How to get laid...

[mjULTRA]

Its all about the Flowmaster... :h:

http://webpages.charter.net/graffeogearboxes/images/flowmaster_get_chicks.jpg

[reverendflash]

might I suggest just carrying around a boom box, and a CD of a V8 @ 4000 RPM...

Revhttp://aulman.com/rev.gif

[senocular]

does it go

"Wooooo Wooooo!"

:q:

[Digigamer]

Sen- I can go "Wooooo Wooooo!" ;)

[teet]

haha that is hilarious...i thought it was a real article at first

:)

-teet

[ahmed]

lmao that was great... now i know what im getting for chirstmas :P

[Alex]

hey what do you know, that will fit on my car...


:P

[BadMagick]

Hahaha ... that was hilarious!

Thanks for the chuckle, I needed that!

[RussianBeer]

****, maybe I should do that...

Or maybe I should start saying 'Yo' more often, and maybe follow it with "peeps".. hmmm.. I think i will start using "dope" as an adjective now

[RelandR]

"...Much like bullfrogs in the wild, the powerfull sound from his flow master will attract breeding females..."

lmfao ... that was great

[senocular]

for those that dont know wooo wooo reference ;)

http://homepage.mac.com/howheels/rubpics/woowoo.wmv

[RelandR]

oh fer faucksSake .... that'd drive all the she-frogs right outta da swamp :d:

[neverrain]

did someone call a pimp?

[Booyaka]

hm... i always thought that offering to pay for their half of the dinner was pretty good way to get laid.

-and im off

[ToyFiger]

lol...

i think his success results in the women not hearing him talk anymore cause the exhaust systems's too loud :hr:

[junahu]

step 1: purchase chicken mesh
step 2: wrap it into an man sized elongated spherical shape
step 3: dip some old newspaper in pva glue and just slap it on
step 4: repeat until the entire thing is covered in 4-5 layers
step 5: allow to set
step 6: paint it white and add varnish
step 7: add two holes at the sides and one large hole at the bottom
step 8: enter the paper mached giant egg suit
step 9: find a very big chicken
step 10: You don't want to know what this step is
step 11: Wait

And that's how to get laid

[mlk]

Women are the foundations of society-
but remember who laid them...


(ok its sorta off topic but who cares=))

[neverrain]

lol @ mlk

it is sad all us geeks have to start a topic on how to get laid. :P

Maybe if making the person a web site or maybe fixing their virus infested computer, that might do it. :thumb:

[Marz]

Originally posted by datapimp
lol @ mlk

it is sad all us geeks have to start a topic on how to get laid. :P

Maybe if making the person a web site or maybe fixing their virus infested computer, that might do it. :thumb:

That actually works btw ;)

[Laslett]

Yeah best thing I learnt at uni.

Minimum you get fed!

[neverrain]

Originally posted by buddhamarz
That actually works btw ;)

Do you think I make all these web sites for for girls without charging them for no reason? C:-)

[Laslett]

I meant infesting them with a virus not the web site thing.

Or just making sure they run smooth with no bugs

Taking their side panel off and making sure all the bits inside are all in the right place with no conflicts. All the cable go to the right places:nerd:

[Booyaka]

lol....

nice!.

[Laslett]

Whats funny, I was refereing to fixing thier computers.

There was this one time at band camp.....


Some of her bits weren't in properly so I stripped her down completely so I could start from the top. It took about 3 hours with a tiny bit of jamming for the awkward parts but most of the time it was real easy.