favorite quotes

[kaotic]

post them here



Racing a Civic is like the special olympics, Even if you win you're a retard

[kaotic]

It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
Abraham Lincoln

[kaotic]

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
Jerry Seinfeld

[Phat7]

Today is the first day of the rest of your life, so enjoy it!..

Dunno who said this :P

[Kitiara]

It's hard being modest when you're as perfect as I am.

- Me

[kaotic]

peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly timehttp://www.gzhq.net/forums/images/smilies/banana.gif

[λ]

640k should be enough for anyone.
-Bill Gates

[bayek]

Mr. White - Reservoir Dogs
"If you killed me in your dream, you'd better wake up and apologize"

[kirupa]

"Too much of a good thing....is a really awesome thing!"
"Some people are being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster!" - The Great Strong Bad


Baleeted!
- HomeStar

[Phat7]

The way we slap our skin we can make a beat to a song,
And let me play the guitar with the string of your thong...
Busta Rhymes :P

[Cello]

Man with hole in pocket, him feel c o c k y all day.

Confucious

[kaotic]

Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect.
Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803 - 1882)

[Jasninder]

Never miss a good chance to shut up.




Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.




The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.




Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.




Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.




Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.




: unknown source

gosh there are somany more :p

[kaotic]

My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet. She's now in a maximum security twilight home in Australia.
Dame Edna Everage

[RenaissanceGirl]

Speaking of Strong Bad...


"If you want it to be possessive, it's just 'I-T-S.' But, if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's 'I-T-apostrophe-S,' scalawag."

"Whatever happened to capitalization? It used to be so coooool!"

"Girl, don't forget to spell check! Or I'll come to your house and throw a brick through you dad's windshield. Windshield!"

"Y-O-U-R. Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E! They're as different as night and day. Don't you think that night and day are different? What's wrong with you?"

"And I don't care how they spell things on the internet. When you email me, you spell the whole word out. And I don't care that your cell phone has a camera in it."

-Strong Bad, Email #89 (http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail89.html), Strong Bad's Rhythm N' Grammar

[Jasninder]

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.


mods? :sigh:


hahah j/k



Good judgment comes from bad experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.




Telling a man to go to hell and making him do it are two entirely different propositions.




Tact is the ability to tell him to go to hell and have him be on his way.



:unknown source

[Laslett]

The grass is always greener on the other side..... but you've still got to cut it!

[Niann]

I have learnt silence from the talkative, toleration from the intolerant, and kindness from the unkind.
~Kahlil Gibran

Kampai!
-Niann

[RussianBeer]

- Only women use those guns!
- Oh, you know alot about guns mr.Bond?
- No, but I know quite a bit about women

One of my favorite quotes!

[Voetsjoeba]

- Hi, looking for shells too ?
- No, just looking.


;)

[BadMagick]

The Lord tells me He can get me out of this mess ... but He's pretty sure you're f*cked!
- Stephen, Braveheart

[Jasninder]

some of my favorite comes from this cricket commentator who played for india, famous as sidhu... i am not saying he was the orignator of the following quotes, its just the way he says and uses them is funny... dont know howmany ppl know the game of cricket, over here it's a religion.




1. The ball is whizzing past like a bumblebee and our batsmen are all at sea!
2. When you are dining with a demon, you got to have a long spoon.
3. We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.
4. He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.
5. The gap between bat and pad is so wide you could have driven a car through.
6. If 'ifs and buts' were 'pots and pant' then there would be no tinkers.
7. Anybody can become a pilot when the sea is calm.
8. One, who doesn't throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.
9. He is a wily fox. But, if we make the fox run, the chicken will become hen.
10. It is not all over till the fat lady sings!
11. A fallen lighthouse is more dangerous than a reef.
12. You cannot ride a seat-less bicycle without getting blisters on your bums.
13. Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.
14. A revolutionary idea is usually one with its sleeves rolled up.
15. Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.
16. You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.
17. The cat with gloves catches no mice.
18. If the heavens throw you dates, you got to keep your mouth open.
19. The Indian tail is like a Doberman, when they must German shepherds.
20. Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.
21. You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.
22. When you have a hen laying eggs you should not mind the cackle.
23. He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition.

[kirupa]

"Our offense is like the Pythagorean theorem: there is no answer."
-Shaquille O'Neal
That was one of the best quotes I found from a friends' away message :)

[brownie]

A wise man once said nothing.

[Jubba]

Beware of the Leopard.

[radioxromance]

Speaking of Strong Bad...

-Strong Bad, Email #89, Strong Bad's Rhythm N' GrammarI don't think I have ever seen this one... when I looked at my emails (I keep them all locally on my computer :)) It said 'local news'... and it wasn't that one.
I had wondered, did HSR have other emails before hand that I may have missed? Did they start over at some point? I am so out of the loop.

[bluemarlin]

My senior quote: "I refuse to tip-toe through life just to safely end up at death"

Also, one of my favorite moments of any movie:

"Johnny Doyle: BET TWENTY THOUSAND!

[The poolhall falls silent]

Johnny Doyle: Oh, did I stutter? Everybody gone all quiet and ****? About a minute ago it was like an evening at the Apollo up in this mother****er, now all of a sudden it's quiet as a church... That's alright Chico, I don't blame you. I've been beatin' this Jimmy Walker lookin' mother****er all god **** night, he can't win.

Chico: You'd better watch your mouth Johnny!

Johnny Doyle: You watch my mouth Chico! Cause you sure as hell don't wanna watch me play pool. Unless, of course, I'm blind folded and hand cuffed with a pool cue stickin' out of my ***. Or maybe you'd bet the twenty thousand then?"

[Redrvltn]

The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with a voter.
- Winston Churchill

[pom]

That quote from Shaquille O'Neal... What does it mean? :pa:

[mansour]

the only way OUT, is IN!

some man!!

[mlk]

Vegetables aren't food. Vegetables are what food eats

or


I used to be schizophrenic. But we're okay now

[replode]

"I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?"
-Samuel L. Jackson, Pulp Fiction

"If you're going to come out here and give 99 percent, get the hell off the field because you're a disgrace to the game"
-?

[LifeEnder]

some of my favorite qoutes from Albert Einstein:

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."

"Imagination is more important than knowledge."

"It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity."

"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity."