Never Ending Story..

[camsmith]

Had one of these over at a Day Of Defeat server forum, always gets about 250 pages..

Basically :

I start with 3 words, the next person continues the story with another 3 words, and on, and on, and on.. can get pretty funny... can't believe you don't already have one going. Kinda like word association but much more fluid..

eg..

Jim was walking
on a road
by the side
of a river
when he saw
a flying pig
that was blue
and had no
tail, which surprised
his wife, called
marjory, who didn't
like pigs with
no tails or

..... etc, etc

Try to punctuate properly too.. not drastic, but best way to change the subject is using a "." full stop.. and as usual, no double posting.. strictly..

3 words only

I'll start with :

Bob walks into


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Current compliation of the story can be found here: http://www.kirupaforum.com/forums/showthread.php?t=54569
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[Coppertop]

the bar every

[kirupa]

I think there were several similar to this, but I can't find them alas :( Anyhoo, nothing wrong in continuing this one though!

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12 days

[Yeldarb]

and out every

[camsmith]

or so, but

[camsmith]

other day but

[Yeldarb]

never goes under

[GreenLantern]

unless it's blue

[camsmith]

the table because

[camsmith]

or pink because

[Yeldarb]

hes weird like

[camsmith]

me which isn't

[camsmith]

my friend, who

[GreenLantern]

has three testicles.

[camsmith]

which is normal

[MTsoul]

For a guy

*Red mirror ball, ...*

[camsmith]

with 3 eyes

[McGuffin]

and 6 feet

[camsmith]

or so he

[McGuffin]

thought he had

__________________

on a side note: postCount++; :D

[Yeldarb]

a regular bar

[camsmith]

but his wife

[Coppertop]

tab, but it

[GreenLantern]

of rope in

[camsmith]

turned out he

[camsmith]

which his wife

(lol, gotta be quick)

[McGuffin]

In response to coppertop:

got paid off

[camsmith]

by his wife :P

[RelandR]

for services rendered

[Coppertop]

by the milkman

[McGuffin]

desposed a can

[camsmith]

who was the

[McGuffin]

wife's highschool sweetheart

[camsmith]

and the father

[Coppertop]

of 19.486 chickens

[thoriphes]

, superhero by night,

[Yeldarb]

muffin man by

[camsmith]

flash addict by

[Coppertop]

mid-morning to late-

[camsmith]

evening. His chickens

[Coppertop]

wandering the streets

[camsmith]

avoiding the foxes..

[protagonist]

who hunted the

[camsmith]

poor defenseless hens

[Lost]

eating roast chicken

[camsmith]

brains. But one

[Lost]

little boy accidently

[camsmith]

got lost and

(gotta go to bed, lol, gg so far.. back in a few hours)

[RelandR]

saw the milkman

[El_Thierro]

chasing a big

[protagonist]

naked swedish transvestite

[GreenLantern]

who loved the

[peveedotcom]

smell of weed

[Coppertop]

in the morning

[SeiferTim]

and at night

[Coppertop]

she would dance

[SeiferTim]

in the rain
//I posted this, but it didn't take... for some reason...

[Coppertop]

as onlookers stood

[SeiferTim]

and took photos

[Coppertop]

- a Kodak moment

[SeiferTim]

and double prints

[El_Thierro]

for their loved

[I am the Noah]

family members, who

[El_Thierro]

love Swedish Transvestites

[SeiferTim]

that don't have

[Coppertop]

any problem with

[SeiferTim]

removing all their

[[Legoman]]

body hair, with

[Coppertop]

blowtorches and arc-welders

[SeiferTim]

which usually hurt

[Coppertop]

like hell but

[Johnny64]

it worked well.

[Coppertop]

Meanwhile, in Poland

[SeiferTim]

in an underground

[Johnny64]

it rained all

[Johnny64]

subway, there was

/typ0 :blush:

[RadioactveChimp]

a Mighty Bean

[Johnny64]

that could do

[RadioactveChimp]

many wonderful tricks

[Coppertop]

backflips while riding

[Johnny64]

a horse and

[Lost]

frontflips while riding

[mlkedave]

his mom

[RadioactveChimp]

in the periwinkle

[El_Thierro]

city of Mexico

//
per·i·win·kle1 ( P ) Pronunciation Key (pr-wngkl)
n.
Any of several small, often edible marine snails, especially of the genus Littorina, having thick, cone-shaped, whorled shells.
The shell of any of the periwinkles.
:h:

[McGiver]

where he died

//hehee

[El_Thierro]

in an accident

[Lost]

while talking on

[λ]

AIM and MSN

[T-O]

That's why he

[El_Thierro]

crashed with his

[sw_kokane]

genitallion hanging loose

[fester8542]

here comes fester

[El_Thierro]

riding his tiny

[Johnny64]

bike with two

[kirupa]

pink ribbons

[SeiferTim]

and a balloon

[Johnny64]

but the bike

[El_Thierro]

exploded and he

[Maxtr0sity]

fell into a

[SeiferTim]

giant pile of

[El_Thierro]

triceratops feces and

[Coppertop]

half eaten hamburgers

[SeiferTim]

but since he

[Maxtr0sity]

ate the babies

[SeiferTim]

he was able

[El_Thierro]

the smurfes revenched

[grinch]

Oh hey cam,
you play DoD I suspect? I play too man, we should get together sometime, whats your acc. name?

[Maxtr0sity]

^moron that ruined

[SeiferTim]

the game that

[Maxtr0sity]

keeping me entertained

[SeiferTim]

any mods want

[El_Thierro]

to travel to

[Maxtr0sity]

//assuming you're tangenting because I can't relate.

to eat a

[El_Thierro]

giant mutated banana

// I see people got confused by our posting together so I'll just continue :D

[Adam]

whose name is

[Lost]

kirupa, or aka

// can I get a LOL

[El_Thierro]

underground mutant tamer

// no, you can't, we're all out, sorry.

[Maxtr0sity]

who controls the

[Lost]

best site in

[El_Thierro]

the whole wide

[Lost]

entire extreme UNIVERSE!

[El_Thierro]

//lol

Then Stevus appeared

[Lost]

Not knowing what

[El_Thierro]

pants he wore

[Lost]

or knowing what

[El_Thierro]

whore he pants?

[Lost]

Suddenly A Huge

[El_Thierro]

mushroom flew by

[Clown Staples]

badger badger badger

[El_Thierro]

Snake, aaaaaah snake



//
badger badger badger
LOL, great, glad someone got it :thumb:

[Clown Staples]

threatened everyone's safety

[.Matt]

mushroom , mushroom , mushroom

[Coppertop]

said the rabid

[RadioactveChimp]

Cheat who was

[Invis]

eating radioactive bananas

[.Matt]

he posted before me :P

[RadioactveChimp]

(New sentence because Wipe-out's made no sense lol)


"The State of"

[.Matt]

kansas was eating

[Coppertop]

plastic CD cases

[RadioactveChimp]

while doing yogo

[.Matt]

and pogo-sticking up-and-down

[Coppertop]

on the back

//way to extend your sentence... :-/

[RadioactveChimp]

of a 676,869,545,453,432,342,355,467,987,654,323,455,66 7,788,909,876,543-pound

[Coppertop]

extra-terrestrial horse-like thing

[RadioactveChimp]

with no legs

[.Matt]

and no wee-wee

[Lost]

This animal lost

[Jeff Wheeler]

it's thing in

[El_Thierro]

the Korean war

[Maxtr0sity]

where he ran

[RadioactveChimp]

to Cambodia in

[El_Thierro]

a purple canoo

[Coppertop]

filled to bursting

//(I think it's canoe :sigh:.)

[.Matt]

open on a

[Lost]

butterfly. Then WipE-Out

[.Matt]

decided to eat

[Lost]

Coppertops hot oatmeal

[elion]

and napkins while

[Lost]

Lost finds job-postings

[BlueBoots]

in a random thread

[Clown Staples]

about the moon

[Lost]

Thinking BLueBoots was

[kirupa]

a giant transistor

[BlueBoots]

real purty

[Lost]

or a giant

[BlueBoots]

like his capacitor's

[Lost]

Somehow, along time

[elion]

oranges roamed the

[kirupa]

various graphics and tutorials used on this site

[thoriphes]

ruled by some

[MxNecromancer]

Mindless Zombie of

[fester8542]

the forsaken planet

[SeiferTim]

in the outer

[lunatic]

realms of Site Check.

[MxNecromancer]

Meanwhile, Kirupa Flew

[fester8542]

his hyperspace bananna

[Skyerus]

out the window

[Scalabis]

to meet his

[MxNecromancer]

To buy some

[fester8542]

and into a

[MxNecromancer]

Lawer of the

[Scalabis]

big, juicy and

[MxNecromancer]

Fruity Bathtub of

[fester8542]

steaming animal intestines

[Clown Staples]

just in time

[tucker]

for a hairy

[El_Thierro]

British Drag Queen

[Coppertop]

to meet up

[tucker]

who likes to

[Lost]

rub her stomach

// btw kirupa, its only three words, you'be made like paragraphs already. lol

[kirupa]

with toxic waste

//thanks lost - I didn't notice the rules ;)

[Coppertop]

for many hours

[RadioactveChimp]

in New Englandland

[Lost]

Then along came

[Coppertop]

while bouncing on

[Lost]

a giant rubber

// copper that didnt make any sense to my last past, lol

[Coppertop]

band - that wasn't

//sorry, you beat me to the post.

[Lost]

remotely close to

[RadioactveChimp]

peeing in their

[Lost]

cup of coffee

[MxNecromancer]

Guacamole cups that

[Coppertop]

(double latte with

[Lost]

one scoop of

[Coppertop]

hot laser death)

[Lost]

Who started this

[Coppertop]

whole hoobajoop anyway?

[Lost]

I think it

[Timage]

Was that little

[Coppertop]

man who ate

[Lost]

the exploding jelly

[BlueBoots]

which was blue

[MxNecromancer]

which was blue
and tasted like

[BlueBoots]

blueberry pie with

[Lost]

tomatoe sauce sprinkled

[kirupa]

like a primate

[Lost]

lol a primate?

[Maizoon]

yes a primate!

[Lost]

Omg Not A

[macneilslt]

Big Hairy Primate

[Lost]

Awhile back in

[El_Thierro]

Primate Party Time

[Lost]

Apples oranges and

[Clown Staples]

spamcakes were the

[Lost]

main food for

[El_Thierro]

Primitive Symbiont Lifeformes

[johnfn]

Who also drank


edit: not refering to alcohol!

[λ]

some hairy primates

[El_Thierro]

drained intestant fluids

[fester8542]

puked on the

[MxNecromancer]

Curb of a

[SeiferTim]

rich politician's estate.

[tucker]

then a tiny

[SeiferTim]

insignifigant piece of

[Lost]

poop landed on

[fester8542]

Dans purty truck

[SureShot]

from a bird

[Johnny64]

that had just

[MxNecromancer]

Vomited Loads of

[Clown Staples]

green gui sanitizer

[.Matt]

and a-lot of

[BlueBoots]

shiny blue boots.

[MxNecromancer]

Shiny Blue Boots?!

[.Matt]

up dee azz.

[MxNecromancer]

From the Canaz,

[.Matt]

i ate some

[Coppertop]

cyanide and died.

[Sushisource]

Now i hurt

[Booyaka]

for more apples (alot more apples).

[Sushisource]

made of gelatin