wut is this trout business

[DDD]

Okay I hate to sound like a total n00b but what the hell is this stuff about a trout and being slapped by one. I was hopin I would just catch on without having to ask. But I must ask now. What Is It About?

[telekinesis]

Something that is taken from mIRC :P

:dan4885 smacks 3d-iva with a large trout::

[eilsoe]

Umm... damn.. I can't even remember how it started :P

And I've been with it since day one :-\

Mebbe lost remembers?

[lostinbeta]

Makaveli started it!!!!!!!! :P


Ask him :evil: :bad:

[DDD]

dats messed up DAN smacking me with the trout and I dont know why or how........

[eilsoe]

Yeah, I've started to relate trouts with the name "phil Jayhan"...

hehe...


http://www.avalon-rev.dk/look.gif Where is he...?

*SLAM*

[reverendflash]

next thing you know, it be aliens, anal probes, and trout...

Eh Phil?

Revhttp://www.aulman.com/rev.gif

[DDD]

alrite I am really feeling left out now. I just wanna know what it is, or the meaning, or under which circumstances does said individual recieve or warrant blow to the face area with a Oncorhynchus mykiss. hahahaha the scientific name for a trout.

[eilsoe]

Nah, just when ya feel slap-happy :smirk:

[Makaveli]

one day i was in mirc and this moron kept using the command

/me slaps Makaveli_Da_DoN around a bit with a large trout

which if i did would come out 2:

* Makaveli_Da_DoN slaps Makaveli_Da_DoN around a bit with a large trout

so, i was feeling bored and i just started a thread with me smacking like 5 or 6 people with trouts then it just steamrolled out of control and eventually Phil became the evil serpant touting trout demon *refer to taming of phil*

thats the story ....as far as i know...i don't even remember posting that much in that thread ........what my evil skizo personality did i do not know............and i bear no responsibilty for it........... :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

[Makaveli]

Originally posted by 3d-iva
alrite I am really feeling left out now. I just wanna know what it is, or the meaning, or under which circumstances does said individual recieve or warrant blow to the face area with a Oncorhynchus mykiss. hahahaha the scientific name for a trout.

use it whenever you want....:bad: :bad:
whenever someone gets out of hand and is flaming use it, its nearly become like a 5th ammendment at Kirupaville :P :P whenever wherever it appears you never know its like the lochness monster

[Kitiara]

I believe that marlins and salmon have also made impromptu appearances.

[Makaveli]

hey you know its funny, i never really thought of this...but you are a person( or cyborg) sitting at ur computer all the way in london adn we can talk instantaneously, i wonder if you have pretty roses in your house?

Phil, do you want the prime minister of england to barge into your house and push you around? no well then get a gun :P :P

[Guig0]

Originally posted by Phil Jayhan
...The queen can eat my shorts..."...


LOL!


phil...

just LOL!
:P :geek: :chinaman: :)

[Makaveli]

Originally posted by Phil Jayhan
ya,

Mak started it and i also wanna know why every time trout slapping happens my name keeps coming up.

"phil" me in...

cheers~
pj :)


hey Phil the reason might be because of this

http://www.igovw.com/beatphil.gif

lmao

3d: here is the orginal thread from PAGE 1 http://www.kirupaforum.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=9666

its 6 pages long......... :sigh:

[andr.in]

http://www.igovw.com/beatphil.gif<-- why is the guy who's slapping bald?

[Makaveli]

no idea, but with this and the one Guig0 made...we are set with trout smilies

http://www.souleagle.com/trout_smack.gif

http://www.igovw.com/beatphil.gif

oh yea, and the trout thread might be more pages for those of you have smaller monitors....i forgot about the size difference and how many posts fit onto my small 15` monitor on my other comp... i hate using that small screen

:hair: <----why does this dude remind me of beta?

oh yea and the guy getting slapped is Phil....for all those that don't know :P :P :P :P

[Makaveli]

what did you think it would be called? smackphil.jpeg? would that have been better? i guess you won the trout wars since you were the last poster....you persevered....good job

[Makaveli]

i don't think so......didn't you eat him?? i thought we sacrificed him to you so you wouldn't eat us.... :hangover:

[Guig0]

No phil! I´m sure that are better taste kirupians, you see, I´m all skin and bones. :crazy: and after all we´re friends, aren´t we? You don´t wanna eat your friend, and if you do you will be with a huge somachache;(

Plz, I beg you! Have mercy oh giant werm from the deep, let me live my pitiful life.

ps: trouts are very tasty you know...

[Marz]

No no no...

Don't eat guig0.. Eat trout.. it's good for you...

*sits and makes another fire*

La de da da da......

*puts a couple trout on a grill type material and starts grilling em..*

[Max]

trout???

[Guig0]

;)

see phil? Nice grilled trout! hmmmmmm:+)
You don´t need to eat me, playa is a great cook, he is fixing you a dinner to remember!:beam:

wanna a gravy with this:q:

[Marz]

*stands back and does an impersonation of Emeril Lagassi...*

*picks up some salt and pepper in his figners and*

BAAAAMMMMM

Wooohoo...

Could ya pass me the margarine there guig0?

[Guig0]

::whispers to playa::playa phil is not drooling in my general direction anymore, he is even talking to other ppl now

**hands margarine to playa**

[Guig0]

How on earth I´m gonna flash? I know I´m not any good at it, but I like it sooo much :P
**drops a bag full of trouts on playa´s grill**
** kicks the margarine and replace with some extra quality brazillian-butter**

What about a brazillian barbeque? It is way better that the one you know... hun?:beam:

[eyeinfinitude]

so not only is Phil a dork, but he's a cannibal too? ahhhh!!! :o

[kaotic]

what about rump roast

[eyeinfinitude]

LMAO!!!! Did you make that Phil?!?!? That's hilarious!! hahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahha:beam: :o (-: :beam:

[Marz]

No.. That's the square of kirupaville that guig0 made.. Check out the topic at the top of this section of the forums and you'll see it again...

But yeah.. Nice grilled trout for ya buddy... :)

*removes left arm and throws it on the grill...*

I can still do lotsa things with one arm.. So I'll be allright...

*buttes up the flaming arm with some nice brazilian barbeque*

[Guig0]

you know, as jubba might have said: I suck monkey butts on flash (and pretty much everything else), so, I need both arms to suck less :P :chinaman: : :geek:

And yes that picture came to me in a dream, or a vision, and I have no other choice than make it :crazy: the title is provisory, in time it will change to kirupaville´s bane

=)

[Guig0]

LOL
:P

too funny, we should have the kirupaville pig award for the funnies comment, flash, or pic in the month. Off course that you will win everytime, but it will be phun to watch:P

[Makaveli]

Originally posted by Phil Jayhan
Max-

this is so phunny and sad. your phirst post and you are forced to having to ask about trout...?? :)

This is ALL Maks fault, and we should make him answer.
Welcome to KirupaVille Max...! :P:P Glad to have you here, how is it you found us?



how is it my fault....i mention trout and look what happens...look at this thread now...cannibalism, pigs with human smiles, trouts etc etc ....all i because i mentioned guig0 as a human sacrifice? no way....you won't pin this one on me Phil..its all you this time :)


Originally posted by Phil Jayhan
Why just the other day my girlfirend came out, dressed only in saran wrap..And I said; "All for me...?" And she just said, No, and picked up her car keys and left the house. No respect at all.

LMFAO.....wtf was she doing in saran wrap? and where did she go? could she be ....seeing someone else? maybe Rev? maybe she went to MargaritaVille to do the same thing you were doing there? why am i asking all these questions? on a serious note...Phil , arn't you like 40? shouldn't you be getting married soon? don't you need a lifetime partner? i mean ..even though you have us...you need human companionship for life no?

[Makaveli]

i think eminems lyrics in Dead Wrong summarieze my feelings on this issue

[Eminem]
There's several different levels to Devil worshippin: horse's heads,
human sacrifices, canibalism; candles and exorcism
Animals havin sex with 'em; camels mammals and rabbits
But I don't get into that, I kick the habit - I just,
beat you to death with weapons that eat through the flesh
And I never eat you unless the ****in, meat looks fresh

yup... :P :P :P :P

[Makaveli]

guig0...i found the perfect smiley for you and Phil

http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/contrib/edoom/Wizard.gif

HAHAHAHAHAHA....you turned Phil into a monster and he is going to EAT YOU :P :P

[Guig0]

that smiley rox!
:P :P :P

[Marz]

*lmao*...

That smilie is the greatest...

And it's allright.. I don't use my left arm anyways..

Just kind-a gets in the way..

Did it tase scrumdidlyumptious Phil?

[Marz]

Not my left arm.. But my right arm is like.. 3 times bigger from bowling.. You wouldn't like it very much.. it wouldn't be as tender...

If you ever feel like going ona rampage again for human parts.. Just ask.. I've been dying to get rid of a leg.. *lol*

[Guig0]

Everybody knows that you can´t eat human flesh





without the human gravy :P

[Marz]

*lol*...

I'm sorry.. I totally forgot about human gravy...

Jesus.. What was I thinking? ;( :*(

[Guig0]

Originally said by Merrian Webster:
Pronunciation: 'grA-vE
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural gravies
Etymology: Middle English gravey, from Middle French gravé
Date: 14th century
1 : a sauce made from the thickened and seasoned juices of cooked human meat

:P

[reverendflash]

MMMMMMM

Gravy


mmmmmmm


Rev