Post your girlfriend/boyfriend!

[senocular]

now that we know how much of a geek you are with your system, show us what amazing social skills you have and whip out the stats on that beautiful significant other you managed to land ;)

Im single.... (wink wink ladies)
:beam:

[Makaveli]

um sen, i thought i already told you i have a beautiful relationship with Joseline(my comp) and i don't need any other females in my life!!! how dare you try to break me and Joseline apart......you will pay good sire

[senocular]

Originally posted by Makaveli
um sen, i thought i already told you i have a beautiful relationship with Joseline(my comp) and i don't need any other females in my life!!! how dare you try to break me and Joseline apart......you will pay good sire

ok you're an exception :) You already posted your girlfriend


:sigh:








:beam:

[eilsoe]

here's my one and only :beam:


http://www.avalon-rev.dk/helene.jpg


I love her to death!! http://www.avalon-rev.dk/love.gif

I'll see if I can dig up a pic of me and her together... I think she has one in her calendar... hmm.. gonna ask her tomorrow, she's coming by for a visit! :beam:

And friday.. saturday.. and sunday!! :P

WEE! :P

[RenaissanceGirl]

I would never disrespect my man's privacy by posting his picture here!

You'll just have to believe me when I say he's hot.

[eilsoe]

I asked my gf long ago if it was ok I posted her pictures here, and she's fine with it, so...


She likes it actually :beam:

getting noticed all around the world :)

[senocular]

Originally posted by RenaissanceGirl
I would never disrespect my man's privacy by posting his picture here!

You'll just have to believe me when I say he's hot.

I was waiting for a girl to say something like that
that or some whipped guy possibly getting it for doing it ;)

btw I didnt specify photos, it can just as well be a simple description or outline of favorable characteristics :)

[fester8542]

<b>Here is me and Mrs. Fester (Marie)

In a Bar (Where else) in Bermuda.</b>



<center>http://www.chomericstest.com/me_marie.jpg</center>

[Makaveli]

eh.....did u hear R Kelly got arrested for child pron......just letting you all know.......
:moustache :moustache

[fester8542]

What you you mean by that mak?

[RenaissanceGirl]

I used to not mind sharing my picture or picture of loved ones on the internet... but one day something creepy happened.

I don't share clear pictures after that.

[reverendflash]

http://www.aulman.com/us.jpg

I've posted this before... it was our first date... so to speak...

it was Mardi Gras... the photgrapher was wasted...

that was over 2.5 years ago...

Revhttp://www.aulman.com/rev.gif

[senocular]

Originally posted by RenaissanceGirl
I used to not mind sharing my picture or picture of loved ones on the internet... but one day something creepy happened.

I don't share clear pictures after that.

:!: what happened? (if and what details can be spared)

[pom]

Originally posted by reverendflash
the photgrapher was wasted...No sh!t... :P :P

And I'll post a pic of my beloved one as soon as I get one (pic, not beloved one).

fester >> you guys are cute :beam:

[fester8542]

Thanx man....

:evil: you can have her for a dollar:evil:

[SureShot]

Here a couple of my Significan other :) In the one picture you can see she wasnt too pleased about me taking the picture (it was my first day with my new camera and took TONS of picshahah) The other is of her and our puppy, and the last is of her sleeping - well, I think it's cute anyway :)

http://members.rogers.com/sureshot/heather_2.jpg
http://members.rogers.com/sureshot/heather_1.jpg
http://members.rogers.com/sureshot/heather_3.jpg

[pom]

Originally posted by fester8542
Thanx man....

:evil: you can have her for a dollar:evil: That's cute too. I'll think about it, I'm out of cash right now.

SureShot >> Her name!! Give us her name!!

[Makaveli]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH BRILLIANT!!! Sen no wonder your such a genius.......

this thread is wonderful because you give us pics and names.....and eventualy digits........and we single(hehe) guys can STEAL the girls!! BRILLIANT!! they won't know what hit them......bwhahahahahha :trout: :trout:

[mjULTRA]

http://members.aol.com/simple357/katie.jpg

here is the one that i love. I try to get her to sign up here, but she's been on this anti-computer kick for a while. maybe someday...

UPDATE: Katie is now with us at KirupaForum.com, under the name of Rendered. Welcome katie!

[Guig0]

http://www.avalon-rev.dk/love.gif Guig0 & Sharon http://www.avalon-rev.dk/love.gif
We´re together for four years and one month, but we know eachother for ten years.
http://www.guig0123.kit.net/imagems/imagens/sharon.jpg

if you can´t see the image try the attached file.

[SureShot]

Sorry :)

Her name is Heather and we have been together for 4 years and 3 months :)

[Guig0]

waht´s up with that image on the midle? :P

[fester8542]

LMAO!!!

Maj took that pic after he laid down the law.....

:)

j/k

[Guig0]

Originally posted by fester8542
LMAO!!!

Maj took that pic after he laid down the law.....

:)

j/k

:q: :q: :q:

[SureShot]

guigo - what do you mean?

That's her and our puppy!

She was getting kind of mad at me taking all those pics that day - as you can tell by the last picture :)

[Guig0]

but it´s cool tho :-\

:P

[SureShot]

are you kidding...?

[Guig0]

I can´t see any puppy! :bad:

[Guig0]

I´m gonna look to this pic for the next 10min, if i don´t see any puppy at the end, i´m gonna be forced to kick you ***** :P

[senocular]

great pictures everyone :beam:

(Makaveli's on to me :!: )

;)

[Guig0]

Originally posted by senocular
great pictures everyone :beam:

(Makaveli's on to me :!:)

;)

you pervert! :bad:

:P

[SureShot]

hahaha ok..... you cannot see the DOG that she is holding in her lap....

http://members.rogers.com/sureshot/heather_1.jpg

it's not an optical illusion man - is anyone else having trouble?

:)

[Guig0]

I AM CRAZY :crazy:

I meant maj´s pic, but write sureshot... go figure :crazy:

Sorry dude =)


LOL
:P :P :P

[Jubba]

Originally posted by fester8542
you can have her for a dollar
Do you have change for a 5?(-: ;) :nerd: :ninja: I:-) :crazy:

[fester8542]

I do...

I will fill out a bill of sale and apply for a new title for ya


:beam: :beam: :beam:

[Jubba]

lol

like that guy that tried to sell his family on e-bay...

Kirupa.com ---
"The worlds largest girlfriend/significant other buying/selling system..."

[fester8542]

I just got a phone call....

apparently Mrs. Fester logged on as a guest to see where this thread was heading after I told her I posted the picture on here.

She was less than impressed.....lol


I am going to have to stop the sale early

:trout:


and get my ***** kicked when I get home from work.....

[Guig0]

:P

[fester8542]

Whipped.....no?


In trouble beacuse my g/f cought me trying to sell her on Kirupa.....yes


:x

[Jubba]

Maybe if you had made the price $1.50 instead?

When she pulls out the trout, don't forget to duck...

:trout: :ninja:

[Guig0]

Originally posted by fester8542
Whipped.....no?


In trouble beacuse my g/f cought me trying to sell her on Kirupa.....yes


:x


that´s bad. really bad!:o

[SureShot]

All I can say is.... good luck! :)


that and I got a buck 75 with your name on it! ;)

[mjULTRA]

my girlfriend was feeling quite happy at the time of that picture, and i always get a good laugh by looking at it. For her, at the time, there was nothing more confortable than being wrapped up in a blanket on the floor. She was laughing like mad too, it was so great..... I love her :)

[Oblique]

Wish I had something to show :( Ive been woman-less for 6 months now, this is torture for me. Send one of yours this way, thanks. :beam:

[kirupa]

Awww, *sniffle* so many nice pics =) But, who are all those strange, non-male humanoid units? I think I've seen these strange creatures known as "females" on TV or something - not quite sure though. As for me, Flash and I get along quite well =)

Cheers!
Kirupa :ub:

[Oblique]

LOL Kirupa, tru tru :P

[Guig0]

Originally posted by kirupa
Awww, *sniffle* so many nice pics =) But, who are all those strange, non-male humanoid units? I think I've seen these strange creatures known as "females" on TV or something - not quite sure though. As for me, Flash and I get along quite well =)

Cheers!
Kirupa :ub:

oh come on k-man...

everyone knows you´re quite a ladies man ;)

:P

[fester8542]

Tall dark and uni-browed....thats how the ladies like it :!:

:+) I:-) :chinaman: :blush: :evil: :evil: :evil:

[Makaveli]

Originally posted by fester8542
I just got a phone call....

apparently Mrs. Fester logged on as a guest to see where this thread was heading after I told her I posted the picture on here.

She was less than impressed.....lol


I am going to have to stop the sale early

:trout:


and get my ***** kicked when I get home from work.....

http://www.kirupa.com/forums/smileys_files/argue.gif http://www.kirupa.com/forums/smileys_files/deal.gif eviction notice from gf....

AND FINALLY http://www.kirupa.com/forums/smileys_files/whip.gif http://www.kirupa.com/forums/smileys_files/whip.gif

[Marz]

Well...

I've been single for about 10 months now...

My lovely lady friend Nina had to move off to college... Kind-a made me really extreme;y depressed... Didn't gte to tlak to her much.. So I told myself I wouldn't gte another "relationship" until I was out of the navy.

Peace

[sintax321]

Majeye: did you do the photosop job in that one pic of your g/f. The pic with the wings. looks pretty cool man.

Fester: I think that is the first pic I've seen of you on the board. Sorry to hear she saw this thread. Don't worry you can still live anormal life with no testicles.lol

Guig0: I think thats the first pic I've seen of you as well. it's kind of neat to see what some of you guys look like.

Big K: Don't worry man once you are done school and you have millions in cash rolling in I think the ladies will look past the unibrow:ub:

I think i'll go with ren on this one though. I don't think my g/f would like her picture up on the net. Maybe when I do my site redesign I'll put up one or two if she agrees.

[Guig0]

thanks dude!

Now i´m thinking in put that pic on the tell about yourself... thread.


Cheers =)

[mjULTRA]

actually, the pic with the wings is something she did. She took that picture, and added the wings in photoshop for her abandoned site concept, Rendered Chaos. She is quite the talented designer...

[fester8542]

lol...too funny sintax


although I am happy to report, lefty anr righty are still in tact.

I got out of this one rather easily.

[Guig0]

here is the same between me and my girl.

I always have the last word!

yes honey!:whistle:



:P :P

[SureShot]

hahahahaha :) Now that's funny :)

I hear ya bro...:sigh:

[Guig0]

;)

[Makaveli]

i know Phil will get a kick out of this one:

Phil's dream girl

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/graphics/bush_wgirls1.jpg

[senocular]

nice Makaveli! :beam:

[morse]

Originally posted by sintax321
Fester: I think that is the first pic I've seen of you on the board. Sorry to hear she saw this thread. Don't worry you can still live anormal life with no testicles.lol
You would know eh Sin?

JOKE DONT KILL ME PLEASE IT WAS A JOKE

[eyeinfinitude]

Here is a pic of my gf and I taken recently. She doesn't go on this forum so I don't think she'll mind. =)
http://www.electrongeek.net/pic.jpg
If the image doesn't work then view the attachment.

[lostinbeta]

Hmmm... as I told Morse... if my girlfriend found out she would make it possible to kill me a million times in a row. So I have no decided yet if I want to post it.

I may, I still have to shrink the photo down in Photoshop first though. Crop out some unneccesary stuff.

[eyeinfinitude]

haha my gf wouldn't get mad actually, she'll probably be happy that I admit having a gf in the first place. :!:

[eyeinfinitude]

hahah wow Phil, she's definitely a keeper. :beam:

[Guig0]

;)

sad thing is that i can´t say the same about you phil :(

she´s too much for ya :P

[Makaveli]

thoughts: ditto g .......phil is way outta his class......whos he think he is anyways??

[Guig0]

:-\

or phil posted a pic of her sister saying she is her girlfriend :P

[eyeinfinitude]

Thanks for the compliment Guigo, you and your gf look good together as well. I thought you were a lot younger, but after seing your pic, I realized I was wrong. =)

[Jubba]

lol I love seeing pictures of people that post because I create their image in my head and then it gets so twisted when I actually see what you all look like.

I don't have any pictures of my g/f... well actually scratch that.. I don't have any pictures of my g/f where she doesn't look like a cracked-out street-walker. THe only pics I have of her were ones that we all took when we were drinking...so they aren't very good...

[eyeinfinitude]

hahaha aww man, but the drunk pictures are the best, they show the other side of people. I'll try to look for some pics of my gf and I after a night of hard drinking. :beam:

[Guig0]

i guess :P

and jubba, don´t be ashamed of us...

[Guig0]

:P :P

razor burn...

:P :P

[lostinbeta]

http://8ballcreations.com/lostinbeta/us1small.jpg


That is me and my girlfriend Pam before our Senior Prom. Why she got a dress that looked like a Wedding dress I will never know, but she ended up hating the dress by the end of the night anyway....LOL. She kept stepping on it and tripping over it.

[reverendflash]

:run: :run: :run: :scream: :scream:

run! she's got a 3rd hand growing out of her shoulder! run!

j/k lost... pretty lady

:love: :whistle: :love:

Revhttp://www.aulman.com/rev.gif

[lostinbeta]

LOL!!!!!

Yes, I know all about that third hand.


I forgot to mention, I have been with her for 2 years and 1 month now.


:love: :love:

[Guig0]

Originally posted by Phil Jayhan
So, lost, 2 years and a month?

well, with the amount of time you spend on kirupa, that must mean she brings food to you at your computer and empties your pee bottles right...? lol

doh~
wink wink~ :P
pj :o


LOL :P :crazy: :o (-: :geek:

[Jubba]

LiB: Whats a cutie like that doing w/ a crazy guy like you?! lol :P

[Guig0]

lost isn´t that ugly!

is just that gelly thang on his hair :hair: --> +gelly stuff -->:ninja:

[Jubba]

I didn't say ugly.. I said crazy... LiB is crazy. Just like I am crazy. We both have the same malfunctions :)

we're both nuts... :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

[lostinbeta]

Phil: I spend time with her. But she goes to college and works part time so we don't get to see eachother that often.


Jubba: Yep, we are both crazy in the same way, so we know... yeah thats right.... we know!!!!

[kaotic]

heres meh hunny bunny

[Alex]

i dont have a pic to post. because i dont have a g/f yet:(

[Makaveli]

make one up alex........i bet all these gf's are fake.....the magic of PS..........lol j/k........... :love:

:run: *runs from mob*

[eyeinfinitude]

haha a PS gf, now that's sad. :P

[marius]

She's quite good to me... too much of her and I get a pretty bad headache. Can't keep my hands off of her when we're out together. Definitely would get po'ed if someone tried to steal her from me... I'm about to go pick her up here in a minute for the super bowl... She never gets tired of sports thats for sure... Seems everytime I'm watching them she's right by my side...

[marius]

That's her with me in the picture above... Beautiful isn't she?

[marius]

Where you see merely a beer... I see a long lasting relationship... Hell we've been together over a decade... There's been a few times I've said "goodbye, no more!!! "

But I always seem to run into her again...

couldn't resist...

:whistle:

[Alex]

i finally got a pic of my g/f!!!

here it is -

http://www.geocities.com/alex4332/picture.txt

[morse]

Uh Alex, I'm not seeing it.

[Alex]

what the hell am i doing wrong. i clicked on img and i pasted the url in there and its not showing up

[Jubba]

You are using Geocities. Geocities does not allow you to link to hosted images. It takes up too much bandwith. Save the file with an .txt extension instead of a .jpg extension and it will show up fine.

[Alex]

http://alex21212.tripod.com/pic.txt

She is a keeper

http://alex21212.tripod.com/pic23.txt

[senocular]

Originally posted by Alex
http://alex21212.tripod.com/pic.txt

She is a keeper

http://alex21212.tripod.com/pic23.txt

:!:

we had a fling a few years back. Shes an ANIMAL!

[Jubba]

Originally posted by senocular
we had a fling a few years back. Shes an ANIMAL!

lol :beam:

[Alex]

Originally posted by senocular
:!:

we had a fling a few years back. Shes an ANIMAL!


your telling me=) !

[h88]

Originally posted by senocular
:!:

we had a fling a few years back. Shes an ANIMAL!

LOL :P :P

[Makaveli]

yea well i'm ****** *** ***........er ****** *** ***.......er........wait.......this is not coming out right..........never mind!! :P


Jubba: Please try to keep it clean Mak...

[morse]

I can always dream...

[Xero]

Well I currently do not own a life. I have had bad experiences with low IQ girls. I am currently single and want a girl that plays video games:P

[Makaveli]

why do i only see half the face........was it pr0n? you cropped it??

[morse]

Mak: First upload was faulty. Fixed it.

[Makaveli]

hehe, remember her as a little kid in The Professional with Jean Reno......man she sure has grown up.......

[morse]

mmm She's my favorite...












Drool... Natalie Portman...





Drool....

[Kitiara]

Well, here's James, my other half.

I'll warn you now, that this was taken on holiday in Ayia Napa, so he has had a few drinks... :love:

This however is nothing compared to the pic I have of his mate, who is passed out on his bed in a pool of his own vomit. On the first night, I might add...

http://images.deviantart.com/large/photography/photoportrait/Ayia_Napa_Holiday.jpg

[Guig0]

don´t you have o pic of you guys together? I´m curious :-\

:)

[Kitiara]

Actually no, we don't... One of us is always holding the camera. :) And he's even more camera shy than I am, unless he's had a few pints to drink. :)

Unless there's some in the rest of the holiday snaps... I'll check. :)

[Guig0]

Cool =)

[alethos]

My luvah.

[RenaissanceGirl]

How about this:

http://www.geocities.com/renaissancegerl/x/yum.txt

It's been 2.5 years...

[kirupa]

Wow ren, the new high-Flash version of your site looks extremely nice =)

[lostinbeta]

LOL... it won SOTW Kirupa. In the early days of SOTW.

[kirupa]

Yeah, but the the High Flash version is a new addition =)

[RenaissanceGirl]

I tweaked it out just a tad and a lot of the previously "under construction" stuff is now functional. Some stuff has also been moved around to maximize full-time employment landing (which was a successful endeavor thanks to the lovely folks at D&D). Thanks for noticing Kirupa!

[eyezberg]

Rennie,
I always get a "site not found" on donnalopez !? Is it down?

As you all know, I'm Tom Cruise in real life, just don't tell the journalists I'm hanging out here..
So, here you go for HER pic :
http://www.turtle-net.com/a/penelope_cruz/penelope_cruz_1.jpg

[SureShot]

*shakes eyezberg*

Wake up dude, Wake up!!

[Soul]

How about a holiday snap of you then Kit? Seen as we haven't seen you properly? :evil:

- Soul :goatee:

[eyezberg]

sure, you bas****, now you did wake me up & she's gone!
damn!
lol

[RenaissanceGirl]

Eww... I've said it before and I'll say it again, her head is disproportionately smaller than her body - weird!

But if we're speaking of Tom Cruise's love life, let's not forget to mention his ex-wife, Nicole Kidman - woohoo! Now there is something to brag about!

[eyezberg]

Had to dump her, too blonde, I prefer the darker type...
and she looks 90% like my (real!!) sister, so...

Gonna chat up Michael to get a go at Cath (zeta jones)..lol

[SureShot]

now there's a dream I wont wake you from ;)

[RenaissanceGirl]

Originally posted by Phil Jayhan
Hey Rennigirl-

you never explained what creepy thing happened after you posted pics of your boyfriend...

curious now-
pj :P

Let's just say that some people are insane and will drive from 2 hours away to your workplace and watch you work for 8 hours...

*shivers*

[lostinbeta]

Yeeeaaaahhh, I am really sorry about that Ren, I didn't want you to think I was insane or anything :(

:P :trout:

[mjULTRA]

BTW, to let you all know, the picture that i posted is of my girlfriend, who is now here at Kirupa, under the name of rendered.. welcome katie! i love you!
:love:

[mjULTRA]

cuter than a looter on a scooter with a pewter tooter..

whatever that means...

[mjULTRA]

Speaking of Dr. Suess. Check these out...

Did you know he did politcal cartoons early in his career?

Dr. Suess' political cartoons... (http://orpheus.ucsd.edu/speccoll/dspolitic/)

[reverendflash]

Majeye:

Watch out for that Brazillian guy... He seems to hot for kitties...

j/k

Glad to see more Middle of Nowhere, CA people come to Kirupalvania...

Revhttp://www.aulman.com/rev.gif

[mjULTRA]

thanks rev... BTW your avatar is disturbing as usual...

[Guig0]

LOL rev! :P

i was posting a joke about her girlfriend, and you beat me in the post race warning him against me...:P


i would say:
welcome Katie! i love you too :love:

not the same way mj does tho ;) just as a fellow kirupian :P

[mjULTRA]

Aren't there enough girls in rio, guigo?

i just watched the E! Wild-On show with Brooke Burke (yowza!), and they did a special on Rio.. there were so many hot chicks in bikini's, it was unreal.. if i ever vacation to brazil, it'll hafta be during carnival, and you'll hafta tell me about all the hotspots!!

[Guig0]

she may see that :stunned: :run:

:P














pssst! it´s a deal. i´ll give you a free tour and even intriduce you to some of the hot chicks ;)

[reverendflash]

funny...

when I see Katies avitar and screen name, I get a weird mental image:

in cooking, rendering is when you cook the fatty meats to "render" the fat. In other words, you are getting the useable fat off of the meat (rendered bacon is just cooked thru, to get rid of most of the fat). You "render" goose fat to get a cooking oil...

Then, put that with the kittie...

disturbing be me, isn't it....

Revhttp://www.aulman.com/rev.gif

[Guig0]

:hair:

[mjULTRA]

::calls the travel agent::

sounds good guigo, i might just hold you to that....

::waits for rendered to slap me with a trout::

:trout:

[upuaut]

Well here's my babe. Some may have seen this shot before.

The love of my life
http://www.centerspin.com/animation/images/laurie.jpg

[Kitiara]

I found this delightful pic the other day...

And before anyone asks, yes I will eventually post a decent picture of myself. When such a thing can be found. :)

[upuaut]

Looks pretty hansom.. but hardly worthy of you. Be sure to tell him I said so. :P

[Kitiara]

And my best wishes also to your young lady. :)

I just realised there were two guys in that... He's the one in the middle. Usually you can tell because he's holding a beer... :)

[Guig0]

Kit: you are confusing me kit..."there is two guys, he is the one in the middle"...its not possible to have a middle guy in two guys....


...i hope he´s not the dumbo guy on the left :P



just j/k...i know that he is the guy on the right...but, is he the right guy :q:




David: With all due respect, she is bealtiful...you´re a lucky man ;)

and, tho i´ve never seen kit, i agree with you a 100% on your she´s better than him statment. :P

[upuaut]

I figured that was him. He's the focus of the pic anyway. :) For the record, I'm not deserving of my lady either. ;)

[Guig0]

Originally posted by david
I figured that was him. He's the focus of the pic anyway. :) For the record, I'm not deserving of my lady either. ;)
Ok...so we agree on that. good.

but whatever happens, don´t tell her that ok?





stop being so modest
:P :P

[upuaut]

"she just loves me for my 'flasher'-style"

http://animation.centerspin.com/images/daveflash.jpg

[Kitiara]

Well I'm assuming that she is the one that took the picture...

[upuaut]

nah.. that's what a timer on your camera is for. Though she's had some oppertunities to take a couple of pics which I cannot post here. ;)

[Guig0]

anyways, i was a street flasher too ;)


and i´m happy that you´re happy, and that your girl loves you for who you are (that´s hard to find) david, but i still think we need to do something about kity...that dude doesn´t deserve to share a breath with the lady kity :bad:


oh, and...nice pic btw ;)

[upuaut]

I'm sure that Kitty is quite sure of her choices and probebly would take offense to any attempt to upgrade her man. :P

lets not go there again.... I just meant it as a joke. :)

[Guig0]

ok then...;)


i did get the joke :P

[=VALOR=]

I dont know if it would be correct to post a pic of my girlfriend on the internet......

Just trust me when i say she is drop-dead-gorgeous.
;)

=V=

[Guig0]

i´m not sure i can trust you in that...:-\


is she from argentina? if so, it would be easier to trust you ;)

[=VALOR=]

She is bulgarian :bad:

=V=

[Guig0]

no need to give that look :bad: :P


i dunno nothing about bulgarian girls...