you are.. And convert to my side.. We can bring them down together.. And you will retain your title.. Cuz I know you are greedy.. :bad:

[lostinbeta]

Me greedy? NO WAY!!!! :scream:

[_2t0_Evenflow]

I have never feared for my life so until I spoke to fill.. :skull: ;) :love:

[lostinbeta]

Start phearing ;)

[_2t0_Evenflow]

Good lord.. This is number fifty btw.. It's Phill.. Not fill.. Pay attention evenflow.. You hoe..

[_2t0_Evenflow]

Beta throw me classic line..

"Never fear Evenflow, Beta is here!" 8]

[lostinbeta]

Phil and Jubba will marry for love my friend... love...


:love:



Always phear us Evenflow...... :evil:

[_2t0_Evenflow]

Jubba vaccinated me against the spam bug though.. The needle was two feet long.. I guess it's a bug you don't want.. :q:

[_2t0_Evenflow]

Rofl Phil! I was thinking the same thing when I read it.. Bah Beta.. you were my only savior.. Now it's time for the X button at the top right hand corner of my broswer to be my savior.. :angry:

[lostinbeta]

Savor the X.

I stole 12 BTW :evil:

[_2t0_Evenflow]

You did too you bastard Beta! Stop that! Hehe..

Ew Phil, Rofl.. I am showing that to Jubba.. :o

[lostinbeta]

I gotsta go.


Later folx.


No cousin lovin is allowed here man... ew.

[_2t0_Evenflow]

I am on the phone with Jubba and he is reading these posts right now.. You are all in trouble now.. :beam: Bye Beta:bad:

[Jubba]

wow. Mike I will kill you. Phil, you're not my type either buddy.. :)

[_2t0_Evenflow]

Oh Yeah, I got page thirteen. Beat that Beta..

[_2t0_Evenflow]

Oh yeah be nice to Phil.. He's the one who really want's your bone..

[_2t0_Evenflow]

When I hit sixty Phil I am leaving, so talk to me.. :run:

[_2t0_Evenflow]

Oh yeah Phil.. I replied to your other post.. Where we live.. Aren't you surprized I live in the same state as Juba? <:} I want to reply more then once but Im nota jerk.. (-:

[_2t0_Evenflow]

I have trouble understanding which is worst.. Woot! Post sixty.. Time for me to go... Nice talking to you Phil.. It's been.. Differant.. :bad: :beam: :love:

[_2t0_Evenflow]

New goal people. To make this the longest running welcome post.. So keep talking on my thread.. Or Phil and Jubba's assassin squads will be directed your way.. For I.. Evenflow.. Am the true mastermind behind their evil ways.. :sure:

[_2t0_Evenflow]

Since Phil takes too long to type. I am leaving.. Bye everyone.. :love:

[Jubba]

OMG, you guys are sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick...

[Jubba]

Nephew. He's my nephew. :)

My sister is his Momma.

He will be 17 and I am turning 20...

[Aislin]

I say I say. Mak Sen and I are posting machines. Fantastic, fantastic. Too bad I went to bed, or I would have contributed to the next four pages as well. Ah well.

I'm Tim.

[_2t0_Evenflow]

You're sister (My mother for you mentally challanged viewers.. No names mentioned.. PHIL, AISLIN, MAK!) says we're special.. And how did I start it.. Looking back at your post Phil, the invisible one that only you and I can see.. You started it.. :P

Phil and Tim, come to my thread right now youe dirty boyz.. 8]

[_2t0_Evenflow]

I got thirteen and fourteen! Without even trying.. My hard work pays off.. All in the days work of.. ->:rambo: I mean, Evenflow.. ->:crazy:

[lostinbeta]

Hey Evenflow....


FlashCoder.prototype.goToBed = function(ScreenFuzzy){
if (ScreenFuzzy && _root.OfFrustration == MyProject){
Action((Saved) ? "Close" : "Fukkit_CloseAnyway");
Power = false;
trace("Goodnight");
}
}

[_2t0_Evenflow]

Rofl, Phil.. Lmao.. Check out my new avitar and title.. isn't it sexay.. And I'm not gonna break it with my posting you're gonna break it with your hommmooosexualllllittyyy.. Like Jubba said.. Sick sick sick...

[_2t0_Evenflow]

Do I need to make a movie clip or button or something to get that to work?

[telekinesis]

Jubba, your cousin is annoying :P

[_2t0_Evenflow]

Yeeah there is..

[lostinbeta]

Originally posted by _2t0_Evenflow
Do I need to make a movie clip or button or something to get that to work?



Must not be that good at Flash yet ;)

[telekinesis]

I agree with Jubba's cousin!

homosexuality = sickness to the 3rd degree

[_2t0_Evenflow]

Hi, Dan. That's a mean way to say hello. So I'ma pretend I didn't see it. And we are going to start over. ;)

Hi Dan, how are you?

[lostinbeta]

But there is nothing wrong with homosexual people.

[_2t0_Evenflow]

I'm not you Jerk.. +) Tell me what I have to do to get that to work..:

[telekinesis]

I don't mind homosexuals, well until they try and poke me in the *** with their one eyed monster! Then I kick some queer ***! :trout:

[EDIT]: I have 1337 posts, does that mean I'm LEET?

[_2t0_Evenflow]

Rofl, I totally agree with Dan.. I'm not homophobic till they start looking at me..

[_2t0_Evenflow]

Got fifteen too..

[_2t0_Evenflow]

Seeing as how having the first post on each new page means the world to me, it is safe for the rest of you to conclude that I sit here with no life.

Jubba will agree full heartidly :trout:

[lostinbeta]

<MARQUEE>LOSER!!!</MARQUEE>

[_2t0_Evenflow]

Dan you gotta have 4000 plus to be L337... :bandit: Jerk, Beta.. Show me how to do that one thing..

[telekinesis]

Jubba's Nephew, which one should I classify you as: a super spammer, homophobic poster, or the post-o-holic cowboy?

[_2t0_Evenflow]

That's it Phil.. You are cut off.. From you know what.. Jerk.. And Dan.. Post-o-alohic Cowboy sounds great.. :rambo:

[lostinbeta]

<MARQUEE DIRECTION="up">SPAMMER!</MARQUEE>

[telekinesis]

I have to demote mdipi as the spamminator. Jubba's nephew obviously blew him away!

74 (63.24 posts per day)

mdipi, please don't get any ideas! :P

[_2t0_Evenflow]

Don't worry Beta.. I am making you a movie right now.. You hoe

[telekinesis]

Lost is not a hoe, he is a wench! :stunned:

[lostinbeta]

Wow, he has me beat in posts per day..... damn. At this pace he will beat me in no time.


Yep, mdipi is demoted. Evenflow is definitely the spamminest spammer this side of spamville spam spam.

[lostinbeta]

Originally posted by _2t0_Evenflow
Don't worry Beta.. I am making you a movie right now.. You hoe


Rather be a hoe than the forum b1tch like you ;)


:love:


:beam:

[telekinesis]

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I beat Jubba's nephew to the first post on a new page!

You got owned bro! :bad:

[_2t0_Evenflow]

Rofl Ima have Jubba beat all your butts!!! -Cries-

[lostinbeta]

But then we waste a name. Kirupa himself can manually adjust posts ;)



We will use that as a last resort :evil:

[Jubba]

Eflow: You're a loser. You have always been a loser and you will always be a loser. Wait til I come home on spring break. I'm going to kick your ***. Anyway...

Dan: Yes I know he is annoying. Kind of like this smiley: C:-)

Phil: I give you permission to beat him senseless with any type of fish you can find. Trout or other wise :trout:

Beta: Keep calling him names. Makes him feel loved. You are just boosting his confidence.

And to think Mikey, you didn't want to start posting here and now you won't shut up. You have been on the boards for a little over 24 hours and you already have almost 80 posts. You are a grade-A LOSER.

Cheers boys. I'm going to spend time w/ my g/f. :love:

Jubs http://userpages.umbc.edu/~tmccau1/images/smilies/suspicious.gif

[_2t0_Evenflow]

That's cuz I'm working on Beta's movie.. You three have fun picking on me.. I'll make movies for all of you.. =D

[_2t0_Evenflow]

Jubba's real name is ****.. Incase you didn't know..

[telekinesis]

Don't be a ****, ****!

Sorry, couldn't resist, just saw XXX (not a porno, the action movie) a few days ago!

[_2t0_Evenflow]

Rofl.. I am going to bed guys.. Dan.. I would say nice to meet you but then you might think I actually like you or something.. :!: Bye everyone..

[_2t0_Evenflow]

Mike. You are going too far. Stop now. Please. I will call you tomorrow.

Cheers,
Jubs.

I edited this post because I wanted to and because the person who posted it is related to me. :P

[telekinesis]

You tell em' Phildo!

<i>Our Quote:</i>
<b>Regulate, it's what we do!</b>

[Jubba]

Mike. Watch yourself. :)

Just a piece of friendly advice. :trout:

[_2t0_Evenflow]

Bah... Sorry.. Didn't realize that.. With a few other people posting about homosexual things and being new to the forums.. I didn't know the boundries. I do now though and I'm sorry to anyone I have offended.

[Jubba]

Its all good Mikey... Just behave yourself like a normal human being. I know its hard knowing the family you come from but you know what a normal human being is supposed to act like :P

:trout:

[ahmed]

but.. in a way jubba, dont you too come from the same family, too? :P:P

[_2t0_Evenflow]

Jubba was blessed with more then we were though.. :phil: <-Omg.. It's a Phil Smiley.. Do they have a Jubba one?

[_2t0_Evenflow]

Lets see.. if this works they have a Jubba smiley... :Jubba:

[Jubba]

Ahmed: You got me! :) Yeah we're from the same family, but I'm from the sane side. :)

[_2t0_Evenflow]

Aww.. They don't.. Jubba looks kinda like this tough.. C:-) And this is Phil's assassin.. :cyborg:

[lostinbeta]

:cyborg: <-- Kitiara

<:} <-- Santa

:phil: <-- Phil

:flower: <-- Ugh... me... for some reason

:ub: <-- Kirupa

[Aislin]

*yawns* I had a gross number of posts per day on my first couple days too. Not as many as this guy, but still an un-necessary amount.

THEN I realized that I should be doing work, and designing stuff, like I was, as it was the reason I came here. And so I did. And now I'm down to a reasonable number of posts per day.

Either the kid has no life, OR his spam count will drop very quickly, very soon.

EDIT: *thinks* OR! Maybe he'll turn out so rediculously useful that he helps everyone and his post count is really high ... but from stuff other than spam!

[Aislin]

Oh, crap, and ----->

I'm Tim.

American money is screwed up.

Senocular is my hero.

Ever flow is weird. WEIRD. He's sticking around that homosexual topic quite a bit, as I see it.

AND -> I want to see daredevil. Alias girl (can't remember real name, but 'Sydney Bristow') Looks REALLY HOT in that movie. Not that she doesn't look hot in Alias. I quit watching alias after the first season though, cause it started to SUCK ***. Maybe I'lll watch it tonight. The commercial said it's cool. Ethan Hawke guest stars, and JENNIFER GARNER (::remembered the name!::) is wearing skimpy swimsuits! lol

[Xero]

damn this is a pretty big thread. Well welcome to the forums Evenflow. Althought you will not see me post alot I read most of all the threads.<:}

[_2t0_Evenflow]

Heya Xero. Thanks for clearning the smiley thing up for me, Beta.. What does this one mean to you? :cyclops:

[_2t0_Evenflow]

Oh yeah.. Is this the longest running welcome thread yet?

[_2t0_Evenflow]

Owned 18. :geek:

[lostinbeta]

:cyclops: <--- that one? Hmmm, no clue, it is a cyclops, I believe it came originally with the forum smilies.


The ones Eilsoe created mean stuff :)

[Jubba]

Phil, my whole family has mental issues. :crazy:

[Jubba]

Actually if there is anyone in my family that is schitzo it would be me, me, me and me.

C:-) :bad: :cool: :crazy:

Those are the 4 people that live in my head. The last three frequently beat up the first one for wearing that funny hat.

[lostinbeta]

IF Schitzotypal counts, count me in!!!!

[telekinesis]

I wasn't cool enough to get my own smiley :*(

[lostinbeta]

Dan: I got a friggin flower!!! My smiley looks gay :(


I know he used the wink smiley because I am the one that requested over and over that he make one for the forum. I use the wink smiley all the time! ;)

[lostinbeta]

Ermm... well its your decision, you are after all the Random Moderator/Dictator/Ruler/Controller.


You are all that is the spam of random ;)

[lostinbeta]

LOL, sure :flower:

[Jubba]

Be nice Philbert... I know where you live too :bad:

j/k :P

:phil:http://www.kirupa.com/forums/smileys_files/whip.gif

[eyeinfinitude]

This is you lost ~~~>http://www.electrongeek.net/lost.gif

hahaha since you like sunflowers, I thought I'd turn you into one. :P

[lostinbeta]

AHHHHHHHHHHH NO PLEASE NO!!!!


That is one ugly sunflower anyway man....LOL.

[eyeinfinitude]

Since you said that, I'm going to have a talk with big K about adding it to the rest of the smileys... muahahahhahahha :evil:

[lostinbeta]

OMG PLEASE NO!!!!!!


Although he did once ask me if he could add my real smiley of myself (the one in my footer), but I stated I wanted to keep that for myself.


I don't want to be an overused icon.... LOL :P ;)

[Jubba]

you should round out the hair and make it an afro smiley...

[lostinbeta]

But I don't have an afro :P

[reverendflash]

Originally posted by lostinbeta
OMG PLEASE NO!!!!!!

I don't want to be an overabused icon.... LOL :P ;)

isn't this an oxymoron for someone who likes to be called lost?

Revhttp://www.aulman.com/rev.gif

[_2t0_Evenflow]

Rever.. That is a really cool footer.. :P Phil.. You could delete my post? But do you think it means enough to me to teach me a lesson? :whistle: Beta.. Didn't I ban you like fifteen pages ago? :rambo: Just joking, bro..

Refer to Jubba's last post.. See.. He does have my back sometimes..

[_2t0_Evenflow]

Hey.. I'm almost to 90.. Which means, I'm almost to a hundread.. Which means, I am going to sleep. Good night all.. :love:

[sintax321]

Good God. No wonder your guy's posts counts keeping getting so high. This thread is the biggest piece of spam ever on the board.


So much spam.......getting chest pains.......must continue reading random.......;(

[_2t0_Evenflow]

Don't stop posting on this thread.. 100 pages I want it to be.. And Ima be the first one to post on page 100.. :bad:

[Guig0]

welcome...

[Guig0]

_2t0_Evenflow...

[Guig0]

to...

[Guig0]

kirupaville...

[Guig0]

© electrongeek

[Guig0]

:P :P :P :P :P

[sintax321]

So much spam how can i keep up:(

[sintax321]

1400 w00t

[sintax321]

Oh crap that put me at 1401:scream:

[sintax321]

Oh sure every body else spams and nobody says anything but the minute the canadian starts a little spam he gets in trouble. What about the guy from Brasil. He started it :beam:


lol j/k hey phil are you back for good now?

[_2t0_Evenflow]

Yeah! People still posting on my thread... Come on people. We only got 80 more pages... Don't listen to Phil.. He won't delete it on me if I behave..

Remember Phil.. Jubba know's where you sleep.. C:-)

[_2t0_Evenflow]

.. I wasn't talking to myself.. Well.. Maybe but it was for you guys to see.. So.. it's not technically talking to myslef because I am kind of talking to you.. Get what I am saying? If I wanted to talk to myself I would do what I do on a regular basis.. As I sleep, wake up, eat, go to school, go to work, ect. ect.

People say talking to yourself is the first sign you are mental case..

[upuaut]

I laugh in the face of Phil

Hello Evenflow. Welcome to Kirupaforum. I've been away for a while so I didn't have a chance to greet you till page 5 here but any friend of Jubba's (I assume you and Jubba are friendly) is a friend of mine. Plus you're one of my favorite songs.

Anyway. I'm much more insane than anything you've encountered on the previous pages, to show you such, however, would surely drive you utterly mad. I'd have to explain to Jubba about the asylum and my part in the situation, etc.. just not a good scene all around. I digress.

Welcome to the place. Don't let the other kiddies kid you, we're all a pretty normal crowd here. We do not allow disparaging prods or pokes, mentaly or otherwise, we do not allow *****holes, other than that, we keep a pretty loose ship.

(PS - if you want to have 100 pages and have Phil not delete the thread out of a sense of protecting us all from the deadly spam, start quoting "the Princess Bride", He'll let you post any number of pages on the subject. :) )

[Makaveli]

Originally posted by _2t0_Evenflow
Remember Phil.. Jubba know's where you sleep.. C:-)


LMFAO thats the funniest thing i have heard in a LONG LONG TIME

[sintax321]

Yes did you take your name from the Perl Jam song. I love that disc. Ten was one of my favorites and still is.

[_2t0_Evenflow]

It's good to see some of you are well rounded.. Unlike Phil who knows nothing but Flash and how to Kill a man with his pinky finger.. That's how he get's by in life.. :bandit: Philllll... :love:

David.. Pleasure to meet you, you too sintax, if I haven't said High to you yet.. :beam: Glad you both like the song..

Rofl Mak, you like that?

Keep posting here, so we can reach one 100..

Ermm.. So Phil.. How about that movie.. "The Princess Bride.."