THE MAN - Homer Simpson

[RabBell]

Some of Homer's quotes are just pure gold and makes you burst out laughing in front of your monitor, hopefully we'll end up with a huge long list and when your feeling blue...read this and smile.

So without further adew, some Homer quotes.


We make a good team...a groin-grabbingly good team.

Son, when you get older you'll realise that life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead

(Answering the phone) You'll have to speak up; I'm wearing a towel

Homer: (to Lisa) Donut?
Lisa: No thanks. Do you have any fruit?
Homer: This has purple stuff inside: purple is a fruit

feel free to post your favourite...

[DarkChild]

hmmmm, i see... they have internet on computers these days

kids, if he starts acting weird, lead him down to the basement (about grandpa)

a hundred bucks for a comic book? who drew it? Michaelmelangelo?

Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or lose, its about how drunk you get


and the list goes on and on... :)
HOMER 4 LIFE!!! :D

[eilsoe]

(while raising a beer) TO ALCOHOL! The cause of, AND solution to, all of life's problems...

[RabBell]

Are you sure you're an accredited and honored pornographer?

Oh, everything's too d***ed expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy.

There's a New Mexico?!?

Bart: These uniforms suck.
Marge: Bart, where do you hear language like that?
Homer on Phone: Yeah Moe that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked! Oh, I gotta go, my weiner kids are listening.

[kokoi]

Hehe look at this country's name U r Gay.

To start press any key, mmm where's the anykey?

Ooh the genius that is called Homer J Simpson

[Clown Staples]

I've been trying to get on friends forever. But they finally told me I can be on next season!

[blindlizard]

mmmmmmm.... beer!

[blindlizard]

Oh, I don't know if any of you play Counter-Strike, but there is a Simpsons map and in Homer's garage he has a matter tranporter like the transporter in Star Trek. When you go up to it he says... "hmmm 3 bucks and it only transports matter, I'll give you 35 cents..."

[RabBell]

If the Bible has taught us anything—which it hasn't—it's that girls should stick to girl's sports like hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing and such and such.

Kids are great. You can teach them to hate what you hate and, with the Internet and all, they practically raise themselves.

But Dad, you're a very old man, and old people are useless.

What's the point of having children if you can't buy their love?

When are people going to learn? Democracy doesn't work!!

[kokoi]

Homer : Hey kids what are you guys doing?
Lisa : We're playing tennis
Homer: That's tennis, what's that game where hot chicks battle eachother in mud?
Bart: Foxy Boxing?
Homer: Yeah I wanted that not this tennis.

[mlk]

click my sig for my favorite homer quote - turn volume on...